Category: Feeds
Nicotine should be put in toothpaste to help people brush their teeth more often
Many people forget to brush their teeth or just overall have a hard time doing it due to depression, ADHD, or other factors and I think a way that could help that is if toothpaste 1) comes in more flavors (for adults) besides just mint and the occasional wildcards such as cinnamon or anise. Flavors…
Thermostat that displays a photo of the last person that changed it
submitted by /u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best [link] [comments]
we turn all golf players into farm animals with human minds using magic and then force them to eat all the grass from their stupid golf courses
submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Black metal cage locked by a padlock, with keys dangling in the middle. Found in center of park in London
My girlfriend and I were at a park today. At the very center of the park, surrounded by flowers and benches was this metal box, locked, with a set of keys dangling inside. What is its purpose? Is it to lock the park up? Is it an art piece? Why is this at the very…
Orange (3d printed) plastic, hand for scale- tons of them left behind by a thru hiker
So many of them in a bag- what could they be for SOLVED Bear canister key 🔑 👌 🐻 submitted by /u/Oneiroscopy [link] [comments]
Plastic surgery to make your child look like a Minion
Introduce a procedure that’s covered by insurance to transform your child’s appearance into our favorite villainous sidekicks. In order to build up your Minion army and complete the Gru aesthetic, you’ll need to adopt many children, thus helping the over 500,000 US children in foster care find a permanent, loving home and career pathway. submitted…
Train spiders to assist in lovemaking (for men)
Train several medium-sized spiders to gently crawl up your urethra and vibrate during intimacy, stimulating both you and your partner for an evening of spicy fun. As you climax, they are then ejaculated back out so you and rinse them off and put them back in their pen for the next date night. submitted by…
Electric cars that “roll lightning”, that is, discharge electric arcs out the back
submitted by /u/ExpWebDev [link] [comments]
People should give their spouses new first names when they get married.
I want my wife to have a pretty name like April or Autumn. Unfortunately these are few and far between. It would be a lot easier to meet a Jill or whatever and just change it. Let’s get this tradition goin’! submitted by /u/happygrizzly [link] [comments]
replace germany with a giant circular pit that goes down to the core of the earth
for more immersive worldbuilding submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Convert golf courses into data centers. Since both are a waste of land and water, this would kill two birds with one stone, and the golfers can then get jobs at the data centers.
submitted by /u/AstronomerLoud1650 [link] [comments]
A new religion when men are required to wear blinders to keep them from lusting after women
submitted by /u/Wet_Side_Down [link] [comments]
Disposable chop sticks should have a couple of toothpicks cut into them that you can pull off and use after your meal.
submitted by /u/deckard1980 [link] [comments]
Vampires would look pretty stupid if they only had 1 long tooth in the middle of their teeth.
submitted by /u/FirstSineOfMadness [link] [comments]
Doctor’s offices should provide snacks
For what they charge and the unreasonable wait times – they should provide coffee and nibbles It wouldn’t cost them any real percentage of their profits and it sure would improve people’s attitude about the wait submitted by /u/Tomj_Oad [link] [comments]
We should build a monument
Like something that will totally puzzle people in 3,000 years. Like a 40 story scupture of a rabbit waving a magic wand or something like that. submitted by /u/SamHandwich0 [link] [comments]
Instead of attempting to eradicate mosquitos via genetic engineering, make their bite useful to humans. Like vaccine or medicine.
submitted by /u/yilanoyunuhikayesi [link] [comments]
Instead of a horn, cars should have paintball guns.
Someone near you driving like a jerk? Paintball. Someone driving 40 in the fast lane? Paintball. Someone doesn’t signal, making you wait to figure out their plan? Paintball. Someone thinks they’re the only person that matters in a zipper merge? Paintball. Someone takes up 2 or 4 parking stalls with their land yacht? Paintball. I’m…
New adjective I’d like to get going: Lemonic. Like demonic but having to do with lemons instead of demons.
“Excuse me ice cream man, do you have any Lemonic Sorbet?” submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments]
Lifetime salary for whistleblowers, paid by the company
If you uncover fraud, no companies will hire you again but as you are doing a public service you get a free pass for the rest of your life. submitted by /u/JCMiller23 [link] [comments]
A bus, for cars.
