We NEED a sex olympics. One event can be just sex. Whoever can last the longest while looking the best. There can be a towel over the lower bodys.
Second event is figure skating while banging. You can’t leave your partner and you gotta do flips. There will also be a towel wrapped around you for privacy reasons.
Third event is putting things in your ass. Whoever can do the most wins. Stick it under your towel.
I can’t think of many more.
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