Creativity Cloud
A shop that always switches cashiers at least three times a day, so that you can go in at different times each day and none of them realise that you’re an alcoholic
Aug 24, 2026
—
by
in
Feeds
submitted by
/u/HeyselScouserTelAviv
[link]
[comments]
←
Previous:
Host a pig roast, but instead of cooking it, you just make fun of it for being smelly and pink and bald
Next:
A service that, when you die, removes all the mites and microorganisms from your skin and puts them in a zoo where your family can visit and view them through microscopes as a way of remembering you.
→