Plagerized
Set your eyes on the marginalized, margined lines writing up sacrifices, lying, hiding. Buying me out but just he spying why it’s, never the rightest way to lions cave. Be slaving my right away from this waste of life stealing my lines like the locus that plagued in the pharaohs side. submitted by /u/Norraborealis [link]…
What business task did you underestimate that now takes up all your time?
I started a small service business last year and the biggest shock has been how much time I spend on the phone just chasing invoices and payment confirmations. I thought I would spend my days doing the actual work but instead I feel like an amateur debt collector half the time. It is exhausting and…
when an athlete wins a gold medal, they have to wear it when competing from then on
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Dad needs a job. Just got retired unceremoniously. I have one idea to steal.
So my dad just got fired after about 25 years working for a major trucking company in sales. Semi trucks. Its what happens when you want to bring a younger guys and you wanna push out the old dude. But he’s not one to let it get him down. He knows the industry really well.…
Use Kidney stones as bullets. Erect at your opps and now you have a pee shooter
Kidney stones are painful to pass and useless. So let’s make them useful. In the middle of a fight and getting your ass beat? Just get hard, aim at your opps and let out a round of bullet fire submitted by /u/Pr0w3r [link] [comments]
If you’re a parent of kids who don’t know computers yet, put the family PC on the hardest Linux distro you can handle
They’ll go longer without becoming attached to technology (not that parents don’t play a role) Way less viruses, especially ones that would target kids They’ll have an easier time if they choose to pursue anything computer science or programming related If Microsoft commits some horrible atrocity, they won’t have trouble not supporting them If PCs…
Give prisoners a 3D printer and a laptop to see what kind of crazy shit they come up with
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Green cloth thingy that looks like pants, but only ‘inner thigh’ is sewn. Tag says “CHAMPAGNES Made in Thailand”
I found it in my closet while decluttering, and I can’t remember how I got it. submitted by /u/___raindrops___ [link] [comments]
Long metal rod with 2 pointed ends. Knob on side allows piece to retract/extend and stay in place, part of something else that the bottom slid into.
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toothache
i unclench my teeth when you fall asleep i trace landscapes around your body let me explore you let me tumble down and tuck and roll scape my knees on the fall and you tell me it’s alright but it’s not and ill call my mom when you’re gone hold the phone tight as if…
Starry Night
The sunsets amber haze fades, as darkness retires the day and births the night. The horizon dissolves into a midnight streak as millions of stars are spilled across its dark infinitude. The bright stars compliment the milky white moon contrasting their canvas of an ink black sky. An entire ocean glimmers from the silent comfort…
How can I create virtual tours with an existing builders floorplan to add new services to my business?
Im looking to add a service to my marketing agency, that takes builders floorplans and create a virtual tour with staging, for marketing purposes and selling, and im wondering if anyone does this or knows someone who can make them and if they are a decent service model to add on? Looking to really expand…
Looking for a business partner
Hello everyone 🙋♂️ In addition to my studies, I am planning to set up my own business and am therefore looking for an existing entrepreneur who is convinced of their product and would like to establish it on the German market, but currently does not have the necessary size or capital. My approach is to…
How to Create AI Influencers and drain gooners’ wallets
I run AI Influencers across Reddit/Threads/TikTok/Instagram and funnel to subscription platforms like FV/Patreon. All I do is copy viral trends, but of course if the influencer is attractive they will get lots of views, and subsequently website traffic. How I do it: Generate a base image in NBP Find a reference video to copy Combine…
Where should i post?
So i started to create high quality Ai food images and from these Ai food images i get the recipe with ingredients and instructions. Ive been wanting to post on Facebook and maybe Youtube (with Ai generated short food videos) and although i’ll post curated content( which i do on Pinterest and have gained quite…
You can tell a memory is healing when you can hear the song again.
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Get a face tattoo that says “AI GENERATED CONTENT” so video evidence can’t be used against you
Then CRISPR your DNA to read CATCATCATCATCAT so if they find DNA they think a cat did it submitted by /u/vibrantWhisper [link] [comments]
Pooping should work like masturbation, whereby you have to sensually rub your anus for a few minutes before the poop squirts out.
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Weird condom things, 6.5cm long, white, smells strongly of latex.
Came with some hypoallergenic sleep earrings i got. I do have small hands, but i measured and it’s about 6 and a half cm or so. very strange. It also seems way too tight to be a condom— idk, never used one. It also smells strongly of plastic… latex maybe? Kinda smells like balloons. also…
I owe you
I owe you, every breath I take, every beat of my heart, every early night I wake, every late morning I sleep, I owe you. But you pay me ,still, every look you give me, every sense you fill me with, every time I can’t look you in the eyes, every laugh you force and…
how many words per chapter?
Working on writing a story currently. However I am curious on how many words to do per chapter for the fantasy genre, if anyone could help i would be really grateful submitted by /u/PriestessRi [link] [comments]
Order in the Face of Colors
It was odd wasn’t it? Watching…..the breathing, the conversation, the emotional roll and tumble through each action they do. A dark wine coating the words of jealousy and spite like a coat of venom. Yellow shooting through fingers as excitement mixes with darker hues creating anxiety. It was the opposite of what should be. Everything…
It only takes one person with a vendetta to ruin a fast food restaurant’s survey % for the whole year.
