Date: SPY – RSI 75 – 10 GREEN DAY RALLY – FIRZT DAY OF SEXTUPLE LEVERAGED RETIREMENT SHORTING DERIVATIVE WITH PREFERRED STOCK PROMISSORY NOTE FOR COMMON STOCK CONVERSION GAREWUNTEED LOSES TQQQQQQQQQ
doomscrolling ain’t what it used to be
used to get schmackled with some idiosyncratic shit before algos started gooning over Target Based Marketing
but now it’s catered how they think i like it
like going to tacobell and letting them just order what i think i want
maybe i want something different
figures,
everyone assumes i don’t want anything anyway
that’s okay.
and the morning market bell got them puppets clapping on tv.
that’s called show and tell
or rather, always show AND never tell
the ‘AND’ does a lot of work there
because there’s a NDA always before they tell
they just gotta make sure they put a D between NA
cuz only fans subscriptions high off poverty wages
and they think fucking America is what the kids wants these days
It ain’t.
doomscrolling ain’t what it used to be
i never like them calling it a feed,
i didn’t know i was livestock
but i guess B2C product lines lead to not B-eing C–een.
i guess i’ll eat that feed.
To Do list:
create 1000 grocery store accounts to farm “missed you” coupons to save money for paying penalty for not paying into social security due to unemployment
walk dog
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