​Psychologist who’s also a lawayer but also a prostitute

Obviously this would be a great idea so you could truly open up to someone without having to worry about saying something illegal, you can also break all barriers thats holding you back from saying whats in ur mind because you already established a deep connection. So you can get legal advice , advice about ur mental health and a direct solution for loneliness . Imagine this 3 in 1 package . It would be expensive cuz becoming a lawyer and a psyhologist is time consuming and selling ur your body is also expensive . But imagine this utopia for a one time expense of $1000 or so for a night you could have all your problems gone by the morning