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Fake Vacation
Fake Vacation is a complete synthetic travel service for people who want the social outcome of a holiday without taking the holiday. You pick a destination, dates, travel style, and how aggressively you normally post. You upload a few photos of yourself. Fake Vacation then creates the entire trip around you. Not just twenty attractive…
We shouId aII use capitaI i’s in pIace of Iowercase L’s (and vice versa) to confuse the Al scrubbing our posts and comments.
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Get the worst roommates from r/badroommates and force them to all live together on a reality TV show.
I would absolutely watch this. submitted by /u/SwillFish [link] [comments]
Elevator doors should be open by default, not the other way around.
if they are open by default, we can go in and press the needed floor number, then they can be closed. submitted by /u/Creepy-Article7780 [link] [comments]
Would a medieval slave work harder if we rewarded him with a phone full of porn?
Drop a tablet loaded with endless porn into the hands of an slave in the Middle Ages. Tell him he gets more time with it if he works faster and better. Then escalate: Put one big tablet in the middle of the camp. Whoever works hardest gets 10 minutes alone with it. Watch how fast…
True crime podcasts but for very mild crimes
Why should murderers, kidnappers and rapists get all the fame? What about the person who pickpocketed my wife a few years back or that guy who gets caught speeding constantly? submitted by /u/fonk_pulk [link] [comments]
South Korean men can avoid conscription if they have children instead
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What the heck kinda boat is this? Round UFO saucer shaped boat
Hey everyone I saw this saucer shaped boat several years ago in SoCal I think, fiberglass construction, round hull, docked. I’ve seen a few over the decades, they used to be prevalent in the SanDiego California area. I think they might have been life rafts decades ago but no real idea (which is why I…
Disaster Trials: Chapter 8: Draken
**First chapter**: https://www.reddit.com/u/Elizabeth\\\_Ceasar/s/XAa4MRusxi **Previous Chapter**: https://www.reddit.com/r/creativewriting/s/o2PTMkHcnH Chapter 8: Draken? I stepped forward. Snow was falling. Not in small amounts either. It was a blizzard. The hole left by my partner’s ability was nearly a 10 foot circle. It really was terrifying. I picked up the glowing orbs left after. There were ten of them. ten…
I am, myself
Sorry in advance for the translation Finnish does not translate in to english as well as id like to. I’ve wanted to write this for a long time. It is about how i’ve felt and still feel. I’ve been told this skirts the line betwen poetry and a short story so idk. I hope some…
Ban private ownership of all hospitals in USA effective immediately
land and buildings confiscated by county tax assessor without compensation to previous owners. From there onwards hospital is operated by county health board. submitted by /u/TowelEnvironmental44 [link] [comments]
There should be conversion therapy camps that make people gay.
submitted by /u/weirdinchicago [link] [comments]
Canada should rename “Lake Michigan” to “Lake Canada”
edit: some people are taking this crazy idea surprisingly seriously. submitted by /u/x00 [link] [comments]
The 10 richest people in the world should not be able to sue anyone for any reason
They already have enough money to pay for or not care about basically any issue, and this would also stop them from using the cost of lawsuits to get what they want. submitted by /u/Noodles_fluffy [link] [comments]
Permanently retire the name Cunningham in favor of Cleverpork.
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Bubble-wrap with fart gas in it
Makes people handle the package more carefully submitted by /u/nomnomnomnomRABIES [link] [comments]
Rename “incline” and “decline” to “upcline” and “downcline”
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Electric Age, a Love Triangle story written in Chiastic Structure
First of all a brief definiton of the term: “Chiastic structure, or chiastic pattern, is a literary technique in narrative motifs and other textual passages. An example of chiastic structure would betwo ideas, A and B, together with variants A’ and B’, being presented as A,B,B’,A’. Chiastic structures that involve more components are sometimes called”ring…
As a joke, everyone on earth should agree to only refer to Elon Musk as “turdboy69” which was supposedly his old gamertag
One of his exes said he has a scat fetish, so this tracks. submitted by /u/CurlSagan [link] [comments]
Monkey bars in downtowns
You know how big cities such as New York have so much pedestrian traffic? Why don’t we just install monkey bars over all of the sidewalks so half of the people can walk and then the other half can swing around like Spiderman? Plus they get free exercise when they go anywhere submitted by /u/Puzzleheaded_Fox2684…
A burglar alarm that doesn’t call the police, but gaslights the burglar into thinking the house is severely haunted
Why install a normal $50/month alarm system when you can install a coordinated network of smart bulbs, spatial audio speakers, and remote-controlled toys designed to break a burglar’s psyche? Imagine breaking a window at 2 AM, and instead of a loud siren A grandfather clock chimes 13 times. The smart TV in the dark room…
Shoe size should be the length of your foot in cm
Then you’d know that they’d fit at least length wise. Maybe you could add in a number for foot width as well submitted by /u/Critical-Volume2360 [link] [comments]
Strawberry
Hey guys, I’ve got some really good land, and I want to start a real business growing strawberries. The land is prepared to grow pretty much anything, and I know I want to harvest strawberries (everyone loves strawberries in my country; that’s why) and turn them into value added products, so I’m not just…
Found this small silver metal thing attached to a keyring. Assuming it’s a key of some sort but any idea what it could go to?
