My first attempt at creative writing – Susan on the moon.
Sorry if the formatting is weird. Feedback would be appreciated! My name is Susan, and I am on the Moon. I was born in the year 2143. Earth had been struggling with food for a while but once the population passed 20 billion it became dire. Scientists tried to come up with better ways to…
I’m making an app called MindMatch that matches people who have gone through similar mental health struggles
I have the entire prototype built and the outline is as follows: The first onboarding page is a genera question that asks how the user is feeling in the moment. They can choose 1. I’m okay 2. Im struggling or 3. I’m in crisis. Each selection has a different path through the onboarding process with…
People do not get bored anymore, they get interrupted.
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Could someone please tell me what I’ve done good and bad at here?
I’m new at writing and would like some guidance on how to get better; haven’t written anything since high school. Chapter 1 Today, there was this new guy in the lecture. He sat slouched in his chair, his head turned in my direction. One of the screens was directly behind him, in my line of…
Reboot of the Fresh Prince where Carlton gets sent to Philly for being spoiled.
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Every father with at least 2 children is a mother fucker.
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It’s really convenient that humans have the ability to choose when they pee ans poo.
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Noisy machine pumping grey dust under the turf in city park
The machine and its operator are shown in the picture, within the cordoned off area. Seen in a city park in southern England, UK. A large machine with an internal combustion engine, connected by hose to a smaller device into which the operator was pouring some kind of grey dust that resembles wood ash. I…
What is this little triangle marker above my seat?
There is a little black triangle sticker above my seat on the plane. It’s about 10” above my window, about half an inch tall, and I seem to be the only one with one. What is it? What does it mean? submitted by /u/trickertreater [link] [comments]
With the rise of Al, the name AIbert is probably going to dip in popularity.
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We don’t have flying cars because something round that was invented thousands of years ago is better.
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Cotton candy lingerie
Underwear that dissolves when getting in a bathtub submitted by /u/OkDrag3967 [link] [comments]
Wisconsin LLC
OK So I apologize for using this subreddit, but I saw a post from a few months ago about starting a wisconsin llc and it got good responses from you all which clearly came from experience. Technically this IS still a business idea! I am a wisconsin carpenter. I have my own jobs and they…
It’s so dumb that if you bite your lip while chewing, it will swell, so it is now much more likely you’ll bite it again.
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Skincare Idea
I’m an ex-pat living and Egypt and I have had an idea to bring tallow skincare here. There’s no market for it at all. But Egyptians love a good trend from the West. I wrote up a business plan and mission statement, listed products and ingredients I would like to launch with, but like with…
Exchange business idea
I work for a international sports book and everyday they are pushing for their customers to receive their payouts in bitcoin. I really think that I could start an exchange for these clients that are bitcoin illiterate and have a service that once we sent their winnings to the exchange we can then deposit fiat…
A look into my Heart
All I’ve ever wanted is to love and be loved in return. When entering a new moment in life, when it feels right, when it feels so fucking real, it turns out wrong. For some intangible reason the person that likes, loves, or admits to me either or, never seems to stick around for too…
The power of invisibility would make you blind when active, because light would just pass straight through your eyes.
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A lot of movie villains who become giant at the end would’ve probably won if they wore goggles.
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A convo btw a dying star and a black hole
Dying star: can I ask you something? Black hole: yes Dying star: Do people recognize me Black hole: Yes as a star Dying star: If i die do they remember me Black hole: No Dying star: Why Black hole: In a lacks of stars your one of them Dying star: So they don’t Black hole:…
It’s hard to poop without peeing, but easy to pee without pooping.
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Chicken is probably the closest equivalent to how dinosaurs would have tasted.
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The Son of a Devil
I hope he knows your anger all these years was really jealousy. I hope he knows he’s not like you cause he wasn’t meant to be. I hope he knows his heart feels more because it’s bigger than yours. I hope he knows the life you live has rotted you to your core. I hope…
Godspeed
The last descendant of Family Unit 1Q-880 was conceived 214 days prior to the paternal reclassification by the System. Citizen E. Morales (41) had died without leaving any registered offspring in his Y chromosome. His consort, Milena (39), was in her third trimester, and the renewal of the residential license depended on the sexual phenotype…
Maybe it’s a poem. Maybe it’s just the truth.
