Category: Feeds
[NSFW] A hybrid of a heavy-lifting gym and a bordello with common entrance, to provide plausible deniability
“The moans you heard is me doing heavy lifting, I wasn’t banging whores! This is also why I’m all sweaty” submitted by /u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR [link] [comments]
A book, but the words of every sentence are in alphabetical order
submitted by /u/xain1112 [link] [comments]
Roommate brought this home and we have no idea what it is
It came with 2 panes of glass that probably are shelves for the inside. Has a light switch and a turning crank. Round part on the right side of the top opens. I can pick it up but its rather heavy. submitted by /u/Perpyderpy [link] [comments]
Metal work found in yard of my 1930s house
I thought it may indicate the owners vocation, but my internet research has not yielded any answers. Coke can for scale. Looks like a tiny Jesus fish in the center. submitted by /u/ImSoReadyToQuit [link] [comments]
Device connected to Ethernet and power cables, with mysterious numbers, hanging from the ceiling at Giants Stadium in San Francisco
First view is the back; send view is the front. I couldn’t get a better angle on the front without falling down to the next level, so decided not to try. The little numbers on the back changed pretty often. I thought maybe a remote control camera for when they do the Kiss Cam or…
socially nervous? sign up for a improv/acting class with perfect strangers. behave like yourself. ask other students if your “madeup” character was offputting or chull.
social anxiery either totally cured or helped via guileless feedback. submitted by /u/MANvINFO [link] [comments]
Lab grown human bodies, without brain, for organ and blood harvesting. (No brain=no consciousness= just empty vessel)
submitted by /u/Caller_ID_Unknown [link] [comments]
Legalise hate speech, but mark it as an invitation to mutual combat so you can legally get slapped around if you spew it
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
Gyms should have a Sound-Proof Screaming Room for Heavy Lifters.
SoundProof room to separate people that scream or moan or breath loudly when lifting weights in commercial gyms. Kinda like the smoking rooms for smokers in airports submitted by /u/UBERVANGOTWISTEDBOXN [link] [comments]
Small ceramic dishes at the thrift store
In the cookware/food serving section. There were a ton of these little footed dishes that have a raised center. Some were christmas themed submitted by /u/Electrical_Voice4651 [link] [comments]
What is this small (~1-2″) hollow porcelain/ceramic trinket found on my farm in Alsace, France?
The back has the stamp “5” or “S” at the bottom & possibly “IB” or “JB” in the top. Interested in potential age or any other information of what it could be. My research has suggested it may be a féve from late 1800s-1920s or possibly a game piece or furniture decoration? Edited: the back…
Metal Coil thing next to toilet and sink in new house.
Title describes it. submitted by /u/Raelf64 [link] [comments]
Every baby born on Earth briefly, but officially holds the Guinness World Record for “World’s Youngest Person” until the next baby is born.
submitted by /u/afungalmirror [link] [comments]
what if we made a penis so beautiful that it would turn anyone gay who looked at it. and then we launched into low earth orbit so everyone on earth could see it. overpopulation solved
submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
A band called “And A Horse”
The band is made up of a singer, a guitarist, a drummer, a bassist, a keyboardist And a horse The horse is always listed as an official member. It appears in band photos. It joins them in interviews and the members refuse to do interviews if the horse is not accomodated for. When recording songs…
Since people use their mouths in sexual acts, mouths should be blurred out in TV and movies (unless rated R or higher)
submitted by /u/Miskatonic_Graduate [link] [comments]
A band called “Space ” with a space at the end, and the band members get really annoyed if you forget the space
submitted by /u/haddock420 [link] [comments]
You can save a few bucks while traveling if you cancel your return flight and stay until the country deports you.
submitted by /u/TheGruenTransfer [link] [comments]
Had it in my toolbox for a while…plastic on outside, sharpening stone material inside.
I’m not sure if it came with my machete (gift) or one of my other tools. 3 inch X 1/2 inch submitted by /u/TCwald [link] [comments]
Every picture of George Washington counts as a 1-dollar bill.
submitted by /u/Mutant_Llama1 [link] [comments]
It’s about 2″ long. Balls on the end have a little give so a thread can slip into the areas inside. Guesses are some kind of curtain fastener or something for dressing up? Otherwise some kind of craft or textile tool? Any ideas?
Girlfriend found this in her craft box. She got it in a bag of things at a thrift store. submitted by /u/LateralusNYC [link] [comments]
Pipe with what looks like an adjustable clamp and flat pads to rest against something flat
submitted by /u/Devon8822 [link] [comments]
A dvd store that only stocks the movie “Up”. The cashier is a robotic Rick Astley who always tells you he won’t give you that film.
submitted by /u/TeacupOfSkepticism [link] [comments]
Breakfast Club remake, but it’s middle-aged GenXers on jury duty
Five burned out, bitter adults find connection while sequestered! submitted by /u/chicks23 [link] [comments]
Standardized penis measurement company
A chain company that measures penises. Every penis owner exaggerates their size or will measure incorrectly. If there’s a company that has a very strict standard to measure it’ll be accurate. You will get a card with a QR code that brings you to a website that verifies your size. That way you can very…
Half dollar sized curved brown glass medallion with “freedom” banner and “Nuline” nameplate
SOLVED! The devil works fast but Reddit works faster! Most likely the embossed medallion from a Nuline highball glass. must have popped off someone’s glass, or the glass broke and degraded faster than the thicker medallion, years ago. Any suggestions on how to clean it without damaging it? Thanks everyone! found while snorkeling in a…
Employers should be required by law to pay for candidate’s interview time
And also for any take home assignments submitted by /u/fightmilk22 [link] [comments]
[Business Idea] Vending machine that sells perfume sprays in nightclubs, what do you think?
