​We have paid lunch breaks, why not a jack-off break?

It’s a biological need like any other. Like, sure, I’ll survive my 12 hour shift before I get home and can take care of it but also I’m going to be squirming and distracted the majority of the time. It would be far more productive if we were able to take 15-30 minutes and return to work with a clear head. Hell ever hear of post-nut clarity? I’m way more focused when my hormones aren’t distracting me!