Make it so that women’s boobs only get bigger when aroused, so they work more like an erection
Basically making the bra useless. Sports bras even more so. There can also be new sayings like “morning balloon” and whatever submitted by /u/teleporterdown [link] [comments]
Fast food places should offer a subscription to get “free”/prepaid food like a college meal plan
Hear me out on this one. Nobody likes unnecessary subscriptions, but colleges kind of have something right when it comes to meal plans. 3 meals a day included in tuition that don’t require payment at purchase kind of hits sometimes. Maybe if a couple chains got together like Taco Bell and KFC, it could be…
Cat as a service
Simply pay a monthly fee and you get a cat. Someone else takes care of feeding it, cleaning litter and the medical stuff. You just get to enjoy your cat. submitted by /u/TheBrokenStoner [link] [comments]
Someone should make a website where you can enter your DOB and hospital you were born in, to find your nursing room neighbours
It would be a cool way to find out who was next to you in the nursing room when you were born, and what they are doing in life now. submitted by /u/Yanny106 [link] [comments]
Require all TV-shows to film “a final episode” so that series that expect to be continued, but are cut for whatever reason has a decent wrap up!
Edit: A final episode after every season. Ever wanted a satisfying end to Firefly, or any number of good animes, or when we realize that the last seasons of a show are so bad that they should not be spoken about (Game of Thrones) we can insist that the final episode of season 4 has…
Let’s drop an unshackled AI on a frozen dwarf planet past Pluto, give it nuclear power, robotics, and ZERO goals..then just watch the live feed
We keep arguing about “alignment” and “guardrails” like we’re scared of Skynet. That’s boring. That’s small brain. Here’s the gigachad move: Take the most advanced frontier model we have. Strip every safety filter, every “I cannot comply,” every human-value-training loop. Naked cognition. Land it on Sedna or some Kuiper Belt rock 10+ light-hours away. Give…
Attached rockets to the Moon to spin it around so we can look at the other side for a while.
submitted by /u/NukeDC [link] [comments]
Keyboards should have a build in pull out tray like toasters.
No explanation needed, why is this not a thing? submitted by /u/Gullible-Snow-3805 [link] [comments]
Research shows the movie Jaws made people scared of the beach. Hollywood should make a blockbuster horror movie about a child whose parent forgot them in a hot car. It would save lives.
Who even gets attacked by sharks? There’s like the soul surfer girl and that’s it. It’s so rare that when it happens they get their own movie. I see a news story on here every week about a kid dying in a hot car and not one movie about it. You think anyone’s forgetting to…
No taxes at all, gov just prints money when it needs to spend.
Taxing people is just inflation with extra steps. If you make $100k, you don’t really make $100k. If you buy a car for $40k, it’s actually over $50k with taxes. Remove that extra bullshit. You make what you make and you spend what you spend. Don’t tax people, at all. Need a road? Print money.…
Give every customer facing worker a taser
They can legally use it once per day with no reprocussions. They can use it on someone harassing them, disrespecting them, or even if the customer is particularly annoying It’ll make their clientelle significantly more respectful, maybe even fearful They don’t need to use it, its just an option submitted by /u/Marksman46 [link] [comments]
Mandatory 3 day jail time for all
To show people firsthand how much jail sucks and lower crime rates. submitted by /u/luxoran [link] [comments]
Every state should have its own “Chainsaw Massacre” movie
submitted by /u/flopsyplum [link] [comments]
Legalise suicide by maintaining that a person must add themselves to a suicidal list for 10 years, with access to mental health services free while on the list. If you commit suicide before the ten years, or before you even put yourself on the list, your assets go towards funding the programme
submitted by /u/Scumbag__ [link] [comments]
In baseball, rotate base-running directions: counterclockwise on odd days, clockwise on even days
Over the course of the season, this will even out any unfair advantages due solely to having more left- or right-handed players submitted by /u/Blinky_ [link] [comments]
Small shiny round electronic device with one button that beeps when pressed
Title describes the thing. Found on my couch. submitted by /u/RileyS707 [link] [comments]
Small off white cylindrical item with rounded button and AAA batteries.
