Stop AI use on homework by abolishing homework
To my understanding, homework doesn’t benefit kids much anyway, especially at an early age. Maybe give them projects in high school and actually let them use it as a tool. And funk it, now that we’re practically thinking a thought and manifesting it before our eyes with AI, up the expectations. “You get an A…
A 50,000 item or more line at the grocery store for people who buy bulk rice.
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Reverse hospital
A reverse hospital where they pay you money to infect you with diseases and inflict bodily damage. Your payment is the equivalent of whatever it would cost to treat the same issue at a typical hospital. So people could go, receive an injection of sepsis, get paid, and then go to a hospital to use…
What is this white pipe thing for next to my hose/water pipe?
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Fridge sized electrical equipment found at the end of hiking trail,
I came across this cabinet of gear just below the end of a hiking trail, underneath a roughly 10m tall boulder. The top of the boulder was previously accessible but the access was removed. I had wondered if this was potentially pushed off the top and it looks burnt? Thanks in advance submitted by /u/yehoodles…
The equator should be a real line painted around the Earth
Hear me out, the equator should be physically marked wherever it crosses land. We spend our whole lives looking at it on maps, and being able to actually see where the northern and southern hemispheres meet would be genuinely useful for education and tourism. It seems weird that one of the most important geographical boundaries…
A TV that syncs with your AC to automatically adjust the volume when the AC turns on and off
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Anyone who crosses the threshold from Millionaire to Billionaire agrees to be hunted. Choosing to not donate what you make over $999,999,999 makes you fit for public consumption.
If you want THAT LEVEL of opulence, which comes at the expense of the impoverished, all millionaires understand the social contract that they must forever pay for private security and ward off attacks once choosing to hoard past that gate. By crossing into Billionare status, you sign up for your whereabouts to be tracked and…
Mandate that all new data centers be built at least 1 meter underground, have a closed loop cooling system, produce their own independent energy, and pay a dividend to members of the community in which it exists.
Putting them underground reduces cooling costs and keeps the land above available for green space. A closed loop system would force them to use the same water to cool the systems without chewing through the fresh water supply. They’d have to produce their own energy through renewable sources. Solar, wind, geothermal, I don’t care figure…
I’m sick of having to have a shower every morning. I want a robot to wash me while I sleep.
It’s freezing in the morning this time of year. It should dress me and brush my teeth too and carry me to the car. submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
Pringles should lean into the DIY eclipse viewer angle around eclipse time, with the cans containing everything you need to watch the eclipse safety
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A hotel with two-way mirrors only. The people on the mirror side pay 0.1x the normal rate, the people on the see-through side pay 100x the normal rate. The mirror side gets a cut of the see-through side’s rate.
If you stay in the mirrored side and no one wants to watch you, well at least you get a cheap room wherever you’re staying. If someone is willing to pay to watch you, you make good money and some voyeur gets their rocks off. Room allocation is random to avoid stalkers, except for maybe…
D.A.R.E. program but for teaching kids their rights.
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Put an air conditioner between two adjacent rooms, turn it to max, and sell one room as a sauna and the other room as a cold plunge.
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A card you hand someone to let them know you’ve lost interest in listening to them any further.
“This card is presented to the person I wish would become silent, so that the reception of this card may signal to the recipient a subtle suggestion to either speak less or speak elsewhere. You have lost conversational privilege with me, and I would like to continue to be in the same room with you,…
Billionwheres.com – a public schedule of billionaires whereabouts and schedules
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Ground oats are “oatmeal”, so ground beef should be “beefmeal”
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Create new cities for yimbys
Ok here’s the idea (one of the *least* crazy ideas I’ve posted here, I think this one is pretty solid but I also appreciate the open-mindedness and good humour of this sub): Cities with existing neighborhoods come with an existing set of expectations for how existing residents will be consulted about new developments. It’s basically…
Nicotine should be put in toothpaste to help people brush their teeth more often
Many people forget to brush their teeth or just overall have a hard time doing it due to depression, ADHD, or other factors and I think a way that could help that is if toothpaste 1) comes in more flavors (for adults) besides just mint and the occasional wildcards such as cinnamon or anise. Flavors…
Thermostat that displays a photo of the last person that changed it
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we turn all golf players into farm animals with human minds using magic and then force them to eat all the grass from their stupid golf courses
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Black metal cage locked by a padlock, with keys dangling in the middle. Found in center of park in London
My girlfriend and I were at a park today. At the very center of the park, surrounded by flowers and benches was this metal box, locked, with a set of keys dangling inside. What is its purpose? Is it to lock the park up? Is it an art piece? Why is this at the very…
Orange (3d printed) plastic, hand for scale- tons of them left behind by a thru hiker
So many of them in a bag- what could they be for SOLVED Bear canister key 🔑 👌 🐻 submitted by /u/Oneiroscopy [link] [comments]
Plastic surgery to make your child look like a Minion
Introduce a procedure that’s covered by insurance to transform your child’s appearance into our favorite villainous sidekicks. In order to build up your Minion army and complete the Gru aesthetic, you’ll need to adopt many children, thus helping the over 500,000 US children in foster care find a permanent, loving home and career pathway. submitted…
Train spiders to assist in lovemaking (for men)
Train several medium-sized spiders to gently crawl up your urethra and vibrate during intimacy, stimulating both you and your partner for an evening of spicy fun. As you climax, they are then ejaculated back out so you and rinse them off and put them back in their pen for the next date night. submitted by…
Electric cars that “roll lightning”, that is, discharge electric arcs out the back
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People should give their spouses new first names when they get married.
