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  • ​In baseball, intentionally walking a batter should require the pitching team to play an embarassing horn.

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    I like the intentional walk that the MLB recently implemented. Only thing is, it’s sorta confusing for the fans for a second, because nobody is doing anything on the field, they’re just standing around. I think, to declare an intentional walk, you should have to play a big “bwah-bwap” horn, that all the fans and…

  • ​Instead of breeding rabbits with floppy ears, we should breed them with very rigid ears so we can use them like slingshots.

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    submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments] 

  • ​When someone says they’re going through a hard time, Venmo them instead of sending a paragraph about how everything happens for a reason.

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    They don’t need a mug that says warrior, they need $1700. submitted by /u/YesterdayOk6182 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Instead of terraforming Mars, terraform Antarctica and the Sahara desert first to support human habitation

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    submitted by /u/between3220character [link] [comments] 

  • ​When a baby starts to grow hair and lose their baldness we should call it “taking Gandhi from a baby.”

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    As Gandhi was a famous bald man. submitted by /u/Atalkingpizzabox [link] [comments] 

  • ​Tinder for people in airports

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    Hear me out. We’re not in our best form when waiting for our plane at the gate. But that’s kind of the point. Like Mark Twain said, if you want to know if you like or hate someone, travel with them. Here you don’t really travel together, but you share some part of the journey.…

  • ​Bathroom fans with a mandatory 15 minute extension

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    So many people turn the fan off immediately after using the bathroom, leaving the smell to fester. If we had bathroom fans tied to the light switch that continued running 15 minutes after turning the lights off, that would cure the issue of people not leaving the fan running. submitted by /u/Ok_Basis1422 [link] [comments] 

  • ​A gym where you work to work out.

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    Working out is such a waste of energy. Tons of food is wasted to produce energy to just lift a weight up and down or spinning something. Instead, working out should use that energy for something productive. This could include farming, picking up trash, moving things: any manual work that doesn’t require expertise. This gym…

  • ​It’s 2026. You’d think we could engineer cannabis so that its metabolites are detectable for no more than seven days.

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    Make it happen smart people submitted by /u/Blueyedevil219 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Make a “figure-8” Formula1 track where drivers have to avoid one another at the intersection.

    Sep 10, 2026

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    submitted by /u/VictorChaos [link] [comments] 

  • ​indigestible food dyes for gender reveal parties.

    Sep 10, 2026

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    The cakes will be purple. Made from either a digestible pink dye with an indigestible blue dye, Or a digestible blue dye with an indigestible pink dye. That way the gender is revealed the next day to all the party-goers. They can post pictures revealing the baby’s gender on the parents social media to celebrate.…

  • ​A showerhead that plays shower sounds without actually turning on so you can hide your poop sounds without wasting water

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    And then when you turn it up it starts working like an actual showerhead. For the shy poopers submitted by /u/HiveMyned [link] [comments] 

  • ​Sink to wash your hands at entrance to every food establishment.

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    That’s right, you wash your hands when you enter a restaurant or food court or area where food is sold to be eaten immediately. The cultural norm is to wash your hands on entry. Then wash your hands on leaving. Sure you could go to the toilet but how many people actually do? Then there’s…

  • ​A cooking show where you can only use a microwave.

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    Applebees chefs, unite. submitted by /u/DownTrunk [link] [comments] 

  • ​PopRocks toothpaste that blasts away plaque

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    submitted by /u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best [link] [comments] 

  • ​Nothing Left

    Sep 9, 2026

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    There comes a point in every caregiver’s life when they realize they just have nothing left. They’re in therapy, but the therapist isn’t with them 24/7. They have aides who help, but the aides’ shifts begin and end. Any days off from work are filled with doctor’s appointments. They wake up and make themselves want…

  • ​Tiny, white shard like fibers that glisten under the light found on jacket

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    Can it be asbestos or fiber glass? Was my mother-in-law’s jacket, she used to work at a warehouse and also did some minor construction work, found these fibers on it submitted by /u/Mommytofourkids [link] [comments]  

  • ​The Louvre should replace the Mona Lisa with a digital printout glued to a wooden board for 18 months just to see if anyone notices.

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    submitted by /u/Temnodontosaurus [link] [comments] 

  • ​A Detoaster which converts toast to fresh bread.

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    submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments] 

  • ​With how obsessed modern society is with effeciency and simplicity, you would think auto racing would be more praised rather than ridiculed.

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    submitted by /u/Cookiecuttermaxy [link] [comments] 

  • ​Jiu jitsu and wrestling should work on humanoid robots.

    Sep 9, 2026

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    submitted by /u/MantraMan [link] [comments] 

  • ​To be overly sensitive can be both a great gift and a huge curse.

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    submitted by /u/danielsoft1 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Medium-sized metal bucket with locking hinged lid found in tools section of a small museum

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    This bucket was found in our small museum’s artifact collection in California, and we don’t know what it might’ve been used for. It is quite heavy and made of metal with visible welding marks. There was apparently a paper or perhaps a label of some sort affixed to the side. The handle is also metal,…

  • ​One of two large steel triangular metal structures with one curved side being transported on a flatbed truck.

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    submitted by /u/Windwakerboat [link] [comments]  

  • ​Strange heavy metal rods received in random package

    Sep 9, 2026

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    Heavy, around 5 to 10 pounds each, seemingly machined out of solid steel, no markings or moving parts. Received in a package despite not ordering them or anything like them, cannot find any information about the shipper listed on the box. submitted by /u/_jubjub_ [link] [comments]  

  • ​Fill tires with helium to make the car lighter and thus save gas.

