​Beef stew flavored condoms

Right now the market is dominated by fruity flavors, and I think there are two main reasons. First, given the resemblance between the popsicle and the male penis, flavors that were commonly used in popsicles were an obvious choice for condoms as well. Second, women and gay men (the tasters of flavored condoms) are seen as more effeminate, and it is wrongly assumed that they should have more light and delicate flavors. Think of the social pressure for women to have a salad instead of a nice juicy steak. Ultimately the use of solely fruity flavors in condoms is rooted in misogyny and homophobia, and I think it’s time we ended that by expanding to savory flavors as well. And what could be more savory than a hearty beef stew? Once the concept is proven on the market, other savory flavors could be introduced, such as spaghetti carbonara, meatball sub, and baked potato.