​DDOMSCROLL RALLYY;!

Date: SPY – RSI 75 – 10 GREEN DAY RALLY – FIRZT DAY OF SEXTUPLE LEVERAGED RETIREMENT SHORTING DERIVATIVE WITH PREFERRED STOCK PROMISSORY NOTE FOR COMMON STOCK CONVERSION GAREWUNTEED LOSES TQQQQQQQQQ

doomscrolling ain’t what it used to be

used to get schmackled with some idiosyncratic shit before algos started gooning over Target Based Marketing

but now it’s catered how they think i like it

like going to tacobell and letting them just order what i think i want

maybe i want something different

figures,

everyone assumes i don’t want anything anyway

that’s okay.

and the morning market bell got them puppets clapping on tv.

that’s called show and tell

or rather, always show AND never tell

the ‘AND’ does a lot of work there

because there’s a NDA always before they tell

they just gotta make sure they put a D between NA

cuz only fans subscriptions high off poverty wages

and they think fucking America is what the kids wants these days

It ain’t.

doomscrolling ain’t what it used to be

i never like them calling it a feed,

i didn’t know i was livestock

but i guess B2C product lines lead to not B-eing C–een.

i guess i’ll eat that feed.

To Do list:

create 1000 grocery store accounts to farm “missed you” coupons to save money for paying penalty for not paying into social security due to unemployment

walk dog

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