Can we all agree to change this sub to r/saystupidshit
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A house swapping cleaning service. I clean your house, you clean mine.
I recently helped out a friend who was in a depression slump due to the loss of a close family member. It was hard work, the place was a wreck, but I happily did it because I knew it would greatly improve their mental state. Then I went home. To my depression hole, which is…
Pronounce all silent letters in English words with the exception of the silent “e” at the end of a word.
‘Walk”, “half”, “salmon” etc. now have a pronounced L. “Castle”, “thistle”, etc. have a pronounced t.”Knight” and “know” are pronounced with a k, and the “gh” is pronounced as f, like “cough” or “laugh.” “Doubt” has a b (or a p, same idea though). The w before words like “write” is pronounced. “O” in “opossum.”…
r/ideas has censored me for too long. Uranium shoes
So everyone who wears them gets poisoned submitted by /u/OddOfKing [link] [comments]
Split Chile into West and East Chile. One gets all the coastline, the other gets all the mountains.
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An airline where everyone flies for free but one person on each flight gets shoved out the door at cruising altitude without a parachute.
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businesses should build taller buildings and then put housing above the business so employees could live there and decrease their commute time
they should also include a grocery store, unless the main business is a grocery store. submitted by /u/Puffed-Fungi [link] [comments]
Pokemon Go should place the rarest Pokemon in the most dangerous places. So like you can get MissingNo if you go to active combat zones in the most war torn countries.
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Someone needs to print out every Wikipedia page and store them in a bunker for future generations to find.
With so much information being stored digitally these days, future humans won’t know anything about this era, assuming something happens and the internet is no longer a thing. submitted by /u/My-Last-Account- [link] [comments]
A vibrating alarm clock that you attach to your genitals
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Have those who want to euthanize themselves have to go up on a stage for auctioning off their organs to the highest bidder. They may see how valuable they are after all
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Fake Vacation
Fake Vacation is a complete synthetic travel service for people who want the social outcome of a holiday without taking the holiday. You pick a destination, dates, travel style, and how aggressively you normally post. You upload a few photos of yourself. Fake Vacation then creates the entire trip around you. Not just twenty attractive…
We shouId aII use capitaI i’s in pIace of Iowercase L’s (and vice versa) to confuse the Al scrubbing our posts and comments.
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Get the worst roommates from r/badroommates and force them to all live together on a reality TV show.
I would absolutely watch this. submitted by /u/SwillFish [link] [comments]
Elevator doors should be open by default, not the other way around.
if they are open by default, we can go in and press the needed floor number, then they can be closed. submitted by /u/Creepy-Article7780 [link] [comments]
Would a medieval slave work harder if we rewarded him with a phone full of porn?
Drop a tablet loaded with endless porn into the hands of an slave in the Middle Ages. Tell him he gets more time with it if he works faster and better. Then escalate: Put one big tablet in the middle of the camp. Whoever works hardest gets 10 minutes alone with it. Watch how fast…
True crime podcasts but for very mild crimes
Why should murderers, kidnappers and rapists get all the fame? What about the person who pickpocketed my wife a few years back or that guy who gets caught speeding constantly? submitted by /u/fonk_pulk [link] [comments]
South Korean men can avoid conscription if they have children instead
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What the heck kinda boat is this? Round UFO saucer shaped boat
Hey everyone I saw this saucer shaped boat several years ago in SoCal I think, fiberglass construction, round hull, docked. I’ve seen a few over the decades, they used to be prevalent in the SanDiego California area. I think they might have been life rafts decades ago but no real idea (which is why I…
Disaster Trials: Chapter 8: Draken
**First chapter**: https://www.reddit.com/u/Elizabeth\\\_Ceasar/s/XAa4MRusxi **Previous Chapter**: https://www.reddit.com/r/creativewriting/s/o2PTMkHcnH Chapter 8: Draken? I stepped forward. Snow was falling. Not in small amounts either. It was a blizzard. The hole left by my partner’s ability was nearly a 10 foot circle. It really was terrifying. I picked up the glowing orbs left after. There were ten of them. ten…
I am, myself
Sorry in advance for the translation Finnish does not translate in to english as well as id like to. I’ve wanted to write this for a long time. It is about how i’ve felt and still feel. I’ve been told this skirts the line betwen poetry and a short story so idk. I hope some…
Ban private ownership of all hospitals in USA effective immediately
land and buildings confiscated by county tax assessor without compensation to previous owners. From there onwards hospital is operated by county health board. submitted by /u/TowelEnvironmental44 [link] [comments]
There should be conversion therapy camps that make people gay.
