​As You See

If you enjoy Playboy You’ll want to see my next trick I can light a candle That doesn’t have a wick

Devil trumpets Angel trombones From a glass castle Throw the heaviest stones

Burned myself to ashes Somehow they’re still smoking If you don’t attend my funeral There’s no way that I’m going

Driving nowhere fast Piano wire around my neck I’d trade you for a case of beer Cause your pawn put me in check

My brain ticks with the atom bomb The coroner’s in route I’m reading the Book of Numbers But God said to stop the count

Don’t trespass in my home Nothing here worth dying for But if you solve my murder I’ll help you rob next door