Conroe TX. UFO looking thing, on Texas Highway, 45 headed south.
There are two of them, what do you think it’s used for? submitted by /u/Accomplished-Fee1341 [link] [comments]
Acorn cap for scale. Hard rubber thing my dog ate and pooped out.
I guess my dog (105# GSD) ate this bc i found it in his poop. It’s a moderately hard rubber material. submitted by /u/Noise-Expensive [link] [comments]
Minimum wage = (average 1br rent within 5 mile radius of workplace x 3)/average monthly hours worked per employee. Recalculates monthly.
Make the landlords and management go to war. Either rent will get really cheap or wages will finally become “livable”. Although I bet this ruins the economy within the first two months. submitted by /u/bigcsnow [link] [comments]
Declare a national fish. Stick it in the reflecting pool. Call it a day.
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Vatican City (The world’s smallest country, population 506) should enter a team into the World Cup. Sort of a Cool Runnings type deal.
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A video game where if you die, you can never play it again
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Therapists that hire private investigators to follow you and see how much you lie during your therapy sessions
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Olympic host cities should be decided via auctions, so that no one can accuse the IOC of secretly taking bribes
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
A vibrator that works like those long distance bracelets.
Like Bond Touch or Totwoo brand, for a remote play experience, it will have a day long battery, it vibrates everytime your partner touches their “control” or whatever. I know there are app remoted vibrator but it’s not spontaneous enough. submitted by /u/liakio [link] [comments]
Everyone should just give in and use their turn signals BEFORE they start a turn, just to let other drivers know their intentions before other drivers have to react. All cars are equipped with turn signals, why not use them? Even drivers of BMWs and Mercedes, EVERYONE should use their turn signals.
I know it’s crazy. And don’t even get me started on people that have to turn left a bit and cross way into the next lane before they turn right. But I’m starting small. submitted by /u/stay_fr0sty [link] [comments]
Fill the reflecting pool with mercury.
Algae problem solved and it’s more reflecty submitted by /u/satan-cat [link] [comments]
pants that look like you’re wearing a fanny pack but in reality if you unzip the “fanny pack” it reveals your genitals to the world
submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
Create a libertarian honeypot to attract billionaires and take all their money
Let’s say you’re a tropical country with more land than people, your neighbouring countries are already hosting gated communities for rich libertarians. Here’s what you’re going to do: Create a gated community for rich foreigners with low taxes Become a tax haven with strict banking secrecy and low taxes Wait for the billionaires to…
Have you ever posted a random idea on Reddit, only to see it become a massive real-world trend or someone’s actual job later?
submitted by /u/atlantacharlie [link] [comments]
Classes that teach unethical skills in case of emergency
Examples include: Breaking into/hot wiring cars Lethal self defense Breaking and entering Hacking passwords Criminals will probably take these classes too but let’s be real they would probably find other ways to learn it anyway. Might as well allow the general population to learn the same skills and maybe even plan against them. submitted by…
Save space by combining cemeteries and golf courses
The rough is wasted space, so why not bury people there? Golfers can alleviate the boredom by reading headstones and avoiding new obstacles, and the dead will get far more foot traffic to ensure that they’re not forgotten. submitted by /u/nrith [link] [comments]
If you build a datacenter, you might get less local resistance if it includes affordable housing, fast internet, and cheap electricity
If you spend $30 Billion on a datacenter, Just add another $50M to build affordable housing up above. Include fast internet for residents, and maybe even hire some of them to work at the datacenter. We need housing, you need datacenters. No more protests. submitted by /u/Octoclops8 [link] [comments]
Let Claude run the state of South Dakota
You probably forgot South Dakota existed. no one cares about it. Let Claude run it let’s see what happens submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
Add white dye to the drinking water supply
People might waste water because it comes from the tap, but nobody in their right mind would pour milk down the drain for the love of the game. Solution: Add white dye to the water. Sure, people will think it’s contaminated, but they’ll eventually get used to it. But seeing colour go down the drain…
Im late for my flight can I skip infrount you?
It seams like everytime im in the TSA line there is some guy that is surprised that there is a line for TSA. He is going to miss his flight and wants me to allow him to skip 100 people. Then they get to TSA and dont know what a REAL ID is. They…
Self-destructing marriage licenses
It voids itself every year, or every 3 years, whatever you agree to. Makes divorce easier. If you’re both secretly not feeling it, you’ll just kinda let it lapse. Edit: and think of what it’ll do for people in abusive relationships. You’ll be at city hall surrounded by people when renewal time comes. submitted by…
Dr. Doghouse. It’s basically “House”, but he’s a vet that is also very bad at his job because he is also a dog addicted to ketamine.
His catchphrase is, “it’s never parvo,” and instead of a cane, he walks around with a leash in his mouth. submitted by /u/dirtmother [link] [comments]
Nobody gets paid more than public school teachers
If I were to change 1 single thing in the world (or at least America), I would love for there to be some rule that nobody can earn more than the base pay for public school teachers. Maybe all income beyond that level is taxed at 100%. I dunno. Figuring that part out is someone…
Professional athletes can only play for the team that is closest to their place of birth
So, for example, if you’re born near Cleveland and you want to try out for professional football, you have to try out for the browns. That’s your only option. That way, the home team truly represents the people of that area. When you cheer for your home team, you are truly cheering for the people…
Legalize hard drugs for people with terminal illnesses.
