Sugar Honey Iced Tea- S.H.I.T Funny Uncle Carrying Kittens- F.UC.K
1949 New Jersey Mic Beeps This is the end My worst fears have at last come to fruition. The research facility here in Berlin has been overrun by *static if you’re listening to this , it means that our world is in great danger . Listen closely, if the contents of this laboratory are released to the world we have but one chance of survival. You must find an artifact. It is called the static device . It is said to grant the wielder immeasurable power . It is our last chance at … Aughhh!!
9/7/2020 New Jersey “Eddie get up you’re going to miss your bus” shouted Ms Richards , setting down her mop . Up in his room, Eddie was getting ready for the first day of Freshman Year . He was wearing a white shirt with a black tie and a dark blue blazer which he had been told brought out the deep green in his eyes . “Coming Mum ” he yelled in response. He ran downstairs anxious that he would miss the bus and found himself face flat on the floor his mother had just cleaned . “Wow such agility” Ms Richards snorted with amusement. Eddie glared at his mum before running out the door and reaching the bus just in time.
Eddie immediately looked around for his best friend Sophia. Out of the corner of his eye he saw her waving at him from the back of the bus . He grinned at her as he sat down. “Well hello handsome” she teased him . ” Thank you ,he replied. Sophia stared at him for a second then said ,” I was being sarcastic dummy “. Eddie just looked at her blankly . Sophia rolled her eyes ,” seriously, you still don’t get sarcasm ?” Eddie shook his head and quickly changed the subject to sci-fi .
At the front the driver chuckled to himself as he beeped the horn of the bus . Suddenly a man wandered right in front of the bus, causing the driver to swerve … Right into a tree .
Eddie woke up to Sophia slapping him in the face. “What.. what happened?” he asked her , looking around and seeing bodies all around. “I’ll explain on a second but right now we need to get of this bus” Sophia replied anxiously, pulling Eddie to his feet . He glanced at the kids lying around him, “what about them ?” he asked. Sophia’s face fell as she replied ” I already checked them all for pulses, we are the only survivors” . As they left the bus they noticed a flame near the spark line . ” Oh /sugar honey iced tea!” They yelled as they dove for cover. BOOM The sound of the explosion was deafening and Eddie and Sophia groaned as their ears rang. “Well that was close wasn’t it?” Said Eddie. Sophia looked confused and uttered a shocked “What?” Eddie rolled his eyes and yelled ” I said well that was close wasn’t it!” . Sophia just looked at him and pointed at him . Wait . Not at him . Behind him . Eddie spun round and saw it. It was the bus driver. Shuffling towards him . Eddie backed away and looked at Sophia. “I thought you checked all their pulses” said Eddie. Sophia looked at him ,”I did check them all ;he was dead ,I swear!” She said with confusion, staring at the driver .
As the driver shuffled closer and they noticed a piece of the bus sticking through his chest, Eddie looked around for something to defend himself if necessary but all he could see were sticks and rocks. Then he realised he could use the rocks as weapons! “Listen “, he said to Sophia,” I’m going to throw this rock at him and then we run back to my house ,ok?”. Sophia nodded at him and he threw it .
“Go!” He yelled as the rock hit the driver. They quickly turned around and ran back to the town . When they got back , their parents were so worried : they’d heard about the bus and everyone thought they were dead . The police came round and asked exactly what happened. “We were on the way to school when all of a sudden the driver swerved to the right and we crashed ” said Eddie. The officer thought on this new information then said “were there any other survivors?” . Eddie looked at Sophia then shook his head. “No I checked before it blew up” said Sophia . The officer stared at us for a second then told us to come forward if we remembered anything else.
Eddie walked along the city streets with Sophia, discussing the events of that morning. “I still don’t understand why the driver swerved, or how he came back to life or how he was still coming with that metal through his chest” said Sophia. Eddie thought for a moment and then said “me either, it just isn’t possible right?”. A few minutes later as they walked past an alleyway, they heard a distinct groan and they paused. “What was that?” Eddie asked, the curiosity in his voice clear. Sophia shrugged her answer and they unanimously decided to investigate it. As they turned the corner at the end of the alley they saw a man bent over, groaning.” Are you ok?” They asked, and in an instant the figure turned around and rammed it’s arm into Sophias chest, grabbing her insides before running out of the alley. Eddie’s eyes widened in horror as he realised what had happened and Sophia fell to the ground clutching her chest. Tears swelling in his eyes, Eddie held her close, “no no no no s-s-stay with me stay with me you you’re ok you’ve got to be” he cried as she went limp in his arms. He stayed there for what felt like hours until he regained any control of himself. “I I i gotta call the police” he thought. Eddie got up, trembling and turned the corner, and once again froze. He froze because what had before been an average city had somehow become a wasteland. Smoke was rising from car wrecks, burning buildings and pretty much everything in sight, ashes fell down from the sky like black snow and the air burned his lungs. All he could hear was his own ragged breathing and the screams and roars of unknown things lurking in the smoke. He fell to his knees in shock. What the /funny uncle carrying kittens had happened? As the smoke began to infiltrate his lungs his vision went blurry and he passed out.
He woke up, gasping for air, trembling with tears in his eyes. He got out of his bed, and rushed out of his room, the floor thudding as he ran downstairs and went to the phone. He dialed a number and waited for the other person to pick up. “Sophia?” He choked out when the phone was picked up.”Sophia?”. The familiar voice came through back to him. “Eddie? What’s wrong? Why are you calling me at 4 in the morning?” Sophia asked groggily, having just woken up. Eddie sighed deeply. “Sorry just had a dream, it’s nothing” he lied. A second later Sophia said “ooo kay then I’m going to go back to sleep now ok, Eddie?”. They said goodbye to eachother and he put the phone down. But he didn’t sleep. He couldn’t.
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