Hi everyone, I’m considering launching a small business around automated perfume vending machines in nightclubs and I’d love some honest feedback before investing Concept: A small, attractive machine installed in a nightclub, ideally near the entrance/queue or another high-traffic area. Customers can choose between several fragrances and pay around €1.90 for a spray. The machine…
Having a baby should require a license.
I can hardly see any downsides to this idea 👀 submitted by /u/Medical_Pirate_4586 [link] [comments]
Every product for sale must have a start-to-finish “How It’s Made” type video available alongside it
submitted by /u/UndeadCaesar [link] [comments]
Head & shoulders should have a bodywash named knees & toes.
submitted by /u/ai5738 [link] [comments]
Acrylic sturdy opaque white and about 5ft tall 2ft wide- found right outside the dumpster
I suspect it’s some kind of construction related product or something like a renovation perhaps. It’s pretty sturdy although I was able to heat up a screwdriver to pierce holes to hang it up and out of the way. It is opaque somewhat see thru I thought maybe a skylight type thing, but here in…
We bring back occupation last names: John Driver, Lindsay Instructor, Maria Linecook
submitted by /u/spearblaze [link] [comments]
They should create a mirror type product so you can look at your asshole in the bathroom. I’ve never seen my asshole and it’s important that I do.
I think many people are curious to see their asshole and they’d pay 30 bucks for a little mirror array that would let them see their asshole. this is the idea that could save companies like brookstone and sharper image. Thanks and have a good day. submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
Any crime can be outright pardoned, so long as it’s funny as hell
It’s one thing to commit a crime It’s a whole other thing entirely, to commit a crime in a way that makes everyone laugh. I say just let it slide Steal a single banana from Whole Foods? Straight to jail Use a wheelbarrow to steal 74 bananas from Whole Foods while wearing a gnome outfit?…
In baseball, intentionally walking a batter should require the pitching team to play an embarassing horn.
I like the intentional walk that the MLB recently implemented. Only thing is, it’s sorta confusing for the fans for a second, because nobody is doing anything on the field, they’re just standing around. I think, to declare an intentional walk, you should have to play a big “bwah-bwap” horn, that all the fans and…
Instead of breeding rabbits with floppy ears, we should breed them with very rigid ears so we can use them like slingshots.
submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments]
When someone says they’re going through a hard time, Venmo them instead of sending a paragraph about how everything happens for a reason.
They don’t need a mug that says warrior, they need $1700. submitted by /u/YesterdayOk6182 [link] [comments]
When a baby starts to grow hair and lose their baldness we should call it “taking Gandhi from a baby.”
As Gandhi was a famous bald man. submitted by /u/Atalkingpizzabox [link] [comments]
Instead of terraforming Mars, terraform Antarctica and the Sahara desert first to support human habitation
submitted by /u/between3220character [link] [comments]
Tinder for people in airports
Hear me out. We’re not in our best form when waiting for our plane at the gate. But that’s kind of the point. Like Mark Twain said, if you want to know if you like or hate someone, travel with them. Here you don’t really travel together, but you share some part of the journey.…
Bathroom fans with a mandatory 15 minute extension
So many people turn the fan off immediately after using the bathroom, leaving the smell to fester. If we had bathroom fans tied to the light switch that continued running 15 minutes after turning the lights off, that would cure the issue of people not leaving the fan running. submitted by /u/Ok_Basis1422 [link] [comments]
A gym where you work to work out.
Working out is such a waste of energy. Tons of food is wasted to produce energy to just lift a weight up and down or spinning something. Instead, working out should use that energy for something productive. This could include farming, picking up trash, moving things: any manual work that doesn’t require expertise. This gym…
It’s 2026. You’d think we could engineer cannabis so that its metabolites are detectable for no more than seven days.
Make it happen smart people submitted by /u/Blueyedevil219 [link] [comments]
Make a “figure-8” Formula1 track where drivers have to avoid one another at the intersection.
submitted by /u/VictorChaos [link] [comments]
indigestible food dyes for gender reveal parties.
The cakes will be purple. Made from either a digestible pink dye with an indigestible blue dye, Or a digestible blue dye with an indigestible pink dye. That way the gender is revealed the next day to all the party-goers. They can post pictures revealing the baby’s gender on the parents social media to celebrate.…
A showerhead that plays shower sounds without actually turning on so you can hide your poop sounds without wasting water
And then when you turn it up it starts working like an actual showerhead. For the shy poopers submitted by /u/HiveMyned [link] [comments]