Category: Feeds
HR managers should have to undergo annual human tests to prove that they’re human
submitted by /u/superficialfishsoup [link] [comments]
Hire 10,000 people to dig a huge hole for 1 year. Turn it into a state/national park at the end of the year. It’s advertising point is that this whole was “100% hand dug”
I would pay money to visit it. submitted by /u/TheUpcomingEmperor [link] [comments]
New most humane execution method just dropped:
So nowadays, regardless of method, one of the worst parts of being chosen to be permanently eliminated from society is the anticipation. Whether they know the day or the minute, I bet the lead up is the most agonizing part of all. So what if instead, they have absolutely no idea whatsoever. They’re shipped out…
Anyone who says “money doesn’t buy happiness” and means it.
Should be legally required to give the person(s) they are saying that too $100. Right out of their bank account even if it puts them in the red and has no cap on it. That saying is rude and inconsiderate to everyone suffering, and anyone who actually says that should be ashamed and fined. Edit:…
Empty and clean a Windex bottle, then fill it with blue Gatorade. Empty and clean a jar of mayonnaise, fill it with tapioca pudding. Casually take a spoonful and a squirt when people walk by.
submitted by /u/2BallsInTheHole [link] [comments]
Stop broadcasting news altogether.
Outlaw the talking heads and make everyone actually read the news. this way they can concentrate and comprehend the shit they are looking at instead of having to process it through the myriad of other shit going on in their lives. If you want to know what’s going on you have to read it. submitted…
An inconvenience store
Need a carton of milk? Fuck you. Loaf of bread? Absolutely not. Newspaper?? You must be dreaming. Snacks? Get fucked. Gum? Sorry sir, we don’t sell that particular item. Foreign power plug? Oh we got that, not the local one though, you wanna take this outside right now? submitted by /u/eyegazer444 [link] [comments]
All smartphones to be legally required to have a built-in carbon monoxide detector
submitted by /u/nomnomnomnomRABIES [link] [comments]
Make a passenger rail line on a loop which is just an endless conga line of train cars. Never wait for your commute again
Boarding and deboarding might cause some injury, but that will help ease congestion as those who don’t really want/need it won’t bother. If you’re in a rush you can just run through the train cars. Put them on an elevated line with a view and have some nice dining cars. The Flattened Ferris Wheel design…
A Jason Statham movie but he needs to carry and protect a 40 years old femboy
submitted by /u/estrella_del_rock [link] [comments]
Keep a bucket near your desk at work. Bring it with you whenever you go to the restroom. Change the subject whenever anyone attempts to discuss the bucket.
submitted by /u/RamsesThePigeon [link] [comments]
Human sacrifices to stop climate change
we haven’t tried that have we submitted by /u/RiverOfSand [link] [comments]
Dating app idea: Your mom is your two-factor authentication against being a creep.
Imagine Tinder, Bumble or Hinge, but with one twist: When you sign up, you also register a trusted person—ideally your mom. 😉 She doesn’t see your profile, doesn’t read your chats, and isn’t involved in your dating life at all. Unless…You get reported for inappropriate, sexist, or abusive messages, and the report is confirmed. At…
The Catholic Church canonizes famous mathematicians and scientists, so that we say “Saint Einstein showed…” or “Saint Goedel’s theorem…”
submitted by /u/lawpoop [link] [comments]
If you work for a nonprofit, your wages should be exempt from income taxes.
If I’m making a charitable donation, that money is tax-exempt. Why should that same money get taxed when it goes to the payroll section of the charity’s expenses? submitted by /u/justtrustmeokay [link] [comments]
Have porn actors and actresses have transparent hands so we can see the naughty parts more.
submitted by /u/Punch_A_Police_Horse [link] [comments]
What if banks also let you choose an ’emergency’ PIN for your card?
Like if you were robbed and forced to give your PIN you could give that number instead. The card would work like it’s supposed to but it would trigger the machine to send an alert to authorities with a photo of the user. submitted by /u/ephemeralkitten [link] [comments]
Coca Cola should get all the appropriate permissions and do a limited run of the original (with cocaine) drink.
I don’t mean to sell in stores for people to take home. I’m talking about at a Con type event where they have a booth, limit one per customer, and it’s served in a glass for consumption on the spot, under law enforcement supervision etc etc. $100 per drink, and proceeds go to drug rehab…
Donate blood but you can specify you only want it to be used for people who make under $100k/year
My blood is for the working class ONLY!!!! submitted by /u/_u_deleted_ [link] [comments]
Suicide booths (inspired by Futurama) but you have to donate enough to support another life.
A life for a life, you have to donate enough to a family who can’t afford to have child to have one. submitted by /u/dylan_1992 [link] [comments]
Tombstones should have survival tips on them
Instead of meaningless prose, tombstones should have a message that tells people how to survive the thing that killed the person in the grave. If someone dies of cancer, the tombstone should read “Joe Bloggs lies here; book an appointment to get your prostate checked.” That would give people other than the immediate families of…
Small white cigarette/joint holder? One hitter? with blue dragon design and letters “NZH”.
submitted by /u/xDrewgami [link] [comments]
My garbage disposal was acting funny, fished out these two silicone pieces!
