​Any crime can be outright pardoned, so long as it’s funny as hell

It’s one thing to commit a crime

It’s a whole other thing entirely, to commit a crime in a way that makes everyone laugh. I say just let it slide

Steal a single banana from Whole Foods? Straight to jail

Use a wheelbarrow to steal 74 bananas from Whole Foods while wearing a gnome outfit? Hahahaha you’re free to go, keep up the good work