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I have a crazy idea… hear me out
What if we had vending machines that sold everything you need for a spontaneous adventure? Snacks, mini tents, portable chargers, maybe even a tiny map to a cool local spot. It’s probably completely impractical, but I love thinking about wild, random ideas like this. submitted by /u/PsychologicalCall426 [link] [comments]
DoorDash delivery but it’s my own delivery strictly for In N Out
I’ll wait for your in n out and pick it up like a regular DoorDash. I’m from the east coast and have only had in n out once (not even that good) but you can’t get it on DoorDash. I will use a website to have people bid every hour and the 2 highest bidders…
Psychologist who’s also a lawayer but also a prostitute
Obviously this would be a great idea so you could truly open up to someone without having to worry about saying something illegal, you can also break all barriers thats holding you back from saying whats in ur mind because you already established a deep connection. So you can get legal advice , advice about…
The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built their careers on judging the appearance of human work, where things only look good if someone actually put the effort in, suddenly meeting a technology that produces perfect‑looking work even when the substance is absent.
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Found in my basement, pretty sure it’s a skylight of somehow but unsure as it’s in my basement. Roughly 1ft in diameter
This has stumped me since I moved in! What is this black magic?! I don’t see any ports on the exterior of the house to cause it to reflect sunlight (or nighttime). Picture was taken at noon time. THANKS! submitted by /u/fagina [link] [comments]
Goodbye, love
I think I understand now. Not because I finally looked deeper, Because I didn’t, But because I finally understand That my version of love was never your vision. I miss your tender touches, The late nights we stayed up and just Talked. I miss your laughter and your joy, I miss your face and passion,…
Depression (Because life becomes difficult as we grow.)
Wait, stop. I know what you’re going through. You know some of your pain, I can relate too. Those lonely nights and hollow chest, sometimes tears too. Those lazy mornings, you know there are important things to do. I know it feels like our life is going to crash, and breaks are fail. Well, I…
Since the whole existence of rabies is scary, we should offer pre-exposure rabies vaccines to people the same way we do with the flu vaccine
From what I’ve heard about rabies, it’s fucking terrifying, once a single symptom is noticed, it’s already too late. Apparently only ONE person has ever survived after having symptoms. Rabies is a disease that is caused by other rabid animals spreading it VIA biting until the disease gets caught into an open wound. Rabies eats…
If you’re skinny, shaving your beard makes you look skinnier. But if you’re fat, shaving your beard makes you look fatter.
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The letter “W” should be changed to double-v instead of double-u
It clearly looks more like a double-v than a double-u submitted by /u/abarua01 [link] [comments]
The weight of Ash
The weight of Ash The underworld is not fire. That was the first lie Mara had believed. There were no rivers of flames, no screaming pits, no demons with iron hooks. Instead, there was ash, endless drifting ash which fell like snow yet never touched the ground, it hovered in the air, suspended, pressing against…
Numbered Metal Punchcard attached to Power Poles with Two Holes Punched
Does anyone know what this metal punchcard is for and how to interpret it? Is it just an ID for the power pole location? The columns appear to be numbered, but it has upside-down numbers on the bottom in the opposite order. I saw it on a large power pole fairly close to a substation.…
Short, skinny wooden stool/chair with a tall back found at local Goodwill
I found this tiny stool/chair thing at my local goodwill. Any idea what it is? It is very short (1’ or so) and skinny (under a foot) with a very very tall back. submitted by /u/ginkgo505 [link] [comments]
Reclaim the limestone stolen from the Egyptian pyramids and restore them to their former glory!!
Supposedly, the limestone that coated the pyramids was stolen by some folks in Cairo or something a long time ago to build their religious institutions. I think it would be the morally right thing to do, and definitely not culturally insensitive at all, to tear these buildings down and use them to restore the pyramids…
Business Ideas that have potential in next 5-6 years in India
What do you guys think of some of the Business Ideas that have potential in next 5-6 years in India? Asking for a Ideas that can be started with a total capital of INR 25lakh, in tier 2 cities or outskirts of tier 1 cities in India. Generally for someone who is committed to devote…
If perception depends on cause and effect, you wouldn’t be able to perceive truly going back in time.
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A AAA video game that releases as a complete product with no further DLCs or in-game purchases. I know it sounds crazy, but I think it’s possible.
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To Ms. Mary Jane
I blew life into you And you blew yours into me We danced and tumbled My eyes felt like they could see Nothing ever tasted so good Or felt as rich to hear We lay on the ground for hours Floating in silence, without fear I’ve never had such a good friend I’ve never felt…
A Magnetic Connection
The white noise fades, reality becomes clear, Realizing the only person left standing is you dear. The only one decoding my frequency’s rhythm The only one still accepting all the fucks I’ve not given. I find comfort in your choas, logic is stress, Found sanctuary in our mirrored distress. You and I against all odds,…
