​A chemical-free extermination service called Skitter Critters

Let’s say you have a roach problem, but you don’t want a bunch of traps everywhere or anything sprayed in your house

You’re in luck, because your good friends from mother nature (a fuckload of house centipedes) are ready to be your new roommates

They avoid humans and refuse to bite unless absolutely forced to, and even then they can’t penetrate the skin

They are clean and not interested in rotting things or feces, and they are super fast hunters who make short work of cockroaches or other pests

Literally the only reason not to have them is if you’re a scaredy cat, but in case you are:

They shall be domesticated to look rounder and cuter, closer to caterpillars or wiggly worms, and rebranded as Skitter Critters™

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