Category: Feeds
Sink to wash your hands at entrance to every food establishment.
That’s right, you wash your hands when you enter a restaurant or food court or area where food is sold to be eaten immediately. The cultural norm is to wash your hands on entry. Then wash your hands on leaving. Sure you could go to the toilet but how many people actually do? Then there’s…
A cooking show where you can only use a microwave.
Applebees chefs, unite. submitted by /u/DownTrunk [link] [comments]
Nothing Left
There comes a point in every caregiver’s life when they realize they just have nothing left. They’re in therapy, but the therapist isn’t with them 24/7. They have aides who help, but the aides’ shifts begin and end. Any days off from work are filled with doctor’s appointments. They wake up and make themselves want…
Tiny, white shard like fibers that glisten under the light found on jacket
Can it be asbestos or fiber glass? Was my mother-in-law’s jacket, she used to work at a warehouse and also did some minor construction work, found these fibers on it submitted by /u/Mommytofourkids [link] [comments]
The Louvre should replace the Mona Lisa with a digital printout glued to a wooden board for 18 months just to see if anyone notices.
submitted by /u/Temnodontosaurus [link] [comments]
To be overly sensitive can be both a great gift and a huge curse.
submitted by /u/danielsoft1 [link] [comments]
With how obsessed modern society is with effeciency and simplicity, you would think auto racing would be more praised rather than ridiculed.
submitted by /u/Cookiecuttermaxy [link] [comments]
Strange heavy metal rods received in random package
Heavy, around 5 to 10 pounds each, seemingly machined out of solid steel, no markings or moving parts. Received in a package despite not ordering them or anything like them, cannot find any information about the shipper listed on the box. submitted by /u/_jubjub_ [link] [comments]
One of two large steel triangular metal structures with one curved side being transported on a flatbed truck.
submitted by /u/Windwakerboat [link] [comments]
Medium-sized metal bucket with locking hinged lid found in tools section of a small museum
This bucket was found in our small museum’s artifact collection in California, and we don’t know what it might’ve been used for. It is quite heavy and made of metal with visible welding marks. There was apparently a paper or perhaps a label of some sort affixed to the side. The handle is also metal,…
Fill tires with helium to make the car lighter and thus save gas.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
Add an “I’m feeling lucky” pedal between the gas and brake pedals.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
A dollar should be divided into 232,792,560 cents so that it can be divided by every number between 1 and 20
submitted by /u/KnockedOuttaThePark [link] [comments]
Someone should start a company selling unhealthy bars that live up to how good protein bars look.
Protein bars always look amazing and, while some are facsimiles of unhealthy bars, there’s a lot of other flavor concepts that don’t exist in the regular market. Someone should make versions of them that don’t taste like dust. submitted by /u/xenomorphbeaver [link] [comments]
Like ice, but it makes things hotter, so you can use it for hot coffee and tea.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
Put a vending machine on a delivery robot and send it on a route around town to sell ice-cold drinks to tourists who would love the novelty of buying from the sodabot
Only instead of a robot, it’s actually just me inside a big metal box, handing out drinks through a slot and making beep boop noises. submitted by /u/CurlSagan [link] [comments]
All mermaids should be topless, because they never stand/walk/run, which are the situations where breasts require back support
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
Found in basement ceiling, appears that wiring is still actively connected to a light fixture. House built 1940s. What is this?
submitted by /u/tayblades [link] [comments]
Long Metal Spork like thing, heavy like it’s cast iron maybe and rusty. Found in a “this is free or garbage” pile
About 2 feet long, heavy metal thing with a unique end and weird handle. The entire thing is metal (maybe cast iron?) definitely looks like something for a fire but the handle is also metal. submitted by /u/MeProfessiLavaHot [link] [comments]
A smell-based clock for dogs: (•ᴥ•) ~~~ TIME
A box that produces a new smell every hour, 24 smells in a daily loop, for your dog to keep good track of time ^_^ submitted by /u/Eugene_ZenBerry [link] [comments]
When administering a coloniscopy, the doctor and nurses all have to wear gray alien masks
submitted by /u/lawpoop [link] [comments]
Prescription Windows
If you stand close enough to them you don’t need to wear glasses! submitted by /u/burntcircuits [link] [comments]
Jobs should have to pay an hourly rate (equal to the potential job salary) to applicants for the process of applying/interviewing, even if they don’t get the job
With asterisks and exceptions, sure, but if an applicant goes through 5 job interviews over 3 weeks and gets dropped for an internal hire, they should get paid for their troubles. Long interview processes should strain company resources, not unemployed peoples’ time and effort. submitted by /u/CatgirlHarmony00 [link] [comments]
We just need to print money.
