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For every decade of active service Super Models can add the word Dooper to their job title
This will help us quickly see who are the GOATs of the industry. For example Naomi Campbell would probably be a Super Dooper Dooper Dooper Model by now. submitted by /u/nottitantium [link] [comments]
Use “Eminеnt Domain” to get RAM and GPUs from greedy hands of gamers into poor starving datacenters
And on an unrelated note, friends call me Sam submitted by /u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR [link] [comments]
A “not turning/definitely going straight” indicator. To let other drivers know you have not forgotten to indicate a turn, you are in fact going straight
Scenario 1: You are queueing at an intersection in a lane that can either turn left or go straight. The person in front of you is not indicating, so you probably won’t get stuck behind them waiting to turn, correct? Probably, but it’s impossible to know for sure. Unless they had a “going straight” indicator,…
Why doesn’t someone create a gym that pays you to go workout?
I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. What if there was a gym which charged say $100/month for the membership, but for every day someone actually goes and completes a whole workout there (can be based on some pre-determined amount of time, like 30 min or so), the gym pays you $3 back.…
Let’s build a 1000 meter tall statue of Freddie Mercury.
submitted by /u/weirdinchicago [link] [comments]
Obama should team up with Omaha steaks and come out with a line of Obama steaks.
submitted by /u/inflammablepenguin [link] [comments]
Hospice Adult Movie NSFW
A porno series of films called “Final Appearances” where a crew of young college students, men and women, go to hospices around the country filled with people who are on their deathbed. Giving them one last fun exotic experience to feel alive again before they pass away. submitted by /u/friedsushi87 [link] [comments]
Spleenda. It’s like Splenda, but it makes stuff taste like spleen
Imagine having a little cup of Spleenda packets on your coffee table to offer guests. submitted by /u/thisremindsmeofbacon [link] [comments]
Make it $1 to post on this sub. At the end of the year, the top rated idea that can be funded with the pot is financed
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
A debating competition where both teams have to argue that the other team is doing a better job and should win
submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
Require everyone to be on PrEP like we require people to take vaccines
No more HIV transmission. submitted by /u/MuhVlast [link] [comments]
A Law Where If You Have Settled Out Of Court On A Sexual Harassment Suit, You Can’t Run For Public Office
not gon happen submitted by /u/rfs103181 [link] [comments]
You and your buddy get identical car , tinted the windows with vanity tags 00000 and O0O0O
This way if one person got camera tickets or toll fee you can always go to court and argued that it was the other one. submitted by /u/damn_jexy [link] [comments]
Use virtual reality simulators to let suicidal people get a taste of jumping off a bridge so they can rediscover their desire to live
Based on the study done on every person that survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. All survivors regretted the jump and realized they wanted to live mid-air. submitted by /u/Late-Apartment-8060 [link] [comments]
Messaging apps should include a button you can press to impose a 1-dollar fine on the number that texted you
Spamming thousands of people with low-value mailing-list BS? Fine, but it’ll cost you. This could be enforced by the network providers, I guess. Maybe we could do the same for spam calls too. submitted by /u/Bphore [link] [comments]
Require all Satellites to broadcast survival courses if contact is lost
If a Broadcast TV satellite has not received any instructions within a certain time span it should automatically start broadcasting useful information in case there has been a major cataclysm. This should consist of immediately useful knowledge such as first aid, shelter, food safety as well as guides on how to rebuild things like “growing…
Teach mosquitos Morse Code so they can graffiti us
submitted by /u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best [link] [comments]
Whenever someone says, “it’s always five o’clock somewhere,” respond, “well, it’s always too late somewhere,” then recite the carbon monoxide in the garage hotline number by heart.
Just to be a buzzkill. submitted by /u/WhatTheyTookFromUs [link] [comments]
The IRS should give a tax deduction for people who get an annual physical exam
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
We haven’t built enough pyramids. Let’s build some more
submitted by /u/TerminalViscosity69 [link] [comments]
After secondary school, everyone is mandated to work in construction/ a trade for a year building houses. One house will be given to you at random at the end of the year.
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
If my dinner has a second job, it should help pay for itself
Chinese food after work sounded like a good idea. Opened the fortune cookie that came with it and found an ad on the fortune. Who looked at that tiny piece of paper and thought “we could monetize this”? Fine but let me hand it back for a dollar off. If my dinner comes with advertising,…
Algorithm swap day, where everyone’s algorithm gets changed to the polar opposite for all interests.
It would be fun and open people up to new interests and points of view. submitted by /u/gattaaca [link] [comments]
Laptop batteries to go up to 125%
Batteries last longer if you only charge them up to 80%, but who wants a battery that’s only 80% full? Make that the new 100%, and then, if you really need the juice, you can crank it all the way up to 125%! submitted by /u/borabimbu [link] [comments]
Where’s Wally: The Audiobook. It’s just someone saying a bunch of names, somewhere within those names is Wally. You must then timestamp when you hear it
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
Renters should be allowed to inspect their landlord’s home
For every time the landlord insists on inspecting the rental property, the renter should be allowed to do the same to the landlord and real estate agents homes too. Same rules apply – one month notice and if the landlord is not home, the renter should still be allowed to enter. And allowed to take…
Spirit Airlines and Spirit Halloween team up to make the Scareoplane, where everyone must wear a costume and fly around the world to trick or treat different airports
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
Genetically mutate a horse to grow a horn. Release a lot of them in the wild. Let them take over the wild horse population.
