​A new law that says if after the pizza dude tells you, “Enjoy the pizza” you respond with “you too” the pizza dude can grab ANY slice of your pizza!!

After the pizza dude escorts the piping hot pizza to your doorstep and kindly offers, “Enjoy the pizza,” your mind inexplicably falters, and you utter the cursed words, “you too.” With a sinister glint in his eye, the pizza dude’s hand snakes out and deftly plucks a slice from your delectable pie. The taste of betrayal lingers on your tongue as the realization sinks in that your forgetful slip has cost you a precious slice of gooey cheese and savoury toppings. A cautionary tale for the forgetful and a dark reminder of the consequences of a simple yet grave error in social interaction.

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