I’ve never seen these before and I have no idea what they could belong to. Two identical, parallelogram-shaped, off-white silicone pieces, slightly longer than a US quarter. Checked all of the dishes, pans, and cups I washed recently and cannot figure out where these came from! submitted by /u/RedPandaParty [link] [comments]
We need to start making it legal to pay people to donate blood.
With what’s coming in the economy, everyone needs their bodily fluids to be a source of income. Every. Bodily. Fluid. submitted by /u/ReasonablyConfused [link] [comments]
Leave a bunch of QR codes around that send people to a website that says “Don’t scan random QR codes, idiot!”
submitted by /u/ZenMonkey48 [link] [comments]
Change the pronunciation of the letter “w” to be pronounced “woo.”
It always bothered me that “w” has three syllables when the rest of the letters have only one, and it’s not even a “double u” it’s a “double v”! (unless you handwrite it like a double u which is not common.) The only downside I can think of is that the alphabet song wouldn’t really…
It should be perfectly normal and acceptable to never fully move in with your partner!
Like most of us have our own places when we meet someone new, why not just keep it that way! You’re already spending the money, you have it decorated and furnished… Why take that away? You literally will always have your own space, and think of the fun of those early days in a relationship…
Wall Clocks should have built in Smoke Detectors
Most homes don’t have enough smoke detectors. If walk clocks had built in Smoke detectors, there would be fewer fire deaths. submitted by /u/CrunchyAssDiaper [link] [comments]
Metal, silver, munitions-like object with threaded ends, removable tip. 5.5 inches, 69 grams
I found this in my front yard on Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Thought it was a shell at first, but discovered the tip unscrews, and the bottom is threaded such the tip can be screwed into the bottom. submitted by /u/milliondollarburrito [link] [comments]
Piece of flexible rubber/silicone caused intestinal blockage in my cat, about the size of top of my thumb, looks like it’s from the corner of something
submitted by /u/carolineschmarline [link] [comments]
Ring looking thing found in the ruins of Merkenstein in Austria. Made from metal
submitted by /u/TicheTulikoVanduo [link] [comments]
Food trucks should deliver food while driving
Always seems like a missed opportunity that food trucks have to be parked before they can serve food. Why not have a service where people can order food and drinks on the motorway? The truck could pull up alongside your car, match your speed, and deliver food through the window. Just have a network of…
Settle the world cup with one game on a big circular pitch with a goals for each team spaced equally around the perimeter. Every team has a goalkeeper and a few players. There are maybe like a dozen balls in play. At the end of the 90 minutes the team with best goal difference wins.
submitted by /u/MuppetMaze [link] [comments]
Luxury purse makers should have a public registry of serial numbers and purchasers’ names on their website: if your luxury purse doesn’t contain a serial number, or contains a serial number with someone else’s name, then your purse is counterfeit or stolen
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
If you get caught tagging graffiti, you get a tattoo as punishment
“City of (name of your city) police was here” “I went to jail, and all I got was this tattoo” “Don’t vandalize other people’s property like me” submitted by /u/spearblaze [link] [comments]
Instead of war, have countries settle disputes in a hand-to-hand Martial Arts Tournament
Full contact Bare Knuckle No holds barred No weight classes KO or Tapout Fights go as long as they have to, no decisions The two sides agree on terms for the winner/loser, and a neutral location. Then they each send their greatest fighters to do battle for their nation! submitted by /u/Darth_Bombad [link] [comments]
A monarchy where the crown goes to whichever royal sibling physically dons the crown and sits on the throne first after the previous king dies.
As soon as the doctor confirms the death, they all fucking sprint. submitted by /u/Mutant_Llama1 [link] [comments]
A Social Media Platform That Requires Physical Interaction
In order to contact people you have to have friended them in person via physically tapping your phones. To maintain the connection you have to tap them again at least every 6 months. You can see posts and comments from friends of friends, but not beyond that. submitted by /u/gravity_kills [link] [comments]
Restaurant where you have to obligatory sit with someone else
Ive seen so many interesting people eating by themselves and this idea came to me. Of course you can approach random people and talk to them in restaurant, but who actually does this? And who actually does this WITHOUT looking like a creep? So the idea would be (voluntarily of course) a place where every…
A restaurant called Parties of One. You make a reservation for yourself and yourself only but are randomly seated at a table with others doing the same for the same time.
submitted by /u/BosskHogg [link] [comments]
A chemical-free extermination service called Skitter Critters
Let’s say you have a roach problem, but you don’t want a bunch of traps everywhere or anything sprayed in your house You’re in luck, because your good friends from mother nature (a fuckload of house centipedes) are ready to be your new roommates They avoid humans and refuse to bite unless absolutely forced to,…
We should have a no screens day once a year, where the goal is to not go on your phone
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
Public Storage should get into burials.
It’s really difficult to get a new cemetery approved in America. There are a lot of people who want a final resting place but there aren’t many options at affordable prices. At only $19 a month for eternity, you can have a climate controlled space to rest in peace. Imagine the typical roll-up doors, the…
A “heaven” facility for people who have done extremely good acts
Let’s face it prison is kind of a “hell” for people who have done bad things. Why not have the inverse to incentivize good/prosocial behavior? Of course, it shouldn’t only be for those who have done visible or dramatic acts of good, you should have investigators who follows rumors of low-key good people and then…
