​Gather a group of 5-12 year old children and have them write down a list of insults. Whenever there’s a new serial killer going around, instead of giving them a cool nickname, we choose a nickname from the list

Personally, if I were to put in all of this work to commit a string of murders only to find out I’ve been dubbed “The Poopy Diaper Killer” or “The Stupid Doodoo head of Massachusetts”, I’d just straight up turn myself in