Legal citizens should pretend to be illegal so they get captured and sue as a get-rich-quick scheme.
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Anyone here building a company without needing to?
Not gonna lie — I find it inspiring when people from well-off families still choose the grind. Instead of relaxing on family money, they build startups, take risks, or create value. If that’s you, I’d genuinely love to connect and learn from your mindset. What drives you when you don’t have to work? submitted by…
A 4D being would be able to see all of our insides but any higher dimensional being could not.
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It’s weird how TV episodes usually have names but TV seasons never do.
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Lupin III and Scooby-Doo are counterparts from opposite ends of the earth: Both are long-running mystery series which continue to spawn new seasons and reboots, seminal works in their respective animation industries, and both began as low-budget television series.
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Would you invest in residential construction in Argentina? Exploring micro-investing
Hey everyone, I’m from Argentina (and full disclosure: it’s late here, so I’m writing this post with the help of ChatGPT to make sure it makes sense in English 😅). Here’s the situation: I run a marketing agency, and my best friend owns a fairly large construction company here. Right now, he’s building over 65,000…
Everyone should have to experience a simulation of what going through a crash on the highways feels like before they get a license.
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Small plastic cone found in my coffee
I pulled this small conical piece of plastic out of my mouth while drinking coffee that I brewed at work from a flavia coffee pod. Maybe it is from the pod/packet, the brewing machine, or from debris that somehow got inside? I wasn’t able to identify any place it might have originated from. Also added…
seeking honest business advice – social visual analytics platform
Hi, we are two Techies (one master and one phd in computer science), we spend a lot of R&D effort to build a social visual analytics platform. It scan images and videos on social platforms, find and tracking appearance of products like CPG, fashion/beauty products, and turn into insight. our goal is helping brand and…
Circulate online rumors of a surprise Taylor Swift concert July 4th in Time Square only to have Rick Astley come on instead.
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The Tribe
Camaraderie — laughing endlessly. No matter where you’d be, the tribe is gathering. To some, it’s soul family — “Me? It’s the people we meet.” A thousand scattered commonalities, Each one a thread of familiarity. Opposites — constantly contradictory. No worry. As if a fated journey, With companions — Worldly. Meetings occurring absurdly, Sharing truth…
combine all required vaccines into one giant syringe and inject it all at once
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I want to help founders / VCs and need some input from you 🙂
After creating and scaling my own VC newsletter since january, I now want to step up the game and create a great free database. What free startup and VC data would you like to see? Just comment any topic – i will create it and tell you if its ready! submitted by /u/Ready_Flounder_8007 [link] [comments]
Camping gear for…..? I think it’s from a tent. Triangle shape, half netting and half rip stop nylon. About 1’ on each side.
I really have no idea what this is for. I can sort of picture it as something to connect tarps together. But it’s too small for anything I can think of. submitted by /u/worldwidewang1 [link] [comments]
My Superhero Apocalypse
Chapter 1: Discovery Kayla stopped at the door. It was the only one that was shut on this level. Her breathing slowed as she strained all her senses for danger. The sound of her heart beating seemed to drown out the rest of the noises. Growing more confident, Kayla rested her palm on the door…
A Billion Dollar Mid-Life Crisis
I have a billion dollar idea. The more research I do, and the more people I talk with, the more I realize it’s the real deal, and not just a “good idea.” Problem is, my strongest skill is self awareness, so trust me when I say as someone pushing 40, and mostly uneducated – I’m…
Make the urethra in body wash bottles wider so you only have to pump it once so you don’t have to pump it so much.
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Mario
“Your princess. is in another castle.” A metaphor for life — and what we’re after. Defeating Bowser in a loop of sorrow and laughter. Reaching your goal, just to find it isn’t what you’re looking for. So on the plumber goes, from the next green pipe he rose. The princess, asleep in rose. submitted by…
Testicles can turn a man on and off depending on how hard they’re touched.
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If your life flashed before your eyes it would look like a strobe light because of how much you sleep.
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Every glass of water you drink carries an avalanche of molecules that once sloshed through a dinosaur.
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If dogs could talk, walkies would probably turn into negotiations.
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Statistically speaking, the most common final words men across history have heard before dying are probably “I love you” or “Fire”.
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There are a lot more cats named Tom than mice named Jerry.
