​A device that lets you pee while in bed

We’ve all had that feeling of waking up and needing to urinate but not wanting to get out of bed. How about some sort of suctioning device with a cup that you place around your peen or vagine that sucks your urine out into a hose which leads straight into the septic system? The cup itself could be detached and hand washed while the hose could just just be cleaned by suctioning some warm, soapy water.

Thinking about taking this to Shark Tank.