If you never take your festival wristband off you should be able to reenter the festival the following years for free
It would be nasty but it’s free advertising submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
we should replace ID age verification with a test full of questions that only people mature enough to access locked content could know the answer of
submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
A Reddit filter than allows a user to remove all content generated by kids. (A global age filter)
I just don’t care! I don’t come here to read about stupid teenagers and even stupider younger children. I feel like a creep when I read a post and then see it’s a minor posting. I’d love a way to just filter ALL of it out. submitted by /u/Clevertown [link] [comments]
In case you ever forget your password, you should leave it here in a comment.
submitted by /u/useofcat [link] [comments]
Send people with early dementia/alzhaimers to diе in a war as soldiers.
Hear me out, my greatest fear is getting dementia/alzhaimers beacuse it’s the most demoralizing and worst way to diе. you basically just wither away as your body and mind break apart, that’s a horrible way to diе. that’s why we should give people with those conditions the option to heroicly diе in a battle, so…
Limit orders on plane tickets
There should be a feature where you can pick out the plane tickets, dates, cabin, and filling out all your information as usual but instead of paying right away you can set a limit order of how much you’re willing to pay, like how you would with stocks and ETFs. Then your ticket order will…
Tax doomscrolling.
We already have vice taxes to supress objectionable consumption; this would incentivize people to use their phone less. $1 per every 100 ft doomscrolled. submitted by /u/tryzest7 [link] [comments]
In order to maximise safety, all cars should have all airbags deployed all the time
As a bonus it might be comfy! submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
Golf but the balls explode if you don’t finish the game within 3 hours because ain’t nobody got the patience for that.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
the block button should kill people
on twitter specifically submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Make a law that all street must be one-way downhill so cars don’t need gas anymore.
submitted by /u/Ambassador-613 [link] [comments]
Looks like a wooden mallet with two heads, or a furniture component?
About a foot long, fairly light. A friend found it at a flea market but the vendor didnt know what it was. submitted by /u/crackhammer [link] [comments]
Radiator in a hospital, more specifically the little canister thing?
In the UK, if it helps submitted by /u/Nunlon [link] [comments]
Rename North and South America
Since a lot of people don’t realize how far east South America is relative to North America, why don’t we rename them West America and East America. I realize Northwest America and Southeast America make more sense, but that’d just be completely solving a problem instead of solving one by creating a new one. submitted…
Piss bullion. A cube of powdered piss. You just mix it with water and boom, instant piss whenever you need it.
There are so many practical uses for it. Albeit they are all unseemly or downright evil. submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments]
A false horror game that’s actually just a romantic visual novel.
It uses tropes and genre hallmarks to make you think you’re playing a psychological horror game set in a school, so you’re suspicious of everything. It even gives you the mechanics to investigate for clues, pick lockers, interrogate people in dialogue, etc., but there’s no mystery. Nothing supernatural happens. The weird occurrences all have logical…
Singapore should build one permanent open-air “rain room” the size of a basketball court in every town centre.
t’s a big uncovered space with a controlled artificial downpour that never stops. You walk in fully clothed, stand under the warm rain for as long as you want, and get completely soaked on purpose. When you’re done you walk out and dry off under rows of giant heated fans. No sensors that keep you…
Send AI robots to mars and have them build colonies with crops and buildings then send humans after it’s built.
submitted by /u/Kaje26 [link] [comments]
Skill based DUI levels
When you take your drivers test you are required to retake it at increasing levels of intoxicated. What ever blood alcohol level you complete the test at safely becomes your cutoff level for receiving a DUI. If you don’t drink alcohol you simply take 0.0% submitted by /u/niblet1 [link] [comments]
What if we evolved to grow teeth in our intestines and if you ate popcorn you could feel the kernel shells stuck in the teeth in your intestines?
That is all. submitted by /u/MeansWelll [link] [comments]
Story holes, holes in bathroom stalls you can put your ear to and receive a story
submitted by /u/mildorf [link] [comments]
We all stop saying “hallucinating” for AI errors. Instead, we say “fucking up”
Shout out to u/Rulebookboy1234567 submitted by /u/spearblaze [link] [comments]
Put narcan in the homeless’ water supply so it’s impossible to get high
submitted by /u/ElPlatanaso2 [link] [comments]
A “chosen one” story, but what the chosen one must do to save the world is stay in his home village, take up a regular profession and not fight anybody.
Beautiful noble maiden? Nah, you get to marry a hardy farm girl who may or may not be your cousin (genealogy isn’t tracked very well around these parts). submitted by /u/Mutant_Llama1 [link] [comments]
Take practice IQ tests until you’re incredible at them, then take a real one and have the highest IQ in the world
It won’t make you smarter but it would be a good bragging right for fun. submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
Valhalla Corps: the military unit for old people who want to die a warrior’s death.
You have the choice of a coward’s death in the nursing home, or you bring that oxygen tank to the battlefield and show the youngons how it’s done. Cream of wheat, or mount a machine gun to your rascal scooter and go to town. Grandma is deaf and blind, but that only makes her scarier…
Every school and poly canteen needs one “whatever the auntie feels like cooking today” stall
Choosing what to eat every single day is exhausting. One stall in every school and poly canteen should have no menu at all. You walk up, the auntie looks at your face for three seconds, decides what you need based on how tired you look, and serves it. Could be bee hoon, could be unexpectedly…
NBA teams should have a height budget
We already have salary caps, why not height cap? Let’s say your starting 5 has to average no more than 6’6”. Total of 790” on the floor at any given time You want a 7’3” guy? That’s great! The rest of your 4 players have the average 6’3” or below Why? I’m really not sure.…
Give elephants steroids and protein rich food along with muscle training
Elephants are big strong animals but they wont be able to reach their full potential in nature. We should grow a small herd of elephants, give them the proper nutrition, the proper steroids and the proper workout plans to get them as large as possible. I want to see how much weight they could lift/push/pull.…
Removable door for homes
Have you ever forgotten to lock your door when going out? Well I have. So I propose removable doors for homes. Simply take the door off the house so there are no ways to enter it until you reattach the door. submitted by /u/P1zzaman [link] [comments]
Bring back gendered occupation terms enough that we have the word “aviatrix”.
