​Daily sacrifice/execution of the world’s richest person

Like the top 365 richest people on the planet are on a list that updates daily. You can donate, spend, do almost anything with your money to try and move your name further down the list. But if at the end of the day you are still at the top of that list, you get executed. The next day everyone moves up a spot and yesterday’s #366 gets added to the list. – Loosely based on a George Carlin bit