Porn converted into flipbook format for doomsday preppers, Amish people, and Texans during the winter.
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You can forget most compliments, but you never forget the one you needed on your worst day.
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It was suspiciously convenient timing that California’s severe drought ended around the same time that we realized we needed tons of water for AI data centers.
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Imagine how itchy Ben 10s wrist must be under that omnitrix.
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This hippopotamus dish at a thrift store
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If you lost both feet but regrew one foot it would be a feat.
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Is Northwest registered agent actually legit?
TL.DR: Looking for a deep dive review/experience before I pull the trigger for a Texas LLC. Hey everyone. I could really use some real-world feedback right now. I’m planning to start a service-based business and I’ll likely be operating in multiple states eventually, but starting off with Texas. I’ve been looking at Northwest Registered Agent…
getting medicine
yeah? you‘re sick? oh, the flu. stay here. i’ll go get medicine. you want soup or something? k. love you. ************* what did she say again? some soup, saltine crackers, oranges, gatorade. $&?@!!! of course it’s a lexus. whatever. cut me off, i don’t care. does the target have a pharmacy? i think so. **************…
Zuckerbot
“Mm. I do think that he’s alone. A few friends. But it doesn’t matter. when it’s over.. he’ll be alone.” “alright. if that’s why you want.. I still think it’s kinda messed up.. you should give him some time at least?..” “mm. no. I need someone who can meet me at my level.” “yeah.. I…
Creating an LLC in New Mexico – any tips or advice?
Hey everyone, I’m thinking of creating a New Mexico LLC for freelance services, is it actually as simple as it looks? I’m a freelancer in the service industry (working full-time for as single client based abroad). I’m currently at a crossroads with my business structure. I’ve lived outside my home country for a while now,…
My boyfriend says “I love you” like a bank app says “Payment Successful” and I can’t tell if I’m adored or… invoiced.
Flair: Relationship / Vent / Advice? TL;DR: He doesn’t say “I love you.” He pays it. It’s sweet. It’s frustrating. It’s kind of hot in a late-capitalist way. I don’t want to turn him into an ATM, but I also don’t want to live on emotional silent mode forever. I need to talk about my…
Journal
Journal 🎶 Beautiful Maddness by Agnes 🎶 d£aler by Lola Young 🎶 Walking After Midnight by Ki:Theory 🎶 Free Your Mind by En Vogue Always love the drive home—despite the suicidal deer playing hopscotch in the middle of the road at 2 a.m. Kitties crying at the door as I rummage, trying to find the…
A ymca but instead of gym equipment its filled with musical instruments, recording software, rooms to record and make music etc.
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The Flesh and The Machine
We were running. We needed to run faster. Around us the flashing lights, coruscating in a mad dance with the cacophony of klaxon alarms made me want to break into a mad dash to escape the visual and audible attack on my senses. But I needed to pace myself and be a virtual owl. An…
5 steps to get first users, written by a HUMAN
I launched my tool at the end of 2025 and got my first user that same day. This wasn’t coincidence and it didn’t come easy. So don’t expect it to be easy because if you learn anything about entrepreneurship it’s that you have to put in the work. I am currently a CTO at a…
a letter i wrote to myself in the past, to me in the future
you are so focused on giving other people the world that you forget about the one you live in. you forget about yours. and it frustrates me so much that someone so loving, someone so caring, starts to question her own worth due to the fact others couldnt appreciate it. and i’m sorry, i’m sorry…
Respiration is a bunch of atoms clumped together (DNA) in ways that tell even more atoms how to band together to form bioloical creatures which process atoms into different molecules.
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Premise to the void, a fictional universe I’m building which hopefully can become a creative outlet. Not just for me but for others as well.
I hope someone reads this message. Wether your in reality or a void dweller like me please respond. It’s so lonely here. Consider this an introduction to the void. If you don’t know what this place is it’s the realm of the lost, forgotten, and non-existent. You may find things/places lost to time, what once…
Building a tool to compliment couples therapy
Anyone in this group been through or currently in couples counseling and willing to be interviewed? Need help validating an idea – please let me know if that is you! submitted by /u/reversepansear [link] [comments]
Rectalgular, slimy piece of cloth(?) found with my clothes on my wash machine
There’s voth a slimy side, and a non-slimy side. It was found after a wash cycle between my clothes. submitted by /u/Coccafukuda [link] [comments]
Red brushes at airport bus stop
I was waiting for the bus to take me home from the airport (Edinburgh, if that’s relevant) and saw that each bus shelter had 2 or 4 of these bristle-y brush things. they all face toward the road, they’re short enough that they don’t stick out beyond the curb. Seem to be made of a…
ENTs and ents probably have very different views on how you should treat your upper respiratory system.
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You can tell a restaurant is too loud when you start reading lips without realizing it.