If you’re dying you should be able to do all the cocaine and heroin you want without anybody stopping you. submitted by /u/ButtHoleCum69420 [link] [comments]
Nuke the moon for the 4th of July
Might be dope. submitted by /u/burns_before_reading [link] [comments]
Craziest idea: Go on reproduction strike until the cost of living is affordable.
In their lifetime they won’t be able to afford a house. Go on strike! submitted by /u/EverythingBOffensive [link] [comments]
Bikini dental procedures.
Dental procedures are no fun for anybody. They are usually painful, as well as anxiety inducing. However, it been demonstrated in scientific studies that thinking about sex increases pain tolerance. So suppose a company trains a bunch of hot girls to be dentists and dental techs, and they do your procedure while wearing bikinis.…
“Red Flags” theme parks
Theme parks with attractions based on typical relationship “red flags.” Guests could enjoy rides such as the “Third Wheel” roller coaster where all cars seat three so that every other couple is forced to split up and sit with strangers. submitted by /u/scartonbot [link] [comments]
Why don’t we have fart filtering underwear yet?
My husband’s farts are so bad that I recently told my son there should be underwear that removes the smell before it escapes. He laughed and said I should pitch the idea at cocreate pitch. I’ve never heard of that, but honestly, if odor filtering underwear existed, I’d be the first customer. Until then, I…
Popularize small bowls of brine with a spoon to apply it as an alternative to table salt
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What if we nuked the holy land?
What if we evacuated the region of all civilians then nuked the hell out of the holy land? It would certainly stop all the fighting in the area. submitted by /u/Successful-Club-8743 [link] [comments]
What if corporations had a maximum profit margin and CEOs were capped relative to their lowest-paid worker?
Imagine a law that caps corporate profit margins (e.g., 15%) and limits executive pay to a fixed multiple of the lowest-paid full-time equivalent employee (e.g., 20x). Any profit above the cap would either have to be reinvested into: Higher wages and benefits Lower prices R&D and expansion Better working conditions Environmental improvements Or it would…
Elon musk has become the worlds first trillionaire. I think its time to sell him and put the profits towards America’s national debt.
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Give all cars under 6 feet tall a 1⅕ meter periscope so they can look past larger traffic
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If a person gets convicted of stalking, they have to wear a location tracking device accessible only to the victim.
Flip the script on ‘em! submitted by /u/rfs103181 [link] [comments]
Do alcohol prohibition again. Specifically just to fuck with people this time.
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Improve your gut microbiome by licking everyone you meet.
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Find a conspiracy theorist who believes all company logos have satanic symbolism and pay them to design a logo free from this symbolism. Then, give the logo to a second conspiracy theorist who believes all logos have satanic symbolism and ask them to find the satanic symbolism in it
Then give the results back to the first conspiracy theorist to see how they react. submitted by /u/ItsMichaelRay [link] [comments]
Convince Europeans that we’ve been using the metric system for years here in the USA, but that we’ve all been pretending we don’t because we think it’s funny.
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All single player games should be required to have an “anti-grind” mode for busy adults.
Exp gain is at 2x, drop rates are increased by 10% (meaning if something originally had a 1% drop rate it now has a 11%) submitted by /u/ZenMonkey48 [link] [comments]
Anthropomorphic sheep people who are often drowsy. That way conspiracy nuts will have to stop saying “wake up sheeple!” because they may accidentally wake up the actual sheeple. And that would be rude.
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Ghostkeeper
It’s insane How much pain A stranger once but not remain He seems nice You see him twice I think a third time might be nice In no time Weeks go by Talking daily and we share no lies I Love his legs His intense gaze He marches while spinning bright green flags Go in…
Roast my first startup idea: An “Invite-Only” B2B2C Luxury Concierge (Quiet Luxury). Does this business model make sense? i will not promote
hey everyone, this is my first actual startup. i come from the digital media/cyber security world so building a secure/automated backend, nailing brand voice was the fun part. now i need you guys to really destroy my actual business model. do not pull punches. the problem: uhnwis (Ultra-High-Net-Worth Individuals) booking luxury villas at elite med…
“The sky is blue” is often taken as an example of a universal truth. If humanity expands into the stars, it will no longer be so
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100x100m square surrounded by 30x30m squares in the middle of the desert. Big square almost looks like a map
26.4396465, -13.4266830 – oddly enough near the worlds longest conveyor belt submitted by /u/OllieChaos [link] [comments]
Reverse the concept of a ‘subscription service’ and make companies pay us for our attention instead of the other way around
Hear me out. Right now, the entire economy is built on us paying monthly fees for everything from software to streaming to even heated seats in some cars. It’s exhausting. I want to flip the script. Instead of Netflix or Spotify charging $15 a month, they should be paying a micro-dividend to users who actually…