Don’t tell anyone you mutated the horses. submitted by /u/RegularSky6702 [link] [comments]
It is forbidden to manufacture robots that an average human can not beat in a fight
Top MMA fighters are responsible for enforcement of this rule (“knuckles”). Each fighter has an entourage of average humans (“averages”), and conducts random inspections of robot (“clanker”) production facilities. Knuckles show up unannounced, pull a clanker off the line and configure it to fight one of their averages. If the clanker wins the fight (or…
restaurants should have a “surprise me” menu option where the chef just makes whatever they want and you pay a flat rate
like you’re basically saying “i trust you, do your thing” and they get to be creative instead of making the same dishes all night. could be genuinely good food or a complete disaster but either way it’s more interesting than scrolling through 47 pasta variations submitted by /u/quietfable59 [link] [comments]
Ban people from r/crazyideas who argue with posters as if their ideas are legitimate.
This is r/crazyideas, but every time I see people treating this like it’s r/goodideas. If you argue with somebody about their idea as if it’s legitimate you should get banned. submitted by /u/Cannabrewer [link] [comments]
Public Debate Business
My idea is simple. Own a building. Host daily debates on various topics in the middle of a boxing ring. $10 entry. People get to vote on a winner and there will be a prize. Drinks and food will be available. Thoughts? I personally think that it would be good for both this country and…
Weekly Free For All Thread – Spam your business – Post your surveys – Tell us about your awesome MLM scheme – [UNMODERATED POST] (except for site rules of course)
Hey r/Business_Ideas! Welcome to Small Business Sundays! This is the ONLY place you can solicit on this subreddit, so feel free to plug your business and services here and get the word out about your offerings! You should try to include: your industry your experience (or portfolio) the type of customer you’re looking for any…
What is this, found on beach. Wood, very very hard, 8″ long, about 2″ thick, brown color
Sinks when placed in what. No matched via Google or AI. Likely marine? submitted by /u/Immediate-Tadpole26 [link] [comments]
Small colourful plastic rings/seals collected from Australian beaches?
My local beach cleaning group has collected dozens of these over the past few years. No one can identify what they’re from! (Including various AI chatbots.) They’re solid plastic, possibly part of a pull tab/ring, and at least some of them seem to have come from Colgate-Palmolive products. Are they from soap? Shampoo? What do…
Black hard plastic part, about 3.5 cm tall, hollow rectangular base with a round twist-lock nozzle and a small hole through the center. Unused spare part, found in Japan.
Found this unused part at home in Japan. It looks like a replacement part for some appliance or household product. – No markings or text on it – Nothing moves, not electronic – The round end has two small tabs, like it twists to lock into something – Small hole goes all the way through…
Sitcom where Charlie Kirk and Epstein are roommates
Mossad gave them new identities and they share a 1 bedroom apartment in Tel Aviv. Charlie sleeps on the futon in the living room. They butt heads a lot in the beginning of the series but each episode they get into crazy hijinks and shenanigans and eventually become close friends. submitted by /u/Electrical-Title-698 [link] [comments]
a flockwork orange
we just take flock cameras and set up screens in front of it, spamming it with ai-generated license plates, fake images, and completely overloading it with data, all over the country. idk how their data collection systems work but it would be funny to have 99% of all their data just be bullshit, rendering it…
A pill that makes you have to take a shit, for people who like the feeling of taking a shit.
submitted by /u/appman1138 [link] [comments]
I hereby grant permission for all megacorps asking me to “round up for charity” to just round down and donate the change.
submitted by /u/Intrepid-Progress228 [link] [comments]
At an Airbnb, white multiple round dome flat topped things in ceilings, even as tall at 12 feet high
Hello! I’m staying at an Airbnb and I’m curious what these are? There are multiple scattered in every room even two like 4 feet apart from each other and very very high up on walls. Since they’re all high this is the best one I could get. Ignore the brown dots on this one as…
Weird metal thing, no clue what it is
Maybe about 2 inches long? Not heavy at all. It’s been floating around my family’s house for years and I only thought about it now. I don’t even know who it could’ve come from. EDIT: Solved! Cloth clamp for a picnic table. submitted by /u/tw1nkl3_t0t [link] [comments]
Pour milk and cereal into a pothole and enjoy a tasty and convenient breakfast without having to bother with the washing up.
Obviously, you’d want to use a very clean pothole for this. Food safety is important. But think of all the cereal bowls you won’t have to wash! submitted by /u/jeffriestubesteak [link] [comments]
A restaurant where everything is free, but there is a catch …
The guests come in and sit down at an enclosed booth. The doors close and lock. Once you are in you can’t just leave unless you fulfill the terms. There is a chance (let’s say 25%) that a revolving mechanism spins around and reveals a delicious 5 star meal. You get to eat it all,…