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How much should I sell my app, with $12k revenue in 4 months and 90%+ profit margin
Hey everyone, I’m planning to list my cross-platform desktop SaaS app on Flippa and Acquire, but I’m unsure how to price it fairly — hoping to get some input from others with experience selling or buying similar projects. Here’s a quick overview: Revenue: $12,000 in the last 4 months Profit margin: 90%+ Traffic: ~3000-4000 unique…
This thing under the dash on a used car i bought. It has one button and a green light thats always flashing even when the car is off.
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Is this a bunker or grave? Found in my backyard. Please help identify!
This concrete slab has been in my backyard since I moved in but I never gave it much thought. My son and his friend wanted to uncover what we could and this is what we found. A concrete slab with maybe old bricks around 3/4 of the perimeter. Our house is old, so I’m not…
Tie
If you were ever wondering, no this isn’t about suicide. Tie The working man— he is one with his suit. It is his life, as much as his tie. Calm. What keeps him normal, away from total insanity: his family, his society, his responsibility. The working man Is angry. He is aware— the boot on…
Ban phones from concerts and provide all ticket buyers a professional digital copy of the show
Phones suck at shows. We all know that. And yet sometimes we want to remember what it was like to be there. Ban the distracting, view-blocking, vibe-killing phones, promote social interaction, AND be able rewatch the whole show from a POV that doesn’t suck. Sounds like a win/win/win to me. submitted by /u/mvtrev [link] [comments]
A quiet kind of love
I want a love that whispers, not screams, That doesn’t need to shine on screens. A love that’s safe, honest, and true, One she can feel—and I do too. A bond so pure, it needs no rhyme, Just knowing hearts, in quiet time. So kind it heals the broken parts, So close we share our…
First attempt with fantasy far from my normal work. Rough drafts just have a read and critique
[Scene: A dimly lit room with a roaring fireplace. Two men, Ezra and Keller, sit across from each other at an old wooden table.] Ezra: The moment is here, old friend. I have to admit—it’s quite something. Still, I’m not sure what to make of it. Sure, we knew the date, the time, all that.…
This short story got me kicked off another subreddit. Thoughts?
Hey, This is a short I wrote on my lunch break. It’s rough, raw, and completely unedited. The tone is somewhere between self-loathing, existential crisis, and bourbon-drenched hallucination. The protagonist finds out he’s a character in someone else’s unwritten story—mine—and it pushes him over the edge (again). It’s not polished. I don’t need praise. I…
If I were trapped in a cardboard house with sentient puppets, I’d probably be just as crazy as Mr Noodle.
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Thing on a KLM flight. It’s like a mesh but it doesn’t look like it does something. It has a wifi sticker.
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The only thing standing between me and exercise is sitting.
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Stuck in Reinvestment Loop – Need Advice from Experienced Sellers
Hey folks, especially the experienced ones here 👋 I’ve recently started a small business where I assemble and sell a product. Here’s the basic math: Product cost (including everything): $19 Selling price: $30 Profit per unit: ~$11 I usually order 5 units at a time, so the total cost is $95. After selling all 5…
The majority of monsters aren’t evil, just hungry.
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A characteristic of fine art is that it takes at least a hundred times more time for the artist to create it than for the patron to enjoy it.
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What if there was an “Uber” for hiring remote staff from developing countries?
Imagine a platform where U.S./UK startups or small businesses could instantly hire pre-vetted remote talent — not freelancers — but long-term, affordable team members from countries like India, the Philippines, or Nigeria. 🛠️ Roles: Customer support, sales, tech, data entry, virtual assistants. 💰 Cost-effective: 1/4th the cost, same output quality. ⏱️ Time saved: No sourcing,…
Save up $100,000, invest it all in US treasury bonds, ride the rails as a traveling magician for 30 years, and then retire with $200,000.
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Madness
Madness It is a madness to be in the middle of a crowd. People shouting, cussing, pushing, shouldering, drunks mocking, vomiting, stepping on shoes— filthy, clean suits reeking of cologne, sweating, acrid smoke tasting of pollution. Glued to their phones, talking, walking, gawking, waiting for the bus, the traffic light, buzzing like flies. It’s no…
The expression “I’d bet dollars to donuts” made more sense when donuts cost less than a dollar.
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Found in public laundry room. Tightly coiled metal loops thing.
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Swimming is one of the only sports where coaches tell you to breathe less instead of more.
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