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Canada should rename “Lake Michigan” to “Lake Canada”
edit: some people are taking this crazy idea surprisingly seriously. submitted by /u/x00 [link] [comments]
The 10 richest people in the world should not be able to sue anyone for any reason
They already have enough money to pay for or not care about basically any issue, and this would also stop them from using the cost of lawsuits to get what they want. submitted by /u/Noodles_fluffy [link] [comments]
Permanently retire the name Cunningham in favor of Cleverpork.
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Bubble-wrap with fart gas in it
Makes people handle the package more carefully submitted by /u/nomnomnomnomRABIES [link] [comments]
Rename “incline” and “decline” to “upcline” and “downcline”
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Electric Age, a Love Triangle story written in Chiastic Structure
First of all a brief definiton of the term: “Chiastic structure, or chiastic pattern, is a literary technique in narrative motifs and other textual passages. An example of chiastic structure would betwo ideas, A and B, together with variants A’ and B’, being presented as A,B,B’,A’. Chiastic structures that involve more components are sometimes called”ring…
As a joke, everyone on earth should agree to only refer to Elon Musk as “turdboy69” which was supposedly his old gamertag
One of his exes said he has a scat fetish, so this tracks. submitted by /u/CurlSagan [link] [comments]
Monkey bars in downtowns
You know how big cities such as New York have so much pedestrian traffic? Why don’t we just install monkey bars over all of the sidewalks so half of the people can walk and then the other half can swing around like Spiderman? Plus they get free exercise when they go anywhere submitted by /u/Puzzleheaded_Fox2684…
A burglar alarm that doesn’t call the police, but gaslights the burglar into thinking the house is severely haunted
Why install a normal $50/month alarm system when you can install a coordinated network of smart bulbs, spatial audio speakers, and remote-controlled toys designed to break a burglar’s psyche? Imagine breaking a window at 2 AM, and instead of a loud siren A grandfather clock chimes 13 times. The smart TV in the dark room…
Shoe size should be the length of your foot in cm
Then you’d know that they’d fit at least length wise. Maybe you could add in a number for foot width as well submitted by /u/Critical-Volume2360 [link] [comments]
Strawberry
Hey guys, I’ve got some really good land, and I want to start a real business growing strawberries. The land is prepared to grow pretty much anything, and I know I want to harvest strawberries (everyone loves strawberries in my country; that’s why) and turn them into value added products, so I’m not just…
Found this small silver metal thing attached to a keyring. Assuming it’s a key of some sort but any idea what it could go to?
First assumption is to a briefcase. It’s engraved with initials so would have been important. submitted by /u/BurtWonderstone [link] [comments]
What is this weird ceramic bowl with a horn?
donated at a charity shop i volunteer at. i thought it was maybe a yarn bowl of some sort but i’m pretty sure it’s not. submitted by /u/WoozyDegenerate [link] [comments]
when you get married, you and your partner have to paint your genitals the exact same color
that way if the color ever changes, you know they cheated on you submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
If women can have women-only engineering internships, then men should have men-only nursing residencies
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A sauna escape room that increases in temperature over time
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We have paid lunch breaks, why not a jack-off break?
It’s a biological need like any other. Like, sure, I’ll survive my 12 hour shift before I get home and can take care of it but also I’m going to be squirming and distracted the majority of the time. It would be far more productive if we were able to take 15-30 minutes and return…
human zoos but the humans consent to be inside of them as attractions for other people and are fed and treated well
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Once a decade the entire planet turns off all the lights for 24 hours.
Would be cool to get to see a true 100% dark sky every now and then. Im sure it would be used for all sorts of crime or other il deeds, but F it. Would be worth the trade off of wonder imo submitted by /u/Starship_Taru [link] [comments]
Health care executives must be doctors of medicine.
Anyone who is making decisions regarding health should have enough knowledge to understand the repercussions. submitted by /u/mercury_pointer [link] [comments]
A shop that always switches cashiers at least three times a day, so that you can go in at different times each day and none of them realise that you’re an alcoholic
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