9:39 PM — “We’re definitely not beefing”
We’re definitely not beefing. What I asked was “you think we’ve been good??” Nothing has changed for months. Like you said, you didn’t even know things weren’t good between us— which honestly kind of says everything. I’m not avoiding you. We can keep doing the surface level stuff. And I didn’t say you control my…
My 30 Day Writing Calendar Day 2
Prompt: Someone walks home at night and keeps hearing footsteps behind them. The moon was high in the sky that night. The winds whistled harder as they shook the orange and semi-green leaves to the ground with a swaying grace. Stacy walked at a fast pace, each step more unnatural than the last. Despite her…
Heist University – The only way to graduate is to cheat
When you enroll in the school, a PhD is created for you in any subject you want. It’s then hidden away behind layers and layers of security in a secret location somewhere. It’s up to you to use any means necessary to find out where the degree is hidden and how to bypass all the…
We colonise the Sahara Desert pretending it’s Mars.
So alot of the Sahara desert is uninhabitable yet people talk about colonising other planets and making then habitable instead which would be much much more costly. So what if the was a company marketed towards the elite that told them that they’re taking them in a space shuttle to mars but actually brought them…
How painful is it to have to see him so often, His cold and heartless soul that never softens.. ##spokenwords
How painful is it to have to see him so often, His cold and heartless soul that never softens, How easy was it to break my heart into two, He would never care for the things he would say and do, Sometimes I wonder how I put up with it for so long, I know…
Small Metal bar (feels like aluminum?) with slit at one end and is chained to a metal box at gas station near a pump. What is this and it’s purpose?
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The save my password function has unironically made people forget about the very password they wanted to save.
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The Local
Haven’t written a poem for ages and this came to me the other morning. Very British theme to this. Meet Tony — a gent, a real friendly fella, Pulling pints nightly (mostly it’s Stella). Jack drops in just to flee from his wife, Drowning his sorrows, escaping his life. Richard’s with lads, all out for…
If you take into account bacteria and such, soap is probably one of the deadliest substances on earth.
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We construct a giant pillar. Every month, the whole world gets to vote on who has to spend a month on the tippy top of the pillar alone with nothing but their thoughts.
Basically the pillar would be large enough for you to walk around on, sleep on, etc. There’s a hole in the middle for you to relieve yourself, and food will arrive by drone. It will be constructed in a place with minimal to no wind, and will be built taller than most radio towers. For…
I’m a newish writer, who finally decided to post my work!
I’m hoping to get feedback on my writing. Let me know what your thoughts are, how you interpret it, and areas of improvement! I hope you enjoy! submitted by /u/Any_Standard_2345 [link] [comments]
How a Simple Children’s Piggy Bank Could Be a Profitable Side Hustle
Looking for a low-risk product idea that’s easy to test? Here’s one I noticed: a themed children’s piggy bank. Why it could work: – Kids and parents are always looking for fun, educational products. – Customizable designs can make it a standout gift item. – Low production cost but decent retail margin. How I’d validate…
Moments
Moments mo·ment [ˈmōm(ə)nt] A very short period of time; an instant. I feel as if I need to relax sometimes; take a deep breath. I’m so young, and so much time is ahead of me. Even though I’m young, I understand time flies by and is as fleeting as the sunset. But I also understand…
A 7 day ‘doomsday bunker’ experience
Pay for the experience, arrive with whatever you’d like (basics are already in the bunker), and be put up with two other totally random strangers for a week. Surveillance 24/7, quit button, and escape room / Silo style video feed to the outside world. Edit: instead of random strangers, optional totally alone, with friends or…
If the sun doesn’t rise tomorrow it also won’t set somewhere else.
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A delivery app, but made for the drivers.
It feels like with the big two (Uber eats and DoorDash) a customer pays a delivery fee that goes to the driver to cover the cost of the delivery and then any profit they make is made off of tips. and the fee the apps will charge for just helping the two meet essentially could…
Does anyone else have this fear that their graphics card will finally die every time flickering happens during driver updates?
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If we started at 90, and aged backwards, our kids would still have to take care of us towards the end of our lives.
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bullet train to iowa
Here I am Find me— Wind me— up with your whirlwind embrace I know your name, But never sure of face Stick to me like lint— When pocket thin Every notion, hallowed in Where am I If not, A destination of pleasantries Alright, oh yeah I guess I Better just enjoy the ride submitted by…
I could use constructive feedback on my website
Hello All! A while back, I posted here about starting my own business for ash-scattering services (almost anywhere in the world). I’ve launched my business as my side project outside of work and could use feedback on my website! What my business does: A full-service arrangement involves transporting the deceased from their current location to…
The movie myth of holding and cracking one’s head to fix a stiff neck probably hurt people more than cure them.
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There’s a children’s sing along song where the children practice deflecting their kleptomania with pathological lies and baseless accusations.
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When the walls closed in
I despised this room. The pile of unfolded clothes in the corner . The way the walls always seemed to press in, squeezing the air out of me. I lay in my creaky bed, awake but unmoving. My mind was frantic, wide alert . But my body , it refused to obey. A prisoner in…
Any place that has a dress code has to post pictures of 3-4 guys in “acceptable” outfits.
