​Let Texas secede and replace it with Puerto Rico

All the federal money Texas gets now can go to other states, with priority toward the new state of Puerto Rico.

Puerto Ricans get bailed out of the corporate hock hellscape they are in and get a functioning electrical grid.

Texans stop complaining about “the gub’mint” in their lives and truly live out their dreams of independence.

Silver lining: The Texas electrical grid fails frequently due to minimal regulation. Puerto Rico charitably sends line workers to help this new nation power itself.