Find a conspiracy theorist who believes all company logos have satanic symbolism and pay them to design a logo free from this symbolism. Then, give the logo to a second conspiracy theorist who believes all logos have satanic symbolism and ask them to find the satanic symbolism in it
Then give the results back to the first conspiracy theorist to see how they react. submitted by /u/ItsMichaelRay [link] [comments]
Convince Europeans that we’ve been using the metric system for years here in the USA, but that we’ve all been pretending we don’t because we think it’s funny.
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All single player games should be required to have an “anti-grind” mode for busy adults.
Exp gain is at 2x, drop rates are increased by 10% (meaning if something originally had a 1% drop rate it now has a 11%) submitted by /u/ZenMonkey48 [link] [comments]
Anthropomorphic sheep people who are often drowsy. That way conspiracy nuts will have to stop saying “wake up sheeple!” because they may accidentally wake up the actual sheeple. And that would be rude.
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Ghostkeeper
It’s insane How much pain A stranger once but not remain He seems nice You see him twice I think a third time might be nice In no time Weeks go by Talking daily and we share no lies I Love his legs His intense gaze He marches while spinning bright green flags Go in…
Roast my first startup idea: An “Invite-Only” B2B2C Luxury Concierge (Quiet Luxury). Does this business model make sense? i will not promote
hey everyone, this is my first actual startup. i come from the digital media/cyber security world so building a secure/automated backend, nailing brand voice was the fun part. now i need you guys to really destroy my actual business model. do not pull punches. the problem: uhnwis (Ultra-High-Net-Worth Individuals) booking luxury villas at elite med…
“The sky is blue” is often taken as an example of a universal truth. If humanity expands into the stars, it will no longer be so
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100x100m square surrounded by 30x30m squares in the middle of the desert. Big square almost looks like a map
26.4396465, -13.4266830 – oddly enough near the worlds longest conveyor belt submitted by /u/OllieChaos [link] [comments]
Reverse the concept of a ‘subscription service’ and make companies pay us for our attention instead of the other way around
Hear me out. Right now, the entire economy is built on us paying monthly fees for everything from software to streaming to even heated seats in some cars. It’s exhausting. I want to flip the script. Instead of Netflix or Spotify charging $15 a month, they should be paying a micro-dividend to users who actually…
”Petio” Installer
So I’m thinking about specializing in selling installations of indoor-outdoor pet transition spaces. Ideally I’d have customer meet for free home consultation where I inspect their space and pet needs, have them pick from a range of options, then schedule and complete builds. There are automatic pet window gates that open with RFID collars for…
Selling High End Perfumes
hi everyone, i’m unsure if this is the correct sub to post in but i have been thinking to start a business where i sell high end perfumes (dior, chanel, jimmy choo) in my country. my country is not the most technologically advanced and we don’t really have any high end stores so i was…
I have been writing this story for about 1 month can someone tell me what they think and what to do next.
The story (completely fictional): Jessica had just turned 22 and had owned an apartment for about two years, having bought it in a nice neighborhood in Washington, DC. Her soon-to-be husband, John, was over, and they had just finished dinner when, around 7:37 PM, her brother Kevin called her house phone. John was on the…
Reflective Prose
I will never fully understand the need for comparison. Why is what we have never sufficient? This is a question which often has my attention. Am I less for being not as muscular as a passerby in the street? Am I inadequate for having a smaller penis than another? Does my wealth indicate my importance?…
Client is only paying 7$/h even I’m doing a lot more than a virtual assistant ( or you can say Marketing assistant)
I feel kind of guilty for posting this here, especially since it’s not exactly the right subreddit for it, but I’m really in a tight spot and could use some help. I’ve been working as a virtual assistant for a while now, and my role has grown to include a lot more than I ever…
App for general contractors to do daily site reporting using voice notes
I’m building an app for general contractors daily site reporting. The app uses voice notes and transcribes the audio into a fillable report template. You can customize the template and save down different projects. The report can be emailed or saved as a PDF that can be sent to clients and/or project managers. Is is…
I witnessed a murder
I witnessed a murder. Except there was no body, no evidence, and no victim. There were no sirens, no yellow police tape. The victim bore my name. She had lived with me for years, hiding behind my thoughts, my choices, and my fears. And in the end, I was the one holding the weapon. submitted…
MORBID ALLIANCES.
If I cut my veins and bled onto these pages, would you understand me then? Would you care if I told you that I’m too cowardly for suicide? Would it hurt you seeing me lay in a puddle of my tears? Would it scare you if you saw a preview to my unending torment? Would…
Reflective prose
I could very well let my soul be corrupt; so many things have happened to me, and of excuses I have plenty. After extended periods in my life where I lacked direction, I now live righteously with virtue and, above all, an unwavering commitment to my philosophy. Being authentic and remembering death remains ever-present—the equaliser.…
The people who act the least bothered are often the ones trying hardest not to show it.
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If you were given your whole life, from birth, to memorize a random string of numbers, how long could the number string be? What is our hypothetical limit?
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Prior to recorded sound, no one ever realized how weird their voice probably sounded to their own ears…
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Excerpt from my Mind’s Notebook
“Even if you slay the dragon you will still miss my inextinguishable fire. Who brings a spectrum to your monochrome world, and comforting heat to frigid hearts? What I do is create art to extract high fiery passion. It’s uncultured to stop me. Reconsider where you plunge your blade, and I’ll reconsider where I release…
Heavy cast dish wand holder. Useful or Silly?