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Dear mom Monologues
TW!! DEATH OF A PARENT DUE TO ALCOHOL ABUSE hi! I am a musician, and my mom passed away a few months ago due to Alcohol Abuse. I turned to music, and wrote 5 songs, each representing a stage of grief/ a letter to my mom. I am promoting the album by posting a letter…
Rename Switzerland
There were many advantages to living in Switzerland during my time there, such as low corruption, clean rivers, tasty alpine milk etc, but one of the main disadvantages was that in every internet address form, typing ‘sw’ into the country field, one would then have to scroll past both Swaziland and Sweden. The matter could…
One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mean marijuana by default, not nicotine.
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American Football is essentially an IRL turn-based strategy game.
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Lexi
hey all. felt like sharing a bit of my newest scifi story: Lexi flowed through the system…dissolving into the silicon photonics of a neural hive, re-integrating and surging into the optical interconnects that bound the network together at near-light speeds. Long ago, a man she knew had spoken of motion and stillness, how they each…
People who donate their organs upon death should have the names of the organ recipients inscribed on their tombstone, to show the lives that they saved/improved
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I need feedback for my concept
Hello, I’m currently writing a story I started a long time ago, but I wanted to change the format. I want to make it a story where the reader has to unravel the lore. My story begins with the announcement of the deaths of the protagonists’ parents, and we follow them as they try to…
Unlike other content on YouTube, music videos tend to see their view counts increase consistently over time.
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Forever again
Food tastes good again Sound sounds good again Love feels real again Things make sense again (have they ever?) Hopefully, before we fall into our eternal home(s) You can force it but it will not come You can preach it but it might not show If you force it fear will fester, And you will…
I’m building a tool to automate employee onboarding & follow-ups would this actually help managers and employees?
I’m working on a lightweight tool to improve how onboarding and training actually happen in real teams, and I’d really value honest feedback from managers and employees. The problem I keep seeing is not a lack of docs or training content, but the mental load around onboarding: Managers forgetting who needs what next Employees unsure…
Have Weird Al Yankovic host next year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show.
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Two business ideas I would love feedback on:
1.) I live in a suburb of Chicago. Weather is terrible, all our cars looks terrible most of the time but I still like to get my car washed regularly so that it looks good. Other unrelated fact: shopping centers are suffering. I live near Oak Brook mall and I would LOVE if a car…
Mindful Rambling
Fancy that. Has it always been this noisy in here? Chaotic noise, like TV static. Images flash from the void for no reason, then dissolve back into the nothing where they came from. The emptiness whispers words only it understands; I can only faintly sense what they might mean. Or maybe they mean nothing at…
I wanted to post my writing somewhere for feedback. I started writing a few weeks back and keep in mind, that I am not a native English speaker.
All the days I’ve spent thinking about you. All the hours I’ve spent pondering about our differences and similarities. Although these thoughts and dreams are nothing more than illusions, the illusion of you has escaped my mind and affected the depths of my soul. We have never met, yet you’ve already become an eternal memory.…
The Tree At The Front Of The House
I remember when the tree at the front of this house was unplanted When I planted its sapling in the soft, wet dirt after a spring shower I was 4 then I remember when I watered its leaves that summer Fearful its surrounding brothers and sisters would steal all the light the Sun had to…
When exercising, fat gets broken down into component parts and the carbon from it gets breathed out. Losing weight is difficult because it’s at a molecular level.
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In a mess with loan, need ideas
My life is a mess financially. The devil called and I accepted, that is, the SBA called and offered me a loan during Covid that crippled me and bankruptcy seems to be the only way out. However, I don’t want to do that. Monthly payments — $4,000 Still have around $150K The business LLC is…
A lot of furniture designing is limited by the size of doors.
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Weird jar found in Goodwill. Amber glass reminiscent of 60s/70s. Thick base. Top appears to be made to hold something.
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What’s an overused phrase you can’t stand in stories?
I listen to a podcast called Darkness Prevails, which is awesome, but I swear if I hear someone say their blood ran cold one more time, I’ll pull my hair out. The phrase never used to bother me until I started listening to that podcast, and his stories where just about every single story has…
Mirror image
I held your hand so you did not fall, and when you did, I picked you up, brushed off the dirt and told you everything would be ok. I dried your tears and took you to your favourite places. I did silly things to make you smile and lost countless nights sleep making sure you…
A new Foundation
We found him. Just sitting there. Like some glorious golden cup waiting for someone to claim it for themselves. Inscribed words of wisdom for the ages, there’s so much here we could use for inspiration. The world won’t ever be the same, revolutions in so many ways, this.. provokes thoughts I never even imagined I’d…
They should shorten the Super Bowl halftime show by 10 minutes to make people watching the Kid Rock one miss the start of the 3rd quarter.
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Looking for readers interested in my philosophical and introspective novel
Hi, I’m an indie author looking for a small number of readers interested in philosophical and introspective fiction. My novel explores memory, perception, identity, and the fragile boundary between inner experience and reality. I have digital copies available at no cost for anyone who thinks this might be their kind of book and would like…
