​A jewelry store at an Airport called “Affairs.” Super jacked up prices. Sell to dudes that cheated on their partners and will be seeing them at the arrival area in a few minutes.

Customer checking out a diamond bracelet, “sir, may I ask what brings you here?”

“I slept with my ex while back home visiting my parents.”

“Well, what you’re looking for is in the more of a handjob from a stripper in Vegas area… let me show you to our Please Don’t Leave Me Collection.”