​If you want a job as a programmer, go ransomware a company you’re interested in, and say you’ll decrypt their system if they hire you

The computer science job market is fierce right now! Everyone’s getting laid off and people are blasting out thousands of resumes to snag a job.

Prove your worth. Prove you are a go getter with skills. Go ransomware one of those companies you want to work for. Show them you are better than the cyber security they already have. You’ll unlock their computers for a totally remote job, unlimited PTO, and a 10% 401k match.