With how obsessed modern society is with effeciency and simplicity, you would think auto racing would be more praised rather than ridiculed.
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To be overly sensitive can be both a great gift and a huge curse.
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Medium-sized metal bucket with locking hinged lid found in tools section of a small museum
This bucket was found in our small museum’s artifact collection in California, and we don’t know what it might’ve been used for. It is quite heavy and made of metal with visible welding marks. There was apparently a paper or perhaps a label of some sort affixed to the side. The handle is also metal,…
One of two large steel triangular metal structures with one curved side being transported on a flatbed truck.
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Strange heavy metal rods received in random package
Heavy, around 5 to 10 pounds each, seemingly machined out of solid steel, no markings or moving parts. Received in a package despite not ordering them or anything like them, cannot find any information about the shipper listed on the box. submitted by /u/_jubjub_ [link] [comments]
Fill tires with helium to make the car lighter and thus save gas.
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Add an “I’m feeling lucky” pedal between the gas and brake pedals.
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A dollar should be divided into 232,792,560 cents so that it can be divided by every number between 1 and 20
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Someone should start a company selling unhealthy bars that live up to how good protein bars look.
Protein bars always look amazing and, while some are facsimiles of unhealthy bars, there’s a lot of other flavor concepts that don’t exist in the regular market. Someone should make versions of them that don’t taste like dust. submitted by /u/xenomorphbeaver [link] [comments]
Like ice, but it makes things hotter, so you can use it for hot coffee and tea.
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Put a vending machine on a delivery robot and send it on a route around town to sell ice-cold drinks to tourists who would love the novelty of buying from the sodabot
Only instead of a robot, it’s actually just me inside a big metal box, handing out drinks through a slot and making beep boop noises. submitted by /u/CurlSagan [link] [comments]
All mermaids should be topless, because they never stand/walk/run, which are the situations where breasts require back support
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Found in basement ceiling, appears that wiring is still actively connected to a light fixture. House built 1940s. What is this?
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Long Metal Spork like thing, heavy like it’s cast iron maybe and rusty. Found in a “this is free or garbage” pile
About 2 feet long, heavy metal thing with a unique end and weird handle. The entire thing is metal (maybe cast iron?) definitely looks like something for a fire but the handle is also metal. submitted by /u/MeProfessiLavaHot [link] [comments]
A smell-based clock for dogs: (•ᴥ•) ~~~ TIME
A box that produces a new smell every hour, 24 smells in a daily loop, for your dog to keep good track of time ^_^ submitted by /u/Eugene_ZenBerry [link] [comments]
When administering a coloniscopy, the doctor and nurses all have to wear gray alien masks
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Prescription Windows
If you stand close enough to them you don’t need to wear glasses! submitted by /u/burntcircuits [link] [comments]
Jobs should have to pay an hourly rate (equal to the potential job salary) to applicants for the process of applying/interviewing, even if they don’t get the job
With asterisks and exceptions, sure, but if an applicant goes through 5 job interviews over 3 weeks and gets dropped for an internal hire, they should get paid for their troubles. Long interview processes should strain company resources, not unemployed peoples’ time and effort. submitted by /u/CatgirlHarmony00 [link] [comments]
We just need to print money.
Economists: “But inflation—“ I don’t wanna hear about your fetishes. Listen. We PRINT MONEY, and then we DON’T TELL ANYONE. Capiche? Got it? You understand? Now everybody’s got more money, and nobody’s raising prices about it. You can’t have inflation when nobody even KNOWS there’s more money. Economists hate this one weird trick, because they’ve…
Adults should get recess while at work. There should be large adult size playgrounds at every work place.
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A movie theater where it gently snows popcorn during the show.
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A weed pipe that injects helium into the smoke so you have a funny voice after you smoke, which the stoned people you’re smoking with will find hilarious.
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Can we all agree to change this sub to r/saystupidshit
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A house swapping cleaning service. I clean your house, you clean mine.