Ever see those trucks that carry many cars to transport them? What a great way to save on gas and have someone else drive for you. FSD, here, today! Everyone benefits from less air drag from piggybacking as well! Cars will wait at a bus stop like people, the truck arrives, everyone drives on, then…
Ubers should be free if you have a good enough reason
Like there should be a judge judy like person in the backseat who you plead your case to submitted by /u/Spiritual-Big7900 [link] [comments]
”Who Wants to be Poor” game show but only millionaires can be contestants
You lose a portion of your net worth based upon which question you answer incorrectly. Answer the first one wrong and lose everything, but answer them all correctly to double your net worth No lifelines, no audience, no host, 15 questions in a dark room with a spotlight submitted by /u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 [link] [comments]
Date idea
I’m happily married. But I’d like to see someone try this. For a first date you should lay out a blanket covered in a mix of items you care for, and ones you don’t (similar to how they pick the Dalai Lama). Let the other person choose 5 or so items, if they are the…
A suicide hotline manned by aspiring comedians to work on their material
submitted by /u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best [link] [comments]
If you never take your festival wristband off you should be able to reenter the festival the following years for free
It would be nasty but it’s free advertising submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
we should replace ID age verification with a test full of questions that only people mature enough to access locked content could know the answer of
submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
A Reddit filter than allows a user to remove all content generated by kids. (A global age filter)
I just don’t care! I don’t come here to read about stupid teenagers and even stupider younger children. I feel like a creep when I read a post and then see it’s a minor posting. I’d love a way to just filter ALL of it out. submitted by /u/Clevertown [link] [comments]
In case you ever forget your password, you should leave it here in a comment.
submitted by /u/useofcat [link] [comments]
Send people with early dementia/alzhaimers to diе in a war as soldiers.
Hear me out, my greatest fear is getting dementia/alzhaimers beacuse it’s the most demoralizing and worst way to diе. you basically just wither away as your body and mind break apart, that’s a horrible way to diе. that’s why we should give people with those conditions the option to heroicly diе in a battle, so…
Limit orders on plane tickets
There should be a feature where you can pick out the plane tickets, dates, cabin, and filling out all your information as usual but instead of paying right away you can set a limit order of how much you’re willing to pay, like how you would with stocks and ETFs. Then your ticket order will…
Tax doomscrolling.
We already have vice taxes to supress objectionable consumption; this would incentivize people to use their phone less. $1 per every 100 ft doomscrolled. submitted by /u/tryzest7 [link] [comments]
In order to maximise safety, all cars should have all airbags deployed all the time
As a bonus it might be comfy! submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
Golf but the balls explode if you don’t finish the game within 3 hours because ain’t nobody got the patience for that.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
the block button should kill people
on twitter specifically submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Make a law that all street must be one-way downhill so cars don’t need gas anymore.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
Looks like a wooden mallet with two heads, or a furniture component?
About a foot long, fairly light. A friend found it at a flea market but the vendor didnt know what it was. submitted by /u/crackhammer [link] [comments]
Radiator in a hospital, more specifically the little canister thing?
In the UK, if it helps submitted by /u/Nunlon [link] [comments]
Rename North and South America
Since a lot of people don’t realize how far east South America is relative to North America, why don’t we rename them West America and East America. I realize Northwest America and Southeast America make more sense, but that’d just be completely solving a problem instead of solving one by creating a new one. submitted…
Piss bullion. A cube of powdered piss. You just mix it with water and boom, instant piss whenever you need it.
There are so many practical uses for it. Albeit they are all unseemly or downright evil. submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments]
A false horror game that’s actually just a romantic visual novel.
It uses tropes and genre hallmarks to make you think you’re playing a psychological horror game set in a school, so you’re suspicious of everything. It even gives you the mechanics to investigate for clues, pick lockers, interrogate people in dialogue, etc., but there’s no mystery. Nothing supernatural happens. The weird occurrences all have logical…
Singapore should build one permanent open-air “rain room” the size of a basketball court in every town centre.
t’s a big uncovered space with a controlled artificial downpour that never stops. You walk in fully clothed, stand under the warm rain for as long as you want, and get completely soaked on purpose. When you’re done you walk out and dry off under rows of giant heated fans. No sensors that keep you…
Send AI robots to mars and have them build colonies with crops and buildings then send humans after it’s built.
submitted by /u/Kaje26 [link] [comments]
Skill based DUI levels
When you take your drivers test you are required to retake it at increasing levels of intoxicated. What ever blood alcohol level you complete the test at safely becomes your cutoff level for receiving a DUI. If you don’t drink alcohol you simply take 0.0% submitted by /u/niblet1 [link] [comments]
What if we evolved to grow teeth in our intestines and if you ate popcorn you could feel the kernel shells stuck in the teeth in your intestines?
That is all. submitted by /u/MeansWelll [link] [comments]
Story holes, holes in bathroom stalls you can put your ear to and receive a story
submitted by /u/mildorf [link] [comments]
