“ehahaha.. we’re dating. Didn’t you know..”
(manic laughter)
“uh.. sorry. who’re you?”
“I’m your girlfriend. you beat me.. it’s ok. I heard your music and well.. that’s how we fell in love. remember?”
“what. look.. miss. I.. I’m really sorry about whatever it is your going through.. but no.. you should call someone ok? do you have someone you could call?”
“don’t be silly. I love you. com’on. I want to help you write your book! and we can shoot off into the stars together!”
“please.. just. don’t get close to me.. I’ll call you someone ok? do you have family nearby?”
“you.. I have you.. I can’t believe you forgot me. you were supposed to be my crazy masc wife .. now everyone thinks you’re my dog.”
“what the hell? wife? I’m a guy.. wait.. you knew I was trans?”
“yeah silly.. I drugged you. we’re going to be together forever. your family set it up.. jaime promised me. He said you were crazy but I don’t care..”
“Lady.. what. the. hell? are you messing with me? who sent you here? is this for some YouTube video?”
“no.. don’t be stupid. you didn’t want to be with Jamie.. so you wanted me right?”
“what? jaime? who the hell are you talking about.. who are you?”
“I was dating Jaime.. and you saved me from him.. but then you beat me.. and I went back.. don’t you remember? or.. did he beat me and I came back to you? whatever anyways.. I’m here for you my love. let’s write those books!”
“get the f**k away from me.. you’re insane.. I don’t know you.”
“what about the device! I knew you wouldn’t remember! they said you wouldn’t ever recover.. after that car crash… remember in your Mercedes?”
“Mercedes? the f**k get away from me you crazy person. I’m calling the hospital.. I’ll get you some help ok?”
“silly.. I was already there.. they want you there with me. when you wake up it’ll be all better ok? you were supposed to trade places with your big sissy.”
“big sissy?.. who the f**k says that? my sister? she drove a Mercedes? what the hell.. she sent you? what the..”
“yeah.. you really should call.. I bet she’d really like to hear from you.. maybe send her another photo..”
“photo? what are you talking about?”
“like the ones you sent..”
“sent? what the hell is this? sick sort of joke..”
“like the messages you sent me.. didn’t you know I was underage before? but I’m not anymore..”
“are you.. f**king serious?.. who are you? my number? is that the random person who messaged me?”
“no silly.. the person you met at the park you made friends with gave me your number and gave you mine.”
“what the hell?”
“isn’t it obvious? we’re supposed to be together.. we’re meant to be.. they have been planning it since I was a kid.. since you were a kid. don’t worry. I’ll always love you.”
(runs off immediately after)
“wait!”
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