If a soccer player falls to the ground and doesn’t stand up within 10 seconds, they need sit out for rest of the half.
Rules need to change to discourage fake injuries. It’s ruining the game. submitted by /u/Dubbly45 [link] [comments]
Everyone should have the ability to charge for a phone call, that way we can make some money off of telemarketers and be more open to what they say
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
”Take It or Leave It” Restaurant.
No menu. You get whatever dish the chef feels like cooking today. There’s one dish every day that everybody gets. submitted by /u/Mutant_Llama1 [link] [comments]
A spin off TGI Friday’s restaurant called “ OGNI Monday.” The restaurant theme is depression. Give me ideas for meals it would serve.
“OH GOD NO ITS Monday” submitted by /u/Slugma_What07 [link] [comments]
[NSFW]Let’s all agree to measure length of an adult male’s penis in horsedicks
Like “His penis is 75% horsedick long” submitted by /u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR [link] [comments]
Two countries that have a good relationship with each other and share a border should declare a 1 day water balloon war.
submitted by /u/hmmstillclosed [link] [comments]
Capture a phoenix and chuck it inside an ICE engine cylinder for infinite energy.
Capture multiple for better power. Cylinder goes up, bird gets crushed, fire of rebirth pushes the piston down, repeat. Infinitely renewable. Might need to start breeding them instead once the industry starts to scale though. Edit: I just realised that I said ICE engine. No need to point it out. submitted by /u/Nazamroth [link] [comments]
Lace cigarettes with Cyanide, Lead, Formaldehyde, Benzene, Tar, Arcenic, Acetone, Carbon Monoxide, and Ammonia, to get people to Quit Smoking.
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Next to the upvote/downvote arrows there should be “bot” arrows so we can see how much a user gets called out for being a bot.
That is all. submitted by /u/pseudonominom [link] [comments]
Everyone says not to rely on a paycheck
I constantly hear you should not rely on a paycheck to get rich/be able to retire. I understand what they are saying but coming up with a business idea while you are working 9-5 especially when most businesses fail is not the easiest thing in the world. I have a decent paying job but still…
expanding network and exploring opportunities
hi all, I’m 22M currently running editing and outsourcing agency and things are pretty good. I’m based in Pakistan and due to low cost my margins are high but providing even more quality than anyone. I started with video editing and later got into some outsourcing ( software and tech ) niches so im thinking…
A nature documentary narrated by someone who hates nature
submitted by /u/pasta_monster [link] [comments]
A movie theatre that doesn’t have any restrooms so you don’t have to contemplate using the restroom during a movie
submitted by /u/Laserlight_jazz [link] [comments]
Crazy Idea: Airplanes should sell dramamine, pads, and nicotine patches on board.
If you’re on an airplane, and are suddenly struck by airsickness, a period, or a nicotine craving, you should be able to solve that problem. The airline can put a large markup on the products, and would also benefit from not having to clean blood and vomit off of the seats. submitted by /u/il_biciclista…
Smoking/vaping bull semen to increase testosterone
both testosterone and sperm are produced in the balls, so some testosterone is in the semen during ejaculation, and by huffing it that testosterone is absorbed in your lungs, bypassing your liver. im out of high school but i took an econ class where we had to propose business ideas and i presented a boring…
We start an Amish society but instead of locking the date at 1870 we lock the date at 2005.
No smartphones. No touch screen in cars. No ai. We play PlayStation 2 or below and we build a big fucking wall around us. Who’s in? submitted by /u/SteakAndIron [link] [comments]
Book a boxing match, then secretly pay both boxers to take a dive, just to watch them both try their hardest to lose.
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Set a legal limit to the amount of ads a big company can run based on its net worth
There should be limits on how many ads big companies are allowed to run so that smaller, less popular companies get a chance to be seen. Once you get to be a multi billion dollar company, you don’t get to run an ad more than once a year and therefore must pick your platform wisely.…
You can unregister your EV, remove the doors, and install a 25mph limiter to make it legally a golf cart.
submitted by /u/NukeDC [link] [comments]
There should be jewelry to let people know you’re not in a relationship but would like to be.
At a wedding you could have it melted ceremonially down to make the wedding ring. submitted by /u/ZenMonkey48 [link] [comments]
Make the same time around the globe
Imagine no more figuring out time zones. It’s the same time everywhere. 8 pm is evening here and morning there. Trains and flights travel time is more accurate. People would understand to still go to bed on time but just not always at pm. It may be am. submitted by /u/Jeremy-Hillary-Boob [link] [comments]
Name children after slurs so the words lose their power and lead to world peace
EDIT: everyone in the comments! Type the slurs that would be your favorite to name a child! You know what a slur is. submitted by /u/9percentbattery [link] [comments]
Addiction Should be an Initiation Rite into Manhood
I’m going to explain this unpopular opinion. Many cultures have initiation rites into manhood such as some indigenous tribes in Africa, New Guinea, and Brazil for example Addiction would be a superior initiation passage into adulthood and manhood. It would play out like this, a leader explains to an 18 year old boy that under…
Nearrings- the first jewelry you don’t wear. Just place them beside you
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They should have a chip shape with 1 corner.