I recently helped out a friend who was in a depression slump due to the loss of a close family member. It was hard work, the place was a wreck, but I happily did it because I knew it would greatly improve their mental state. Then I went home. To my depression hole, which is…
Pronounce all silent letters in English words with the exception of the silent “e” at the end of a word.
‘Walk”, “half”, “salmon” etc. now have a pronounced L. “Castle”, “thistle”, etc. have a pronounced t.”Knight” and “know” are pronounced with a k, and the “gh” is pronounced as f, like “cough” or “laugh.” “Doubt” has a b (or a p, same idea though). The w before words like “write” is pronounced. “O” in “opossum.”…
r/ideas has censored me for too long. Uranium shoes
So everyone who wears them gets poisoned submitted by /u/OddOfKing [link] [comments]
Split Chile into West and East Chile. One gets all the coastline, the other gets all the mountains.
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An airline where everyone flies for free but one person on each flight gets shoved out the door at cruising altitude without a parachute.
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businesses should build taller buildings and then put housing above the business so employees could live there and decrease their commute time
they should also include a grocery store, unless the main business is a grocery store. submitted by /u/Puffed-Fungi [link] [comments]
Pokemon Go should place the rarest Pokemon in the most dangerous places. So like you can get MissingNo if you go to active combat zones in the most war torn countries.
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Someone needs to print out every Wikipedia page and store them in a bunker for future generations to find.
With so much information being stored digitally these days, future humans won’t know anything about this era, assuming something happens and the internet is no longer a thing. submitted by /u/My-Last-Account- [link] [comments]
A vibrating alarm clock that you attach to your genitals
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Have those who want to euthanize themselves have to go up on a stage for auctioning off their organs to the highest bidder. They may see how valuable they are after all
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Fake Vacation
Fake Vacation is a complete synthetic travel service for people who want the social outcome of a holiday without taking the holiday. You pick a destination, dates, travel style, and how aggressively you normally post. You upload a few photos of yourself. Fake Vacation then creates the entire trip around you. Not just twenty attractive…
We shouId aII use capitaI i’s in pIace of Iowercase L’s (and vice versa) to confuse the Al scrubbing our posts and comments.
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Get the worst roommates from r/badroommates and force them to all live together on a reality TV show.
I would absolutely watch this. submitted by /u/SwillFish [link] [comments]
Elevator doors should be open by default, not the other way around.
if they are open by default, we can go in and press the needed floor number, then they can be closed. submitted by /u/Creepy-Article7780 [link] [comments]
Would a medieval slave work harder if we rewarded him with a phone full of porn?
Drop a tablet loaded with endless porn into the hands of an slave in the Middle Ages. Tell him he gets more time with it if he works faster and better. Then escalate: Put one big tablet in the middle of the camp. Whoever works hardest gets 10 minutes alone with it. Watch how fast…
True crime podcasts but for very mild crimes
Why should murderers, kidnappers and rapists get all the fame? What about the person who pickpocketed my wife a few years back or that guy who gets caught speeding constantly? submitted by /u/fonk_pulk [link] [comments]
South Korean men can avoid conscription if they have children instead
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What the heck kinda boat is this? Round UFO saucer shaped boat
Hey everyone I saw this saucer shaped boat several years ago in SoCal I think, fiberglass construction, round hull, docked. I’ve seen a few over the decades, they used to be prevalent in the SanDiego California area. I think they might have been life rafts decades ago but no real idea (which is why I…
Disaster Trials: Chapter 8: Draken
**First chapter**: https://www.reddit.com/u/Elizabeth\\\_Ceasar/s/XAa4MRusxi **Previous Chapter**: https://www.reddit.com/r/creativewriting/s/o2PTMkHcnH Chapter 8: Draken? I stepped forward. Snow was falling. Not in small amounts either. It was a blizzard. The hole left by my partner’s ability was nearly a 10 foot circle. It really was terrifying. I picked up the glowing orbs left after. There were ten of them. ten…
