​I go around in old robes and tell pregnant women that their child will be the chosen one if they name him the certain way

I am 6’4 and have a long gray beard. I like to wear middle age robes and walk the dark streets until I see women in late pregnancy and come up to them, tell them in deep angelic voice “name your son Stefan and he will be the chosen one” for example and walk away leaving them no time for questions.

It’s fairly easy to guess the gender of a baby by the bellybutton trick, and they are always left in a confused state so I have an easy escape. I have done this for the past year and I like to think that there are at least a few babies that have the name that I gave them beacuse women are left in the debate.

If they don’t give them the name they will be left questoning their choices for the whole life. If they give it to them they will treat them like the chosen one so there is less chance for child neglect and those children may even get sucesfull in their life.

Also I always chose Orthodox names, it’s my way of spreading Chriatianity, and I always do this while I travel so I can be sure that I will never see those women again.