​I have an idea for how we can end teen pregnancy

What we need is an app that uses AI to detect any “heavy petting” going on near the teen’s phone, so that when the risky behavior is happening the app pops up with a loud audio track of the teen’s parents raw dogging like there’s no tomorrow.

Not only will the teen pregnancy rates plummet, therapists will have a very robust customer base for years to come! I can’t think of a single downside.

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