​Funny wanted poster crime ideas?

Hello! For the second year now, I am making many, many silly “wanted” posters with my friends’ pictures on them for my annual halloween party. They were a huge hit last year (I put about 30 of them up on a wall), but this year I need to think up all new crimes. I need at least thirty new crimes. Here are some of the crimes I thought up last year: wanted for…. -robbing sephora and checking her reflection on the way out, -creating an army of street cats, -setting fire to a casino after losing all of his money, -excessive and unbecoming sighing, -stealing wanted poster of attractive criminals, -for mermaid prostitution, etc. you get the point lol. Can you guys help me come up with a lot of really creative crimes? Need a bunch more for many more people! Thanks in advance! 🙂