”As American as apple pie,” is pretty ironic given apples are not native to the Americas.
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[TERROR] “NIGHT WHISPERS”
This is its continuation: —“Freeze, police!” —I shouted, as I watched that person vanish into the darkness of the night. I hadnt even finished the sentence when, with the same agility, Santoyo was already at the highest part of the fence. —“Santoyo, no! We have to wait for the damn backup” —I called out, while,…
You rarely notice your own growth, because you are the one standing on the ruler.
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There will come a time when robots will commit crimes and will be stopped by police robots.
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The Night Schopenhauer Walked into My Pub
(Originally written in Italian) I didn’t do it on purpose—falling in love with Schopenhauer. It certainly didn’t happen at school, where you can’t understand a damn thing about philosophy—not out of stupidity, but because of a structural shortage of moral slaps. Life delivers those later: in installments, like an expensive appliance, or in one well-aimed…
Teardrop Lake
Emily poked her head into the furniture shop. Leo and Johnny were at work, their backs to her. Johnny noticed her first and, with a smirk, elbowed Leo in the side. Leo met her under the shade of the trees. He didn’t smile. “You stood me up.” “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. I just…
Research papers avoid contractions because college essays require word counts.
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Soon to be a freshman in college: how do I start my journey?
I’m soon going to be a freshman in college, and was looking for any ideas as to start my first business. For context, I have great tech interests and also write a lot. I’m practically starting from zero capital too, however – i’d like to keep this business online, and preferably in the self-help or…
Ban condoms in the Olympic village.
Olympians bring home super babies. submitted by /u/Fragraham [link] [comments]
Military tactician
Long game, situates the enemies in the distance. See the threat, or opportunity. Devise a way in, what do they like? What do they do? Investigate. The ways to fight change. The rules of the game, change. I give you tobacco, you sit and smoke at my table while I deal the cards. You like…
What are these white does in this Neutrogena? Was in a cold environment but several years old
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The Fifth Voice
I’m writing this because I know I won’t make it. I can hear them even now, screaming, shrieking, wailing faintly on the wind as it claws through the icy trees. They are always near and yet just out of sight, waiting until I turn to hide so that I catch mere glimpses of shapes. Distant…
Momma loves you
I have to do this. I’ve spent so long trying to convince myself that it I shouldn’t.. that it’s wrong.. but it isn’t. There is no ‘us’ in we, and if you don’t produce, well there’s no reason to have you around, you’re just there, you have to be productive to be considered one of…
similar to water fountains you could have public Soylent dispensers so no one has to go hungry
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Starting a newsletter can make you some serious money
I made $200 in the last 2 weeks from mine. Proof in comments if you don’t believe me. My goal is $2k/month by end of year. And no, I’m not going hard on this, I’m putting in maybe 1-2 hours a week. So that’s why it’ll take 10 months instead of 2. Slow and steady…
THE 3-SECOND ETERNITY
THE 3-SECOND ETERNITY SCENE START INT. COLLEGE AUDITORIUM – DAY The auditorium is stagnant. A boring college event. The air conditioner hums. Students are slumped in their chairs, scrolling on phones. On stage, the EVENT HOST (a teacher trying too hard) wipes sweat from his forehead. HOST (Checking watch, nervous laugh) “Okay… we have a…
Any guesses?? Added this mysterious man to my waitlisting website
Hey guys so ive added this mysterious man (if u r a founder, u know him) to my waitlisting startup website for early founders, startups and builders. Lets see if u can guess him or not ps: this is the website, if u r interested, u can join the early access: https://pitchit-waitlist.vercel.app/ submitted by /u/Anonymous03275…
Metal objects, heavy for their size. Google thinks stick pins, but they have the arched bottom, unlike any stick pin I’ve ever seen. Both points on the bottom of each are sharp.
Got them at a yard sale in a bin of random things. I can’t for the life of me figure them out. submitted by /u/Poesis_Payne [link] [comments]
Starting an LLC in Georgia state – what do I need to know?
Hi all, My wife and I are thinking about launching a mobile food cart (a dream we’ve had for a while), but we’re total newbies to the business side of things. We’ve heard that an LLC is a good idea for protection, but we have zero clue how to actually get one set up in…
Buying a car through my LLC with no money down – for business
I’m trying to understand whether it’s actually possible to purchase or finance a vehicle for my business using my LLC and its EIN instead of my personal SSN. I’ve heard a few people claim they’ve done this without putting any money down, but it sounds a little too good to be true. A coworker was…
for freedom and fantasy
Long hair swaying as she ran, she glanced over her shoulder with all the honesty and joy of a child’s grin. Like she could see right to my soul, at peace for the first time in months. I remember the first time i saw her, born from the glistening sea. Her eyes mirrors — foggy…
It’s hard accept that the toilet brush is the final form of toilet-cleaning technology.
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3D Artist Physical Product Business?
Greetings innovators, I’m a 3D artist exploring the idea of starting a business that sells physical products. After researching the market, I’ve noticed that many creators with 3D skills focus on 3D printing services or products. The space feels crowded, low-cost prints are everywhere, and higher-end niches like custom keycaps or keyboards already have strong…
Would you ever want to create your own shower scent instead of buying from the store?
I’ve been thinking about how I spend a lot of time in places like Bath and Body Works trying to pick one scent, smelling everything until I find something I like. I’m exploring an idea and trying to figure out if it actually makes sense: What if there was a small countertop device that mixed…
Your startup has a fatal flaw. Let’s find it.