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    submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Add an “I’m feeling lucky” pedal between the gas and brake pedals.

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    submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Build an island out of an enormous amount of dirt taken from Bourbon county Kentucky and the Champagne region of France then build a distillery on that island that makes a bizarre carbonated whiskey that counts as both bourbon and champagne.

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    submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments] 

  • ​A dollar should be divided into 232,792,560 cents so that it can be divided by every number between 1 and 20

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    submitted by /u/KnockedOuttaThePark [link] [comments] 

  • ​Someone should start a company selling unhealthy bars that live up to how good protein bars look.

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    Protein bars always look amazing and, while some are facsimiles of unhealthy bars, there’s a lot of other flavor concepts that don’t exist in the regular market. Someone should make versions of them that don’t taste like dust. submitted by /u/xenomorphbeaver [link] [comments] 

  • ​Like ice, but it makes things hotter, so you can use it for hot coffee and tea.

    Sep 7, 2026

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    submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Put a vending machine on a delivery robot and send it on a route around town to sell ice-cold drinks to tourists who would love the novelty of buying from the sodabot

    Sep 7, 2026

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    Only instead of a robot, it’s actually just me inside a big metal box, handing out drinks through a slot and making beep boop noises. submitted by /u/CurlSagan [link] [comments] 

  • ​All mermaids should be topless, because they never stand/walk/run, which are the situations where breasts require back support

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    submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments] 

  • ​Headlights that get brighter the faster you go

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    submitted by /u/burntcircuits [link] [comments] 

  • ​Found in basement ceiling, appears that wiring is still actively connected to a light fixture. House built 1940s. What is this?

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    submitted by /u/tayblades [link] [comments]  

  • ​Long Metal Spork like thing, heavy like it’s cast iron maybe and rusty. Found in a “this is free or garbage” pile

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    About 2 feet long, heavy metal thing with a unique end and weird handle. The entire thing is metal (maybe cast iron?) definitely looks like something for a fire but the handle is also metal. submitted by /u/MeProfessiLavaHot [link] [comments]  

  • ​A smell-based clock for dogs: (•ᴥ•) ~~~ TIME

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    A box that produces a new smell every hour, 24 smells in a daily loop, for your dog to keep good track of time ^_^ submitted by /u/Eugene_ZenBerry [link] [comments] 

  • ​When administering a coloniscopy, the doctor and nurses all have to wear gray alien masks

    Sep 6, 2026

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    submitted by /u/lawpoop [link] [comments] 

  • ​Prescription Windows

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    If you stand close enough to them you don’t need to wear glasses! submitted by /u/burntcircuits [link] [comments] 

  • ​Jobs should have to pay an hourly rate (equal to the potential job salary) to applicants for the process of applying/interviewing, even if they don’t get the job

    Sep 5, 2026

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    With asterisks and exceptions, sure, but if an applicant goes through 5 job interviews over 3 weeks and gets dropped for an internal hire, they should get paid for their troubles. Long interview processes should strain company resources, not unemployed peoples’ time and effort. submitted by /u/CatgirlHarmony00 [link] [comments] 

  • ​We just need to print money.

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    Economists: “But inflation—“ I don’t wanna hear about your fetishes. Listen. We PRINT MONEY, and then we DON’T TELL ANYONE. Capiche? Got it? You understand? Now everybody’s got more money, and nobody’s raising prices about it. You can’t have inflation when nobody even KNOWS there’s more money. Economists hate this one weird trick, because they’ve…

  • ​Adults should get recess while at work. There should be large adult size playgrounds at every work place.

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    submitted by /u/weirdinchicago [link] [comments] 

  • ​A movie theater where it gently snows popcorn during the show.

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    submitted by /u/Top-Requirement-2102 [link] [comments] 

  • ​A weed pipe that injects helium into the smoke so you have a funny voice after you smoke, which the stoned people you’re smoking with will find hilarious.

    Sep 4, 2026

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    submitted by /u/haddock420 [link] [comments] 

  • ​Can we all agree to change this sub to r/saystupidshit

    Sep 4, 2026

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    submitted by /u/unwittyusername42 [link] [comments] 

  • ​A house swapping cleaning service. I clean your house, you clean mine.

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    I recently helped out a friend who was in a depression slump due to the loss of a close family member. It was hard work, the place was a wreck, but I happily did it because I knew it would greatly improve their mental state. Then I went home. To my depression hole, which is…

  • ​Instead of colonizing Mars, let’s just destroy it.

    Sep 3, 2026

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    submitted by /u/afungalmirror [link] [comments] 

  • ​Pronounce all silent letters in English words with the exception of the silent “e” at the end of a word.

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    ‘Walk”, “half”, “salmon” etc. now have a pronounced L. “Castle”, “thistle”, etc. have a pronounced t.”Knight” and “know” are pronounced with a k, and the “gh” is pronounced as f, like “cough” or “laugh.” “Doubt” has a b (or a p, same idea though). The w before words like “write” is pronounced. “O” in “opossum.”…

  • ​r/ideas has censored me for too long. Uranium shoes

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    So everyone who wears them gets poisoned submitted by /u/OddOfKing [link] [comments] 

  • ​Split Chile into West and East Chile. One gets all the coastline, the other gets all the mountains.

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    submitted by /u/MAClaymore [link] [comments] 

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