Good morning!
Wow I love how everyone is walking to their seat!
Good morning!
I missed you last Friday!
What are we doing today?
You’ll find out in just a few minutes!
Good morning!
Good morrrrninggg!!
Thank you, almost everyone went to their seat right away!
I love how you’re showing me you are ready!
I’m just waiting for one person to come and join us in their seat.
Light chattering echoes through the room.
Sit down please,
Chairs squeak.
Nope we are not going to put our hands on friends.
Stop bothering me!
Please sit down!
Remember, your seat is right here.
SIT DOWN PLEASE!
Our eyes finally lock.
I’m going to count from five.
Fouuuur
Threee
Twoo
Thank you for making a good choice!
Okay! Class, class!
Yes, yes!
Before we get started with what we are doing today I want to remind you how important it is we stay in our seats.
Can anyone raise their hand and tell me why we need to stay in our-
Because we need to be safe!!
Wow, I think I might’ve heard and answer but I don’t remember calling on someone that raised their hand!
A whisper
If you can raise your hand and tell me I ca- Ughhhhhh!!!
Please sit down.
Can you tell me why it’s important we stay in our seats?
A blank stare followed above the stagnant feet.
Maybe a friend can help you!
Do you know we need to stay in our seats?
The hands flutter in the air,
Straining vocal cords with excitement.
I can!
Wow thank you for raising your hand!
Why?
To be safe and so no one bumps into someone!
Thank you.
Please sit down.
Here is a think sheet. Please circle L for not listening.
Please sit down.
You hate me!
No, I just want you to follow the rules.
No!
You hate me!
And all the teachers hate me!!
We just want you to be successful!
Please sit down.
I wanna to kill you!
Hi this is
I have a student in my class that says they want to kill me.
Oh okay thank you.
Today class we are going to learn about
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I hate you!!!
Please step outside.
You can wait there.
Class please turn and talk about
Chatter resumes.
The door is open and closed,
Open and slammed,
Open and a scream,
Stares from every angle,
A once again a silent room.
A loud slam.
The worst is over.
Open and a shout
You’re mean!
Class, class!
Yes, yes!
If you were just following my directions,
Kiss your brain!
Smooches and pats,
Wails through the now closed door.
Someone came to help,
I hope they understand.
Good afternoon,
Will you be able to meet with me to discuss today’s incident?
Sure no problem.
The student was asked to sit down multiple times,
The student ignored my prompting,
The student also put their hands on another student,
The student screamed at me,
The student threatened me.
Is that enough?
Have I had enough?
Will you do enough?
The student will be writing an apology note.
I see the crumpled paper,
I open to see letters sprawled.
I am sory fur saying thins I wusn supos two say.
Good afternoon I’m looking to reach the parent of
Stop calling me.
The line blares
The tone brings along tears.
It was not enough.
The system is not enough.
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