1 corner, the rest is rounded. Like a fat, fat teardrop shape. That’s the ideal chip shape. You can use just the corner to scoop into the corners of square pans and cylinder containers, and you can use the round end to scoop into round bowls. You can *cleanly* get the food in your styrofoam…
Just drop the first R from February.
We don’t need it. We don’t say it. Let’s get rid of it. submitted by /u/MrWilee [link] [comments]
Costco should open a second tier Elite membership that opens one hour earlier than Executive hour.
Costco already has an Executive hour. But even Executive hour gets crowded. We need the Elite hour, where only the most serious Costco shoppers may enter. People are very serious about their Costco, and I’m willing to bet some will pay hundreds just to have the store to themselves. Maybe $300 annually? We could call…
Europe should be +10C hotter
It’s only 12C (54F) where I live. We should raise the temperature to 22C (72F) by pumping a bunch of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. Milder winters and warmer summers would be good for people, animals and even plants. What’s not to like? submitted by /u/Bright_Curve3078 [link] [comments]
The “jury of peers” in minor court cases should also be minors.
If the defendant is a minor than a jury of peers should be composed of minors. submitted by /u/The_split_subject [link] [comments]
National anthems are too limited in genre. We ought to have one that’s hip hop, one that’s acid rock, maybe some ska…
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Tarantino making a 9/11 revenge film
He had the WWII bad guys and the Manson family get destroyed in two movies so why not Al Qaeda? Maybe a movie where the hijackers get the shit beat out of them until they die before they could take over the planes, maybe show their leader getting a similar treatment. I definitely had to…
Rename “Medicare” and “Medicaid” to “Senior-med” and “Income-med”, to be less confusing
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Turn cemeteries into goth themed mini golf courses.
submitted by /u/mercury_pointer [link] [comments]
Give Keanu Reeves one Keanu Coin. Declare that it’s worth 1 quadrillion dollars. Everyone gushes over the world’s first quadrillionaire.
submitted by /u/MountainOfMolehills [link] [comments]
Conroe TX. UFO looking thing, on Texas Highway, 45 headed south.
There are two of them, what do you think it’s used for? submitted by /u/Accomplished-Fee1341 [link] [comments]
Acorn cap for scale. Hard rubber thing my dog ate and pooped out.
I guess my dog (105# GSD) ate this bc i found it in his poop. It’s a moderately hard rubber material. submitted by /u/Noise-Expensive [link] [comments]
Minimum wage = (average 1br rent within 5 mile radius of workplace x 3)/average monthly hours worked per employee. Recalculates monthly.
Make the landlords and management go to war. Either rent will get really cheap or wages will finally become “livable”. Although I bet this ruins the economy within the first two months. submitted by /u/bigcsnow [link] [comments]
Declare a national fish. Stick it in the reflecting pool. Call it a day.
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Vatican City (The world’s smallest country, population 506) should enter a team into the World Cup. Sort of a Cool Runnings type deal.
submitted by /u/captnkurt [link] [comments]
A video game where if you die, you can never play it again
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Therapists that hire private investigators to follow you and see how much you lie during your therapy sessions
submitted by /u/9percentbattery [link] [comments]
Olympic host cities should be decided via auctions, so that no one can accuse the IOC of secretly taking bribes
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
A vibrator that works like those long distance bracelets.
Like Bond Touch or Totwoo brand, for a remote play experience, it will have a day long battery, it vibrates everytime your partner touches their “control” or whatever. I know there are app remoted vibrator but it’s not spontaneous enough. submitted by /u/liakio [link] [comments]
Everyone should just give in and use their turn signals BEFORE they start a turn, just to let other drivers know their intentions before other drivers have to react. All cars are equipped with turn signals, why not use them? Even drivers of BMWs and Mercedes, EVERYONE should use their turn signals.
I know it’s crazy. And don’t even get me started on people that have to turn left a bit and cross way into the next lane before they turn right. But I’m starting small. submitted by /u/stay_fr0sty [link] [comments]
Fill the reflecting pool with mercury.
Algae problem solved and it’s more reflecty submitted by /u/satan-cat [link] [comments]
pants that look like you’re wearing a fanny pack but in reality if you unzip the “fanny pack” it reveals your genitals to the world
submitted by /u/cheesemaster66 [link] [comments]
Create a libertarian honeypot to attract billionaires and take all their money
Let’s say you’re a tropical country with more land than people, your neighbouring countries are already hosting gated communities for rich libertarians. Here’s what you’re going to do: Create a gated community for rich foreigners with low taxes Become a tax haven with strict banking secrecy and low taxes Wait for the billionaires to…
Have you ever posted a random idea on Reddit, only to see it become a massive real-world trend or someone’s actual job later?
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