I want my wife to have a pretty name like April or Autumn. Unfortunately these are few and far between. It would be a lot easier to meet a Jill or whatever and just change it. Let’s get this tradition goin’! submitted by /u/happygrizzly [link] [comments]
replace germany with a giant circular pit that goes down to the core of the earth
for more immersive worldbuilding submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Convert golf courses into data centers. Since both are a waste of land and water, this would kill two birds with one stone, and the golfers can then get jobs at the data centers.
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A new religion when men are required to wear blinders to keep them from lusting after women
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Vampires would look pretty stupid if they only had 1 long tooth in the middle of their teeth.
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Disposable chop sticks should have a couple of toothpicks cut into them that you can pull off and use after your meal.
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Doctor’s offices should provide snacks
For what they charge and the unreasonable wait times – they should provide coffee and nibbles It wouldn’t cost them any real percentage of their profits and it sure would improve people’s attitude about the wait submitted by /u/Tomj_Oad [link] [comments]
We should build a monument
Like something that will totally puzzle people in 3,000 years. Like a 40 story scupture of a rabbit waving a magic wand or something like that. submitted by /u/SamHandwich0 [link] [comments]
Instead of attempting to eradicate mosquitos via genetic engineering, make their bite useful to humans. Like vaccine or medicine.
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Instead of a horn, cars should have paintball guns.
Someone near you driving like a jerk? Paintball. Someone driving 40 in the fast lane? Paintball. Someone doesn’t signal, making you wait to figure out their plan? Paintball. Someone thinks they’re the only person that matters in a zipper merge? Paintball. Someone takes up 2 or 4 parking stalls with their land yacht? Paintball. I’m…
New adjective I’d like to get going: Lemonic. Like demonic but having to do with lemons instead of demons.
“Excuse me ice cream man, do you have any Lemonic Sorbet?” submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments]
Lifetime salary for whistleblowers, paid by the company
If you uncover fraud, no companies will hire you again but as you are doing a public service you get a free pass for the rest of your life. submitted by /u/JCMiller23 [link] [comments]
A bus, for cars.
Ever see those trucks that carry many cars to transport them? What a great way to save on gas and have someone else drive for you. FSD, here, today! Everyone benefits from less air drag from piggybacking as well! Cars will wait at a bus stop like people, the truck arrives, everyone drives on, then…
Ubers should be free if you have a good enough reason
Like there should be a judge judy like person in the backseat who you plead your case to submitted by /u/Spiritual-Big7900 [link] [comments]
”Who Wants to be Poor” game show but only millionaires can be contestants
You lose a portion of your net worth based upon which question you answer incorrectly. Answer the first one wrong and lose everything, but answer them all correctly to double your net worth No lifelines, no audience, no host, 15 questions in a dark room with a spotlight submitted by /u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 [link] [comments]
Date idea
I’m happily married. But I’d like to see someone try this. For a first date you should lay out a blanket covered in a mix of items you care for, and ones you don’t (similar to how they pick the Dalai Lama). Let the other person choose 5 or so items, if they are the…
A suicide hotline manned by aspiring comedians to work on their material
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If you never take your festival wristband off you should be able to reenter the festival the following years for free
It would be nasty but it’s free advertising submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
we should replace ID age verification with a test full of questions that only people mature enough to access locked content could know the answer of
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