I’ve seen thousands of pitches, and one of the biggest reasons early-stage startups fail is the echo chamber. Founders get too used to hearing people say, “Oh, cool idea!” instead of pointing out the glaring holes. Let’s break out of that. Welcome to the Pitch Roast. Let’s get some real, unfiltered feedback going. Here are…
Turning our prey into tenders, nuggets, patties, tubes, powders, and chips is the ultimate apex predator flex.
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Inspection/Compliance Management Idea
Background: I’m a Project Manager for Conservation projects nationwide for multifamily properties. This idea is geared more towards Multifamily/Restaurant Owners of multiple locations, or Managers in general. But any feedback would be helpful. The concept is helping them stay on top of required inspections and compliance items (fire, elevators, backflows, grease trap, hoods, pest, health,…
Been building shit for 4 years. Someone please hire me before I build one more doomed startup.
Look, I’ll be honest – I’ve done the whole found a startup, build the product, manage 20 people, watch it slowly die thing. Learned more from that failure than any MBA could teach. Now I’m looking for a PM or product role where I can use those scars productively. Age: 23 Location: Bangalore, India Work…
I just want an all-inclusive super cut video of every time Alex Trebek did his bad Scottish accent, *laddie*. Searching media seems like a simpler, more useful AI task, but instead we get Vine for Zootopia fetish porn and pee filter illustrations on demand.
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Utilizing senses in description: what if you’re missing one (or more)?
I shared a rough draft of a story I’m working on with a friend, and he made the observation that I hadn’t used smell to describe anything. I’m anosmic, so it’s just not a go-to descriptor for me. It did get me thinking though. I would like to use smell as a descriptive element, but…
How can I monetize my sub forum?
I currently have an Ai and business based sub forum called aisolobusinesses on Reddit. I have built myself up to 5k followers and 8.8k visitors per week. I feel like I’m starting to make some good traction, but my biggest question coming up is going to be how to monetize. I have thought about doing…
Built an AI tool to spot fall risks in parents’ homes – looking for 10 volunteers to test
I built a simple tool called Safe in Place that walks you through a home safety check for an aging parent (or yourself) and then generates a room‑by‑room report with suggested fixes and ballpark costs. I’m looking for 10 people to test it this week and tell me: – Was it easy to use? –…
With no side mirrors on a car it feels like something is missing, but if you focus on side mirrors a little longer, they feel like something extra.
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Metal figurine of cat on a book hunting a ball. Fits on the palm of your hand, surprisingly heavy due to rock base. Strange, unidentifiable text on either side of book.
I’m primarily curious about what the text could mean. There’s writing on both sides of the book, but I don’t know what language it is (and Google Translate couldn’t figure it out). Found in my uncle’s collection of knick knacks, he got it from his father (or grandfather), so it’s pretty old (at least 30…
The present leader of any country in the world has committed at least one crime for which he or she can be arrested.
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People in the past probably attended children’s christenings and funerals on the same day.
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Proof that not giving up is how you succeed (21M)
At first I started with SMMA 3.5 years ago when Iman Gadzhi was viral with his puppet master BS. I had no experience, not to mention a uni degree in marketing or anything like that, so I just started doing free work. Lost some clients, slept badly, constantly stressed and ashamed. I kept telling myself…
RING DOORBELL
It starts the way everything starts now:/ a buzz./ a little rectangle of dread in your palm./ 02:11 — Motion detected./ The street is grey-green, like it’s been boiled./ Hedge. Path. Door. The world through a peephole that never blinks./ On the screen: a hood. Just a hood./ A hand slides a parcel into frame…
Every time, I think it’s you.
Two months later, I still feel the weight of your absence at my side every time I brush my teeth. Two whole months of crying at 3AM to memories of your embrace, your voice, your snore. Two months of leaving my phone on the nightstand and chasing away the butterflies every time I think it’s…
Sign language could have been the world’s universal language. Imagine if there was only one instead of each country having their own!
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If history repeats itself, then in 2056 people will look back at 2026 with envy.
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I keep waiting
Holding my breath under water. Finally I can’t anymore. The air escapes my lungs and The water rushes in. I’m drowning and as I reach for the light it fades and your hand reaches down to pull me up. I gasp the air intoxicated in the thrill just as the sun hits my eyes and…
They should make coins with negative value so change is easier to count
you know how annoying it is to get 49 cents in change or something. Like bruh what am I gonna do with these stupid pennies n shit. So here’s what you do instead of getting 49 cents back they give you two quarters and an anti-penny. Or how about instead of 95 cents (god I…
Rate Business Idea – Business That Creates Customized Travel Itinerary
“What’s Next?” This business provides users with a fully fleshed out itinerary based on the user location of where they are staying, how many days they intend to stay there, budget, and likes/dislikes to ensure it creates an experience to let travelers fully enjoy their trip without putting unnecessary time researching what to do. It…
Convex vaginas and concave penises
For homosexual intercourse submitted by /u/Fun_Variation_7077 [link] [comments]
My first ever story
[Complete] [67756] [Horror/Psychological] Focus Group Part One The story altogether includes sexual implications, sexual topics, foul language, graphic violence, brutality. Self harm in some instances. Please be advised. The story itself follows a male escort by the name of Robin Vance. He is a young man living in poverty doing this line of work for…