I’m looking for feedback on a product idea. The problem is holding these popular dish wands upright so the soap doesn’t leak out. Holders are available with suction cups or adhesive, but these don’t stay put long. My idea is to make a cast metal holder. Heavy enough that it’s mass keeps it in place.…
New App Feedback
Hey, so a while back I had an idea to start a film club (pretty basic). But, I’d run into some obvious issues like how do I serve people with different interests? There was no way to keep people interested in talking about a movie or show they didn’t care to watch. So, I came…
Looking to chat
Looking to chat about some books that we’re reading and info dump on the book I’m writing too. 😊 submitted by /u/WinterdeHaven [link] [comments]
The modern Cartesian cogito: I am, therefore I overthink.
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With all the actors undergoing anti-aging procedures, in time, there will be no experienced actors to play a character written to look old.
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The Killing Fields Are Getting Wider, the World Is Getting Narrower
On Camden Road, on an ordinary afternoon that had no business becoming symbolic, a man appeared beside me as if the pavement had coughed him up. I did not see him approach. One moment there was traffic, damp stone, a bus sighing at the kerb, someone dragging a suitcase with one broken wheel; the next…
Would people really buy a flexible desk cable management system?
I used to think tangled desk cables were just my own laziness. But every time I change a monitor, charger, dock, or other device, the whole setup gets out of control again. So I’ve been thinking about a more flexible cable management system. Something like magnetic cable channels that can attach to different parts of…
Hey, I wanted to share my W.I.P with y’all!
Hi guys! i would like to share my Mythological story that was heavily inspired by Mr. Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson and the Olympians series! i have a google docs and am also looking for advice on where to improve! i am also looking for friends and basic advice on writing! Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nuIo4996ipwdvAznM7TIj3XClTAf7Cxy8BXm7x3nPAs/edit?tab=t.9kn9a64fqszr THANK YOU FOR…
Unique interpretations of the Seven Deadly Sins!
I’m currently writing a play where the 7 deadly sins are loosely represented by customers at a New York diner! I’ve been going off of the idea of the characters indulging in the sins rather than being physical embodiments of them! I have some ideas so far, like Gluttony being a coked up business man…
May 15th 2025
A journal Entry: Because Fuck it. Im pretty sure I’m dying. Just a bit quicker than poeple think I am. I can barley hold my breath. It feels as if there’s someone hugging me super tight around my chest. As if a boa constrictor is wrapping around me and slowly tightening day by day. It’s…
A morning drive to work
*The long and short of this was I really did go a month only getting two or three hours of sleep everyday it was torture. Well driving to work for a few days I’d seen an increase in deer crossing the road and trying to kill me lol. Anyhow one morning I thought I saw…
Camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. This thing is next to our campsite by the river. It’s metal and about 12 ft tall with a measuring stick next to it. What is this thing?
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haven’t wrote in years, wrote this as a challenge in a duration of two songs
Mourning Screams echo down the hallway through the cracks of my door which then bounce off my walls straight into my brain stabbing it like a Covid 19 test. It’s 2019 again. I’m back home, back in their skin, at which I plead to shed to reveal my true colors that have been lost in…
What is the biggest challenge facing small businesses today?
Small businesses are the backbone of many economies but they face challenges such as rising costs, competition, hiring difficulties, changing customer expectations, and economic uncertainty. In your experience, what is the biggest challenge facing small businesses today, and how can business owners adapt to overcome it? submitted by /u/Wise-Success-2737 [link] [comments]
How come mirrors flip things left/right but not up/down?
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Why stop at one broken clock?
Y’all know the saying that a broken clock is right twice a day, well it got me thinking that if you have enough broken clocks around you you can always know what time it is. My first thought was that you would need 180 clocks, but later reflection told me that this would only get…
If you can sit in the silence
If You Can Sit in the Silence If you can sit in silence without needing to fix it, fill it or interpret it… and still feel the vibration of chaos in the world around you… while something deeper inside remains still… glasswater — like a surface that refuses to break even when everything above it…
What is this thing I found in a box at a deceased relative garage? It’s 70cm long, heavy, and made of metal. It has a spinning part inside.
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Male celebrities and famous male politicians are frequently known by just their surnames whereas females are almost always known by their full name.
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We need biopics of the CEOs of multinational companies and nepobabies (so people know how they got where they are).
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Do you write better when everything is organised or does chaos actually help?
Genuinely curious because I’ve heard both sides from serious writers. Some people swear by having everything in order before they write a single word. Notes filed, outline done, research in one place. Others say too much organization kills the spontaneity and they do their best work in controlled chaos. I’ve gone back and forth on…
Knowing what you know now, how would you start over in reselling today?
I’m curious to hear from people with real reselling experience. If you had to start from zero again today, with limited money and no customer base, what would you focus on first? Would you spend more time learning a niche, building relationships, sourcing inventory, or something else? Looking back, what advice would you give your…
Most people use half their smartphone’s features and never even discover the other half exists.
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I Drew it
They keep giving me all of this medication I’m up to 6 now taking 18 pills a day To take away the nightmares the severe depression& anxiety I told them from the beginning I didn’t want to go through this cause I’ll miss this person The doctors wonder what I mean I’ll miss the genuine…
I wonder if
I wonder if she ever stops to think about us. Does she know it hurts, wanting to get up but not being able to? Feeling as if, not only our body, but rather our whole self is slowly giving up on us and not letting us get away. Not being able to stop our hand…