I want to meet someone who loves me for me, without condition, without hesitation. I want them to wake beside me and think, I can’t imagine the rest of my life without you in it. I want to feel the same fully, deeply, without fear. I want them to love me the way I love…
Companies near the airport could make money by selling roof space for billboards.
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There’s a good chance that the first and last place a pair of shoes is worn is at a shoe store.
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AI produces “slop” except when it is time to do your homework.
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Chapter 1: The Dead
He walks with the dead. He takes them wherever he goes. To the clerk at the desk he is Khaled. To those in charge and the signatures on his official papers he is Investigator Kanaan. To the uniforms in the hallway he is Inspector Khaled. But to the dead he is the peacemaker. The one…
The best place for a “Little Free Library” book exchange box might be an airport.
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It must suck to be born with six fingers nowadays. Everyone will think every picture of you is AI generated.
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A metal pointy thing dangling from the front of the car
This metal shape, looking like a cat/heart, about fist-sized, was just hanging attached to the front of this car. There was not one on the other side. Reminds me of those pointy keychains. Why’s it here? submitted by /u/Vee4Victory [link] [comments]
A man keeps wandering in my yard and staring at my cameras
I live in a pretty quiet area near some woods, so when my motion cameras started going off around 2–4 AM last week, I assumed it was just animals. But when I checked the footage, there was a person walking along the edge of my yard. The first couple nights he stayed near the tree…
nobody is building a bank for people coming out of prison
so my cousin got out last year. been clean, had a job lined up, was doing everything right. first thing he needed was a bank account for direct deposit. got rejected by 5 banks in a row. wasn’t even bad credit — it was zero credit. no history, nothing. turns out there’s this thing called…
Small, offwhite, offround, little hole in center, found in france, next to a mcdonalds, smells minty, flat circle pads inside too
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Are traditional recruiting agencies about to be wiped out by tech-enabled “micro-agencies”?
Are we finally reaching the breaking point with traditional contingency recruiting models? I’ve been looking at the unit economics of standard B2B recruiting agencies, and frankly, it feels like an industry begging to be disrupted. They charge 15-20% of a first-year salary just to manually scrape LinkedIn, act as a middleman for PDFs, and string…
I accidentally discovered how my boss became the richest man alive.
Mark had worked at the bank for five years before he noticed something alarming. It happened accidentally when his boss was standing beside his desk reviewing a document when his phone lit up. Mark glanced down without thinking. A crypto wallet, with the balance filling the screen. Mark squinted as he caught sight of the…
Weekly Free For All Thread – Spam your business – Post your surveys – Tell us about your awesome MLM scheme – [UNMODERATED POST] (except for site rules of course)
Hey r/Business_Ideas! Welcome to Small Business Sundays! This is the ONLY place you can solicit on this subreddit, so feel free to plug your business and services here and get the word out about your offerings! You should try to include: your industry your experience (or portfolio) the type of customer you’re looking for any…
Soon, there’ll be no one left in Hollywood who looks like a mom to play a mom.
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The smartest of astrophysicists have decided that it’s a good idea to dox our planet’s existence for the entire universe.
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Do you have a hobby? If yes, this post is for you!
I’m working on a project Humi— an app for humanity, where everyone, from students to working adults, can join online clubs for a hobby/interest/talent/skill they possess. We have instagram, but filled with entertainment stuffs, and same goes for youtube. The algorithm makes it tough for new people to gain recognisation in early days, it needs…
3ft wooden mallet with about 1ft wide head and metal rims. Tops 30lbs.
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Delicate petals
A universe inside me, otherworldly, vast—trigonometry forming within me. I want to spill it out like pomegranate juice. Flowers bloom inside me. Who can hold my petals delicately so that they won’t fall and tear apart? Such people are the rarest gems, found inside the most hidden and hardest rocks. The petal was meant to…
It’s weird to date/marry someone with the same name as your sibling.
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Metallic and brown thin plastic beams with doohickey on one end
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Every person you ever see in public might be wearing a butt plug.
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Out of all the Spice Girls, Ginger Spice is the only actual spice.
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Found this in the driveway under where wife parks car? Is this a tracker? Should I be worried?
I separated it from the battery, but it has a button in the center that the gray piece depressed. My first thought was a tile tracker, but google image search doesn’t look like this. I only use airtags so it’s definitely not mine. It has an FCC number on the chip which appears to be…
