Everyone at Jensen Huang’s level should be castrated preemptively. Eunuchs have no sex drive, and can’t be honeypotted.
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Force all American CEOs to have extremely sexy American wives, so they’re less vulnerable to Chinese spies
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The Superbowl Should Be Played Until One Team Concedes
Make it a true battle. There are still 15 minute periods, but they continue until one team can’t go anymore. See who wants it more submitted by /u/ultraskelly [link] [comments]
Moldy turquoise grains in a gopher mound
I was cleaning up old gopher mounds in my yard, and ran across these turquoise grain/pellet looking things in a clump. What is it? There was a mole in my rock wall pushing dirt out onto my lawn. Today I dug several of the piles up and returned the dirt to the top of the…
Beautifully made box, with a small door/cutting board, and an interesting cutout.
I found this really nicely made box, made out of redwood, but I have no idea what it could be used for. I found it at work, and no one claimed it, so I brought it home. I can use it for many things, but I’m curious if it has a real purpose. Any insight…
The letters in the alphabet song should be sung in order of how common the letters are
E, T, A, O, I, S, N H, R, D, L, C, U, M W, F, G, Y, P B, V, K, J, X, Q, Z Now I know my A-B-Cs In descending frequency! submitted by /u/bull_and_scones [link] [comments]
Public bathrooms should have automatic revolving doors, so you don’t need to touch anything with your hands
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A Law that says if you’re replaced by a robot or AI, you get paid as long as that clanker is in service.
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What is this 1960’s black metal utility device, roughly one cubic foot in size, with pipes coming out of it under the kitchen counter in a 150 year old English home?
A water heater or a pump is my best guess. For context, the original caption said this: “Mr. Sutton Pownall, a gravedigger, with his wife Joyce and their five children in a 150 year old house in Oldham, England. June 1st, 1962.” Based on those dates, it could be much older than the 1960s, just…
Help Identify Item found in Antique Store! Bronze, heavy and about 7 inches with hole on top
We went to an antique store today and found this item. My son thought it was cool so we bought it. The tag said “we don’t know what it is either”. What could it be? submitted by /u/katierose1024 [link] [comments]
Washed up on beach in Cornwall UK, heavier than it looks, possibly ceramic with electronics inside.
Found on beach in Cornwall UK. Pretty hefty, way heavier than it first looked and extremely solid. Front has some kind of ring opening, but no obvious outlet. Been battered by the sea to reveal electronics inside. Bottom has the remains on a cable connection. submitted by /u/TheWizardOfOdd [link] [comments]
New sexual orientation: “Undeclared”
And it’s for all of us so we don’t have to choose and then feel stuck with it. submitted by /u/bhoran235 [link] [comments]
Reclassify all five Great Lakes as one giant lake. They’re already connected anyway. America now has the largest freshwater lake in the world.
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I need help
I have an idea that I might want to explore, but the problem is I’m fairly new in this field. Is there someone that could probably help me guide through it? submitted by /u/Cautious-Chart2421 [link] [comments]
Rentable scheming eunuch business, looking for scheming eunuchs (English optional)
Trying to achieve capitol in order to start my rentable scheming eunuch business. Can ideally be rented remotely or physically similarly to a therapist, must wear full Chinese advisor attire submitted by /u/Secure_Paper_6358 [link] [comments]
Sperm banks should mix up all the donated sperm, making it a battle royale for fertilization
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Small, brown, looks like dry ground beef? 2 feet from floorboard, central hallway, appeared overnight
No idea what this could be. We don’t have kids, do have cats. This is in the central hallway of the apartment. Nothing but a rug within 5 feet in any direction. Hand for scale. submitted by /u/YamDankies [link] [comments]
Genetically modify venomous snakes to produce injectable medicine instead of venom, so doctors can just keep a herpetarium and pull out the right snake to bite you when you need a shot.
Snakes are way less environmentally impactful than massive drug companies. submitted by /u/ursois [link] [comments]
There’s a size limit to Arachnophobia. Like, if a dog sized spider is in your house, that’s scary regardless of it being a spider.
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Your phone is one of the most important items in your life, but you don’t have a picture of it.
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Lyme, Connecticut is a pleasant town whose name is forever tainted by the disease first identified there.