Economists: “But inflation—“ I don’t wanna hear about your fetishes. Listen. We PRINT MONEY, and then we DON’T TELL ANYONE. Capiche? Got it? You understand? Now everybody’s got more money, and nobody’s raising prices about it. You can’t have inflation when nobody even KNOWS there’s more money. Economists hate this one weird trick, because they’ve…
Adults should get recess while at work. There should be large adult size playgrounds at every work place.
submitted by /u/weirdinchicago [link] [comments]
A movie theater where it gently snows popcorn during the show.
submitted by /u/Top-Requirement-2102 [link] [comments]
A weed pipe that injects helium into the smoke so you have a funny voice after you smoke, which the stoned people you’re smoking with will find hilarious.
submitted by /u/haddock420 [link] [comments]
Can we all agree to change this sub to r/saystupidshit
submitted by /u/unwittyusername42 [link] [comments]
A house swapping cleaning service. I clean your house, you clean mine.
I recently helped out a friend who was in a depression slump due to the loss of a close family member. It was hard work, the place was a wreck, but I happily did it because I knew it would greatly improve their mental state. Then I went home. To my depression hole, which is…
Pronounce all silent letters in English words with the exception of the silent “e” at the end of a word.
‘Walk”, “half”, “salmon” etc. now have a pronounced L. “Castle”, “thistle”, etc. have a pronounced t.”Knight” and “know” are pronounced with a k, and the “gh” is pronounced as f, like “cough” or “laugh.” “Doubt” has a b (or a p, same idea though). The w before words like “write” is pronounced. “O” in “opossum.”…
r/ideas has censored me for too long. Uranium shoes
So everyone who wears them gets poisoned submitted by /u/OddOfKing [link] [comments]
Split Chile into West and East Chile. One gets all the coastline, the other gets all the mountains.
submitted by /u/MAClaymore [link] [comments]
An airline where everyone flies for free but one person on each flight gets shoved out the door at cruising altitude without a parachute.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
businesses should build taller buildings and then put housing above the business so employees could live there and decrease their commute time
they should also include a grocery store, unless the main business is a grocery store. submitted by /u/Puffed-Fungi [link] [comments]
Pokemon Go should place the rarest Pokemon in the most dangerous places. So like you can get MissingNo if you go to active combat zones in the most war torn countries.
submitted by /u/Punch_A_Police_Horse [link] [comments]
Someone needs to print out every Wikipedia page and store them in a bunker for future generations to find.
With so much information being stored digitally these days, future humans won’t know anything about this era, assuming something happens and the internet is no longer a thing. submitted by /u/My-Last-Account- [link] [comments]
A vibrating alarm clock that you attach to your genitals
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
Have those who want to euthanize themselves have to go up on a stage for auctioning off their organs to the highest bidder. They may see how valuable they are after all
submitted by /u/CoastieKid [link] [comments]
Fake Vacation
Fake Vacation is a complete synthetic travel service for people who want the social outcome of a holiday without taking the holiday. You pick a destination, dates, travel style, and how aggressively you normally post. You upload a few photos of yourself. Fake Vacation then creates the entire trip around you. Not just twenty attractive…
We shouId aII use capitaI i’s in pIace of Iowercase L’s (and vice versa) to confuse the Al scrubbing our posts and comments.
submitted by /u/DrScitt [link] [comments]
Get the worst roommates from r/badroommates and force them to all live together on a reality TV show.
I would absolutely watch this. submitted by /u/SwillFish [link] [comments]