Another term for a pilot is “aviator”, but “aviator” has the -tor suffix, which is a masculine suffix in the original Latin. Its counterpart is the -trix suffix (though in English we don’t use it much, it does exist, like in the word “dominatrix”). With gendered occupation terms, a female pilot would be called an…
Looking for feedback!
I’ve been tossing around a business idea and I’m curious if this is something people would actually find useful. Basically, I’d help people sort through and make sense of all the “life paperwork” that piles up — important documents, bills, accounts, insurance policies, subscriptions, vehicle info, etc. We’d go through what you have, figure out…
Help me validate the best business model I should use.
I created an Etsy shop with a product that is getting no sales, and I confirmed the product is too expensive and the DIY route is likely what people would choose to do instead of buying my product. My question is, I have a website tool to design this product, so I’m looking for feedback…
A crazy BAD idea: Make reddit karma a finite, tradeable system.
If I upvote someone, I give them one of my karma. If I downvote someone, I take one of their karma. submitted by /u/Cherno_VM [link] [comments]
Give everyone robotic removable skin so we can brush our bones to keep them white and shiny (for fashion)
i say robotic skin because if you removed your real skin you would die of course, so we make a robotic skin which is safe to remove and then we can brush our bones which are yellow due to us never brushing them, and then we have beautiful bones that we can show off to…
Pants with built in underwear.
There’s almost no situation where you ever need your underwear on but your pants off. If you’re on your bathroom, just be naked. It should all be built into one: all your pants will have it sowed inside. You no longer have to fold your underwear or have a special compartment from them. All your…
Designate an anarchy zone.
I feel like we lost something with the taming of the wild wild west. Let’s just draw a box somewhere in the less populated parts of the country, and within that area, no laws apply. Crime is legal. Don’t wanna be part of the perpetual purge, don’t go in the anarchy zone. It’d be well…
We need an international “Cancel Your Subscriptions Day” once a year, just to remind everyone to cancel all the things they forgot they were paying for.
submitted by /u/Nesogram [link] [comments]
If you hear a firework late at night on a non holiday you have 20 minutes to find and legally purge the perpetrators.
If you use anything loud for the purge, everyone has 20 minutes to hunt you. submitted by /u/10ThousandMetalZones [link] [comments]
Cary around an Urn where ever you go but use it to store a sweetener which you add to your coffee and or tea. If anyone asks about it tell them it’s a private matter.
submitted by /u/weirdinchicago [link] [comments]
Send one religious leader from every religion to the Sentinel islands. The one that survives is clearly the only one being actually protected by a god – the rest are fake. The entire world then has to convert to that religion.
Boom. End of all religious conflict in the world. You’re welcome. I’ll take my Nobel prize now. (I’ll settle for a FIFA peace prize) submitted by /u/Boomshank [link] [comments]
Rename all males to Steve and all females to Alex
submitted by /u/imjustarandomsquid [link] [comments]
Simply nuke every city and town so that the homeless won’t loiter around anymore
We could get rid of every homelessness-enabling bench much faster if we used nuclear weapons submitted by /u/Unicorncorn21 [link] [comments]
Add “should we remove dihidrogen monoxide chemicals from our drinking water?” to all ballots. Throw out all of the ones that answer “yes”.
submitted by /u/Dedli [link] [comments]
A videogame for programmers, where the game is shipped in incomplete state and the player needs to write additional code in order to make the game complete
For example, maybe in order to finish current level you need help of a friendly NPC companion. But initially the NPC lacks any AI code, it doesn’t do anything, sitting around like a lifeless doll. But if you write code for the NPC it can become useful, with more advanced code being more helpful Or…
We should advertise transit funding as a way for older people to stay independent while secretly making it harder for unsafe older drivers to stay on the road
Getting transit funded is HARD in the US. It’s expensive to build and a lot of people see it as essentially a welfare program for the poor. Well, know who has time to call their reps? Retirees! The problem is many of them live in places that require cars and still drive long after they…
Fines should be increased depending on the persons yearly wage
A £100 fine for someone on minimum wage is different than someone making a million a year. So it should be increased depending on the persons annual wage, which you can easily do. It’ll give the councils more money and the rich will actually get consequences for their lazy oaf behaviour submitted by /u/avian_bi [link]…
All ads should be the actors in the show ( in character) trying to sell you whatever the ad is about.
Just watched a show where one of the ads did this. Honestly it was a good idea. We stopped fast forwarding the ad to watch it. submitted by /u/Space__Monkey__ [link] [comments]
Insider trading by congressman is allowed, but they must equally divide 95% of the earnings to the voters they represent
submitted by /u/Laserlight_jazz [link] [comments]
A cure for lactose *tolerance*
If you didn’t already know, the ability to digest lactose in adulthood is actually an anomaly—human beings by default were unable to digest lactose until a mutation occurred about 10,000 years ago that gave certain populations a lactase persistence gene. Indeed, in many parts of the world (such as in East Asia), a majority of…