Some people interpret “casual” as a suit without a tie. Others think it’s crocs and pajama pants. Just show us what you want us to be wearing. submitted by /u/TerpBE [link] [comments]
So This Happend Last Night, and I Don’t Know What To Think Of It.
I live in a pretty normal apartment complex. Nothing fancy, but quiet enough that you know your neighbors, at least by face. Around 2 AM, I woke up to this weird sound in the hallway outside my door. At first I thought it was just someone dragging a piece of furniture, but when I listened…
Passing down an easy online side hustle!
Back in 2020 I started a side hustle on Facebook Marketplace. At the time I just wanted something I could run from home that didn’t require storing boxes in my garage or spending every day shipping orders. I ended up setting up a system that was simple enough to run in my spare time but…
Humanity progressing to a state where cybernetic bodies can be adopted would be a step towards Carcinisation; when species converge in evolution to the crab body plan.
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Rice Krispies must be the #1 cereal not actually eaten as a cereal.
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What if grocery stores had a “chaos hour” once a week?
During chaos hour, all the price tags get shuffled. Grapes might be $0.50/lb while milk is suddenly $17. Bananas could cost more than steak. No one knows what’s a deal until they scan it. Imagine the thrill: do you risk grabbing that fancy cheese, or do you end up paying $40 for a block of…
House moving: who experienced with these business?
I would like to ask for your insights regarding the transfer sector. Based on your direct experience: •What do you see as the main strengths and weaknesses of this industry? •From your perspective, do you think there is a real possibility of digitizing the process, and if so, in what way? •Do you know of…
Because of the laws of energy conservation all the energy that becomes heat technically makes the earth a giant slow cooker.
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nuketown twenty twenty five
If I’m making a friend, I’m delaying an enemy say you love me literally, I ain’t taking it seriously i am the negative energy baby, what’s the complaining about ///////// For starters I’m all about the bread The secondary motion is to get out my head This ptsd shuffle is weighing down my steps Except…
We’re told to learn Excel, coding, AI, project management etc. And yes , those are important. But here’s what I’ve learnt after working with different teams and leaders.
Your technical skills get you the interview. Your soft skills keep you in the room. Soft skills are not “optional” anymore. They decide whether you get promoted, whether clients trust you, whether your team respects you. . . What are “soft skills” really? So, when we hear “soft skills,” we often think of a bullet…
How many people stood outside windows because of Say Anything… (1989)?
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Three
I have paranoid OCD panic disorder and one of my most troublesome symptoms is images. Flashes from what seems to be a movie but also hits all of my senses. I’ve been in treatment for 3 months and 10 days. It’s helped me sit with these images and create something. I hope this doesn’t get…
Our pets can hear and feel the doors slamming too.
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All textbooks should be PDF files, and if a student wants a physical version, they can print it themselves for $50, instead of purchasing a $200 hardcover book
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Built a product with AI?
I’m able to help review AI-generated codebases for vulnerabilities, compliance issues, and maintainability problems. PM if you need. submitted by /u/Brett_tootloo [link] [comments]
If you were to skin yourself, it would be very easy to tell where your veins are.
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You are not a product of your past; You no longer have to come last.
You are not a product of your past; You no longer have to come last. You are greater and mightier than before, A shooting star about to soar. It has finally become a choice, Time to speak up with that voice. No more blaming others for today, You are no longer anyone’s prey. Nothing should…
What is this plastic, wall mounted, device with the word “Nosy”, I saw in my local public library?
I’ve tried searching for it but have brought back little. I imagine, given the name, it some type of air purifier, but it looks very advanced. I’ve blurred the QR code in the upper right as I image that’s some asset tag. These devices were all over my local small branch library. I noticed around…
Failed Stripe payments are quietly killing my MRR — here’s what I built to fix it
I noticed something scary running my SaaS — a bunch of Stripe subscription payments were failing, and I had no idea until I checked the dashboard. Customers weren’t getting notified properly, and I was losing recurring revenue without even realizing it. After getting burned a couple of times, I hacked together a small tool called…
Genetically engineering your baby earns you an extra tax credit.
Basically, you’re eligible for an extra child tax credit if you allow your new child to be (safely) genetically engineered by a licensed lab. It won’t change the appearance of the child at all. It will, however, drastically boost their immunity to disease, decrease the risk of neurodegenerative disorders, and, most likely, they won’t be…
Would you pay someone to handle your everyday boring-but-essential tasks, that you procrastinate on?
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It’s probably cheaper to just deliver a letter with insufficient postage than it is to return to sender.
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Like hands, you are probably left nostriled or right nostriled. You must be breathing through one side better right now.
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There is no standard depiction for what a phantom looks like.
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Forging Forever
Constant noise fills my head. Consumed by cascades of twisted threads. Pelted, Pounded, Torn in Two, and Always Unscrewed. Grey, a tether, binding me still. Ghastly callings leave rich lands untilled. Wanted, Wasted, Metallic Pangs, Lands with No Rain. Sanity insults me with paths I will not walk. Shallow waters reflect hollow eyes that gawk.…