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Politicians should be allowed to send campaign text messages, but only if they use their real personal number to do so
You know those ridiculous spam texts sent “from” politicians? Let’s require they use their real numbers to do it! It would be completely impractical for big name politicians (great, since they don’t want to hear from me anyways) but perfectly reasonable for small grassroots candidates trying to actually build report! submitted by /u/WitsBlitz [link] [comments]
Object hanging from hotel room door. It looks cylindrical with a band going through it to the other side of the door.
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Make Blue – Eiffel 65 the number one song on american charts this week.
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Make candidate yard signs from edible materials so birds and other animals simply eat the signs and they go away
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They should make “I Play Rocky in I Play Rocky”, a movie about the story of Anthony Ippolito landing the role of Rocky in I Play Rocky.
Nathan Fielder can direct. submitted by /u/Nose_Grindstoned [link] [comments]
Rename “Nursing” to “Applied Medicine” to increase the number of male applicants
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All refrigerators should be disconnected from the Internet
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We should “start over” the way we say the year and drop the “TWENTY” when we say it out loud like “TWENTY SEVEN” instead of “TWENTY TWENTY SEVEN”.
It would have been awkward to start with it as “THE YEAR ONE” in 2001 but at this point, I think we should refer to the current year as TWENTY SIX instead of saying “TWENTY TWENTY SIX” and “TWENTY TWENTY SEVEN”. It is too many twenty’s when we already know what they are saying. If…
Every person in the world who hates billionaires should pool their money together to create their own Anti- Billionaire which is essentially a billionaire who is on their side
Let’s say, 1 million billionaire hating Americans donates a thousand dollars each to one of their own so that person reaches billionaire status. Now they have a billionaire on their side who has their interest in mind instead of acting out of self interest. submitted by /u/between3220character [link] [comments]
We should rename the English letters so that the first letter of a letter’s name starts with that letter (like the Greek Alphabet)
Basically as the title says, since it’s hard to discern some letters from one another when spelled over the phone or something. I propose we rename them like so: – Alpha – Balpha – Calpha – Dalpha – Elpha – Falpha – Galpha – Halpha – Ilpha – Jalpha – Kalpha – Lalpha – Malpha…
Possible kitchen utensil, metal w plastic handle
It came from the second “junk drawer” in my Auntie’s & Uncle’s kitchen, and they’ve had it for years – possibly since the 1970’s-1990’s – but have no clue what it’s for lol. The metal “loop” is fixed (doesn’t move or bend at all) and it has two “rivets” on each side to keep it…
Class everyone without Down Syndrome as people with Up Syndrome
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Vehicles should writhe around painfully for a bit after a crash
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For every decade of active service Super Models can add the word Dooper to their job title
This will help us quickly see who are the GOATs of the industry. For example Naomi Campbell would probably be a Super Dooper Dooper Dooper Model by now. submitted by /u/nottitantium [link] [comments]
Use “Eminеnt Domain” to get RAM and GPUs from greedy hands of gamers into poor starving datacenters
And on an unrelated note, friends call me Sam submitted by /u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR [link] [comments]
A “not turning/definitely going straight” indicator. To let other drivers know you have not forgotten to indicate a turn, you are in fact going straight
Scenario 1: You are queueing at an intersection in a lane that can either turn left or go straight. The person in front of you is not indicating, so you probably won’t get stuck behind them waiting to turn, correct? Probably, but it’s impossible to know for sure. Unless they had a “going straight” indicator,…
Why doesn’t someone create a gym that pays you to go workout?
I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. What if there was a gym which charged say $100/month for the membership, but for every day someone actually goes and completes a whole workout there (can be based on some pre-determined amount of time, like 30 min or so), the gym pays you $3 back.…
Let’s build a 1000 meter tall statue of Freddie Mercury.
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Obama should team up with Omaha steaks and come out with a line of Obama steaks.
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Hospice Adult Movie NSFW
A porno series of films called “Final Appearances” where a crew of young college students, men and women, go to hospices around the country filled with people who are on their deathbed. Giving them one last fun exotic experience to feel alive again before they pass away. submitted by /u/friedsushi87 [link] [comments]
Spleenda. It’s like Splenda, but it makes stuff taste like spleen
Imagine having a little cup of Spleenda packets on your coffee table to offer guests. submitted by /u/thisremindsmeofbacon [link] [comments]
Make it $1 to post on this sub. At the end of the year, the top rated idea that can be funded with the pot is financed
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A debating competition where both teams have to argue that the other team is doing a better job and should win
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Require everyone to be on PrEP like we require people to take vaccines
No more HIV transmission. submitted by /u/MuhVlast [link] [comments]
