Category: Feeds
A “heaven” facility for people who have done extremely good acts
Let’s face it prison is kind of a “hell” for people who have done bad things. Why not have the inverse to incentivize good/prosocial behavior? Of course, it shouldn’t only be for those who have done visible or dramatic acts of good, you should have investigators who follows rumors of low-key good people and then…
Poop tunnel to make pooping easier
what if we put a large open cylinder into the rectum so poop could just fall out without needing to push or strain? submitted by /u/legomaniasquish [link] [comments]
What if God gave us meth because he’s like “hey idiots go do stuff” and we’re all just ignoring the message
And not doing meth? Should I be doing meth? submitted by /u/AdditionalGift4323 [link] [comments]
Turn the middle of Australia into the world’s largest solar energy farm.
Responsibly, of course. submitted by /u/BenRosen [link] [comments]
Make it socially acceptable for two men to use the same urinal to reduce queues for the bathroom in public places
submitted by /u/haddock420 [link] [comments]
Follow hot people around the grocery store instead of researching diet plans
submitted by /u/9percentbattery [link] [comments]
A bait car but instead of summoning the police…
…it releases salvia divinorum smoke into the cab so instead of getting in trouble with the law, the would be thief spends 2,000 years in the nightmare realm thinking over his/her life choices and comes out reformed or at least having learned a valuable lesson. submitted by /u/snowball062016 [link] [comments]
What is this part on my scissors for?
I’ve recently discovered what the middle part is for due to searching for my answer but no luck. Not a mistake when making the scissors either as the rest of them were like this too. I can only trust in Reddit to help me now and I do thoroughly apologise if I anger anyone with…
I want a Taking a Shit Doula
Many of you have heard of doulas, a trained person that helps with childbirth stuff, sort of like a support person but they’re more than that. They make sure your birth plan is followed as closely as possible to make sure it’s the experience you want. Now there are death doulas whose job it is…
Update: my users started advertising themselves on my map app, so I built them a live feed. Accidental business model
Previous posts for context: tile.today divides the world into 50x50m squares you can only claim by physically standing in them, first claim daily is free. The unexpected part: I added an optional note to claims and people immediately used it for links. Print shops, apps, portfolios, one guy’s soundcloud. So the new feature is a…
Owning a dog/cat in Anaheim, CA should be considered animal cruelty, due to the frequent fireworks from Disneyland
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
Imperial measurements should be set to default on ALL apps for the 4th of july
Google maps should set everyone’s distance measurement units to imperial for the duration of 1 (one) year in celebration of American traditions and culture. submitted by /u/xX_MLGgamer420_Xx [link] [comments]
Every subreddit for expensive men’s hobbies should be required to have “married” or “not married” flair
submitted by /u/imuniqueaf [link] [comments]
Mandatory Hydration Breaks at every company on earth
submitted by /u/owen__wilsons__nose [link] [comments]
Professional gaming should be broken up into age groups of under 20, 30-40, and 40+
This would basically be the equivalent of heavy weight and light weight in fighting. It seems to be well documented that programmers peek in their early to mid 20s because they have better reaction times so there should be age class so that there can be a career for gamers in their 30s and beyond.…
Anti free throw
Typically in basketball a fouled player gets the 2 free throws. I’m suggesting that you give fouled player/team the option: freethrows like it’s been for decades OR the fouling player gets minus 2 points and shoots from their freethrow line to the fouled players basket. (think more than half court) sinking both baskets just to…
Large iron ball, 23kg, 18cm diameter, magnetic, flat spot to one side, pronounced cast seam with sprue mark on the seam
Hi all, Purports to have been found in Cornwall a number of years ago. 23kg-ish, 18-ish cm diameter, casting mark and sprue mark on the casting mark line. Flattened spot to one side, with crushing consistent with some sort of impact. Looks like a cannonball to me, but closer to 50lb than the 42lb that…
NCY Metal Plaque Found in Backyard
Hi all, Here is a small plaque I found cemented into a large rock in my backyard, ring there for scale. This was found in Westchester county, New York, my theories are road marker or surveyor marker. Been living here for 20 years and just found this after a storm took off the moss covering…
Every piece of junk mail should be required to include a dollar.
Imagine instead of getting annoyed at all the junk mail that clutters up your mail box, the people who spam you with it are required to pay you a dollar for every piece of paper they send you. Junk mail would be cut down substantially, and the junk mail you still received would likely be…
Market for party hire businesses?
Is this still a solid business? I love events. I feel there’s a gap in the market for mid range party hire stuff for kids parties right through. I also would come at this from a sustainability angle as hiring is so much better than buying 1-off junk for parties submitted by /u/vix1606 [link] [comments]
50M Toronto 🇨🇦 – Consultant here looking to collaborate with a local startups and cofounders on their business projects
50 M here, not an investor nor a VC, but a consultant, with a range of interests, and looking for motivated established professional cofounders and startups to explore new projects together. Anyone local in downtown Toronto doing anything interesting and open to collaborating? Looking for any new opportunities in their business. If you’re curious too,…
Weekly Free For All Thread – Spam your business – Post your surveys – Tell us about your awesome MLM scheme – [UNMODERATED POST] (except for site rules of course)
Hey r/Business_Ideas! Welcome to Small Business Sundays! This is the ONLY place you can solicit on this subreddit, so feel free to plug your business and services here and get the word out about your offerings! You should try to include: your industry your experience (or portfolio) the type of customer you’re looking for any…
Removable limbs
So when you’re laying on your left side, you can remove the left arm and be much more comfortable. Or sitting cross legged– my legs are addicted to that but my hips hurt from it. If I could remove my legs, i wouldn’t have to cross them. I’d like them to be easy to reattach.…
cars should come with a front camera too so you can see where you’re going
submitted by /u/ibayibay1 [link] [comments]
Everyone should log off the Internet for a day, go to a petting zoo and play with some animals. We’ll all feel better for it.