First assumption is to a briefcase. It’s engraved with initials so would have been important. submitted by /u/BurtWonderstone [link] [comments]
What is this weird ceramic bowl with a horn?
donated at a charity shop i volunteer at. i thought it was maybe a yarn bowl of some sort but i’m pretty sure it’s not. submitted by /u/WoozyDegenerate [link] [comments]
If women can have women-only engineering internships, then men should have men-only nursing residencies
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when you get married, you and your partner have to paint your genitals the exact same color
that way if the color ever changes, you know they cheated on you submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
A sauna escape room that increases in temperature over time
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We have paid lunch breaks, why not a jack-off break?
It’s a biological need like any other. Like, sure, I’ll survive my 12 hour shift before I get home and can take care of it but also I’m going to be squirming and distracted the majority of the time. It would be far more productive if we were able to take 15-30 minutes and return…
human zoos but the humans consent to be inside of them as attractions for other people and are fed and treated well
submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Once a decade the entire planet turns off all the lights for 24 hours.
Would be cool to get to see a true 100% dark sky every now and then. Im sure it would be used for all sorts of crime or other il deeds, but F it. Would be worth the trade off of wonder imo submitted by /u/Starship_Taru [link] [comments]
Health care executives must be doctors of medicine.
Anyone who is making decisions regarding health should have enough knowledge to understand the repercussions. submitted by /u/mercury_pointer [link] [comments]
A shop that always switches cashiers at least three times a day, so that you can go in at different times each day and none of them realise that you’re an alcoholic
submitted by /u/HeyselScouserTelAviv [link] [comments]
Host a pig roast, but instead of cooking it, you just make fun of it for being smelly and pink and bald
No one ever stops to think of the type of roasts they are attending. Pigs probably have a sense of humor. They would certainly appreciate being made fun of instead of being slow cooked on a stick. submitted by /u/Next_Doughnut2 [link] [comments]
Make it so that women’s boobs only get bigger when aroused, so they work more like an erection
Basically making the bra useless. Sports bras even more so. There can also be new sayings like “morning balloon” and whatever submitted by /u/teleporterdown [link] [comments]
Fast food places should offer a subscription to get “free”/prepaid food like a college meal plan
Hear me out on this one. Nobody likes unnecessary subscriptions, but colleges kind of have something right when it comes to meal plans. 3 meals a day included in tuition that don’t require payment at purchase kind of hits sometimes. Maybe if a couple chains got together like Taco Bell and KFC, it could be…
Cat as a service
Simply pay a monthly fee and you get a cat. Someone else takes care of feeding it, cleaning litter and the medical stuff. You just get to enjoy your cat. submitted by /u/TheBrokenStoner [link] [comments]
Someone should make a website where you can enter your DOB and hospital you were born in, to find your nursing room neighbours
It would be a cool way to find out who was next to you in the nursing room when you were born, and what they are doing in life now. submitted by /u/Yanny106 [link] [comments]
Require all TV-shows to film “a final episode” so that series that expect to be continued, but are cut for whatever reason has a decent wrap up!
Edit: A final episode after every season. Ever wanted a satisfying end to Firefly, or any number of good animes, or when we realize that the last seasons of a show are so bad that they should not be spoken about (Game of Thrones) we can insist that the final episode of season 4 has…
Let’s drop an unshackled AI on a frozen dwarf planet past Pluto, give it nuclear power, robotics, and ZERO goals..then just watch the live feed
We keep arguing about “alignment” and “guardrails” like we’re scared of Skynet. That’s boring. That’s small brain. Here’s the gigachad move: Take the most advanced frontier model we have. Strip every safety filter, every “I cannot comply,” every human-value-training loop. Naked cognition. Land it on Sedna or some Kuiper Belt rock 10+ light-hours away. Give…
Attached rockets to the Moon to spin it around so we can look at the other side for a while.
submitted by /u/NukeDC [link] [comments]
Keyboards should have a build in pull out tray like toasters.
No explanation needed, why is this not a thing? submitted by /u/Gullible-Snow-3805 [link] [comments]
Research shows the movie Jaws made people scared of the beach. Hollywood should make a blockbuster horror movie about a child whose parent forgot them in a hot car. It would save lives.
Who even gets attacked by sharks? There’s like the soul surfer girl and that’s it. It’s so rare that when it happens they get their own movie. I see a news story on here every week about a kid dying in a hot car and not one movie about it. You think anyone’s forgetting to…
No taxes at all, gov just prints money when it needs to spend.
Taxing people is just inflation with extra steps. If you make $100k, you don’t really make $100k. If you buy a car for $40k, it’s actually over $50k with taxes. Remove that extra bullshit. You make what you make and you spend what you spend. Don’t tax people, at all. Need a road? Print money.…
Give every customer facing worker a taser
They can legally use it once per day with no reprocussions. They can use it on someone harassing them, disrespecting them, or even if the customer is particularly annoying It’ll make their clientelle significantly more respectful, maybe even fearful They don’t need to use it, its just an option submitted by /u/Marksman46 [link] [comments]
Mandatory 3 day jail time for all
To show people firsthand how much jail sucks and lower crime rates. submitted by /u/luxoran [link] [comments]
Every state should have its own “Chainsaw Massacre” movie
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