submitted by /u/weirdinchicago [link] [comments]
Pronounce “Latinx” as “Latin-equis” to promote diversity and inclusion
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
When people get married, instead of one person taking the last name of the other, both should change their last names to a combined ship name.
submitted by /u/TheGruenTransfer [link] [comments]
NA drinks that feel/taste like alcohol GOING DOWN
This is very specific. Sometimes we alcoholics want that tummy feeling, a little burning in the gut. Maybe even a burning in the mouth. The drink doesn’t end once you swallow – we anticipate more from it. BUT if the triggers are there for the *initial* interaction with alcohol are there, could that turn some…
We should dump all of humanity’s waste into giant holes in the earth’s crust
Something recently got me thinking about our waste problems as a species. I mean, trash and all. It’s a worldwide conundrum. We reuse or recycle what we can, and try to bury the rest, and shit still makes it all out into the oceans and stuff. Trying to manage it all takes up a tremendous…
The unemployment rate should include people who have given up on finding employment
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
Go into your local forest and conquer everything inside
This is for the people who want that adrenaline boost they complain about not having in everyday life. Feeling like life is getting to boring? Go build a shed and compete against the other predators in the forest. It’s important that you develop and learn basic survival skills that you wouldn’t have. Tired of listening…
I’m sick of ugly powerlines everywhere. Let’s replace them with multi kilowatt lasers pointed at everybody’s house. Fuck the birds.
I’m not sure how exactly you turn it back into electricity efficiently. Someone will figure it out. Maybe some kind of sciencey crystal type thing? submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
Instead of getting rid of pennies we should make a new currency worth 100 times more.
Since the us dollar was created it has probably lost 99% of its value. That means that a dollar is worth less than a penny used to be worth. Eventually all coins will be useless and everyone will be buying everything with 100 dollar bills. But I like coins. I think we should create a…
Suicidality indicator- to help murderers act ethically
submitted by /u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best [link] [comments]
Hack the Google website, but only to add the motto “Don’t be evil” back on the home page
submitted by /u/SpiderHomeNoWayMan [link] [comments]
If a soccer player falls to the ground and doesn’t stand up within 10 seconds, they need sit out for rest of the half.
Rules need to change to discourage fake injuries. It’s ruining the game. submitted by /u/Dubbly45 [link] [comments]
Everyone should have the ability to charge for a phone call, that way we can make some money off of telemarketers and be more open to what they say
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
”Take It or Leave It” Restaurant.
No menu. You get whatever dish the chef feels like cooking today. There’s one dish every day that everybody gets. submitted by /u/Mutant_Llama1 [link] [comments]
A spin off TGI Friday’s restaurant called “ OGNI Monday.” The restaurant theme is depression. Give me ideas for meals it would serve.
“OH GOD NO ITS Monday” submitted by /u/Slugma_What07 [link] [comments]
[NSFW]Let’s all agree to measure length of an adult male’s penis in horsedicks
Like “His penis is 75% horsedick long” submitted by /u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR [link] [comments]
Two countries that have a good relationship with each other and share a border should declare a 1 day water balloon war.
submitted by /u/hmmstillclosed [link] [comments]
Capture a phoenix and chuck it inside an ICE engine cylinder for infinite energy.
Capture multiple for better power. Cylinder goes up, bird gets crushed, fire of rebirth pushes the piston down, repeat. Infinitely renewable. Might need to start breeding them instead once the industry starts to scale though. Edit: I just realised that I said ICE engine. No need to point it out. submitted by /u/Nazamroth [link] [comments]
Lace cigarettes with Cyanide, Lead, Formaldehyde, Benzene, Tar, Arcenic, Acetone, Carbon Monoxide, and Ammonia, to get people to Quit Smoking.
submitted by /u/Exile4444 [link] [comments]
Next to the upvote/downvote arrows there should be “bot” arrows so we can see how much a user gets called out for being a bot.
That is all. submitted by /u/pseudonominom [link] [comments]
expanding network and exploring opportunities
hi all, I’m 22M currently running editing and outsourcing agency and things are pretty good. I’m based in Pakistan and due to low cost my margins are high but providing even more quality than anyone. I started with video editing and later got into some outsourcing ( software and tech ) niches so im thinking…
Everyone says not to rely on a paycheck
I constantly hear you should not rely on a paycheck to get rich/be able to retire. I understand what they are saying but coming up with a business idea while you are working 9-5 especially when most businesses fail is not the easiest thing in the world. I have a decent paying job but still…
A nature documentary narrated by someone who hates nature
submitted by /u/pasta_monster [link] [comments]
A movie theatre that doesn’t have any restrooms so you don’t have to contemplate using the restroom during a movie
submitted by /u/Laserlight_jazz [link] [comments]
Crazy Idea: Airplanes should sell dramamine, pads, and nicotine patches on board.
If you’re on an airplane, and are suddenly struck by airsickness, a period, or a nicotine craving, you should be able to solve that problem. The airline can put a large markup on the products, and would also benefit from not having to clean blood and vomit off of the seats. submitted by /u/il_biciclista…
Smoking/vaping bull semen to increase testosterone
both testosterone and sperm are produced in the balls, so some testosterone is in the semen during ejaculation, and by huffing it that testosterone is absorbed in your lungs, bypassing your liver. im out of high school but i took an econ class where we had to propose business ideas and i presented a boring…