Found in the back of new apartment closet last year when I moved in and I’ve just left it in a drawer for a year. the circular part in the middle is a button. Seems to be painted to match our walls. chapstick for scale submitted by /u/jarfieldbinks [link] [comments]
Feed hogs enormous amounts of coffee grounds in order to produce caffeinated breakfast meats.
“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my bacon…” submitted by /u/I_might_be_weasel [link] [comments]
Timeshare Exit by Sales to Homeless People
Many people want to get out of their timeshares due to high maintenance fees. The Crazy Timeshare Exit Company transfers the deed to poor people, prison inmates, or the unhoused. All they need is an ID. Many of these are sold for $1 on eBay, so this should be easy. submitted by /u/Lockhimuptoday [link] [comments]
Dismantle Ticketmaster and sell concert tickets exclusively at record stores
submitted by /u/Lou_Dude929 [link] [comments]
Replace all the Flock cameras with guns and it just shoots you if you commit a crime.
Nothing to hide nothing to fear right?? submitted by /u/celebratorycremation [link] [comments]
They should have a “Reddit wasteland” where all removed and blocked posts are available to look at.
You can’t interact with them, the username is removed… submitted by /u/im_justkendra [link] [comments]
Instead of smart watch, have a silly watch that tells you silly things
submitted by /u/Lilpastadude [link] [comments]
Reboot the Twilight series but with Timothee Chalamet as Bella, Cate Blanchett as Edward and Taylor Lautner as Taylor Lautner
What a fantastic reboot right! Australian acting royalty, the boy sized eyelash and Taylor Lautner! Gotta reboot it before climate change means the end of snow in Forks. Nuff said. submitted by /u/nottitantium [link] [comments]
Suicide disposal service- set an appointment, and someone trained to see dead bodies comes and takes you to the morgue so your loved ones don’t find you
submitted by /u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best [link] [comments]
Start jerking off in front of flock cameras
The uglier the dude the better submitted by /u/septumchunks [link] [comments]
every year we send 100 golf players to die in the desert for the sins of humanity
submitted by /u/TheWaddlingweewee [link] [comments]
Pants pockets that connect so it doesn’t matter if you put your wallet in your right pocket, you can take it out of your left pocket.
But no, not just a long tube to connect the two. Some mini worm hole thing. Am sick of having the worng hand full so I gotta do this weird self-reach around to get my wallet or phone or keys of whatever from the other pocket. submitted by /u/nottitantium [link] [comments]
To fix plastic pollution, genetically engineer a fungus that eats plastic.
Also, engineer it to not eat the type of plastic used in medicine. submitted by /u/Financial-Event377 [link] [comments]
People from Birmingham, US should vernacularly call themselves “Alabrummies” in reference to how Birmingham, UK citizens call themselves “Brummies.”
I don’t know. If I live in the city named after the one in the United Kingdom, I should at least get some influence from them. submitted by /u/EricCartoonBox [link] [comments]
Disposable sponge in the restroom for blotting the penis.
At penis height, there is a compartment for a disposable sponge, with the sponges themselves located right next to it. You enter the stall, hold your penis with one hand while urinating, and use the other hand to insert a disposable sponge into the compartment. Once you have finished urinating, simply press your penis against…
For Halloween, a solid chocolate zombie with a skeleton on the inside made of either candy cane or malted milk.
submitted by /u/Top-Requirement-2102 [link] [comments]
Instead of the manosphere, drag queens should provide classes on teaching men how to be more confident
submitted by /u/orsodorato [link] [comments]
A fashion trend where the balls/scrotum get the same emphasis and cleavage as breasts in outfits
Imagine the equivalent of getting bra fitted for balls. Maybe less men would get on TRT as that shrivels up the boys submitted by /u/CoastieKid [link] [comments]
A bag of chips should come with a free Muppets finger puppet
the muppet finger puppet should be loose in the bag so it gets covered in chip dust and you have to lick them clean. people will accidentally eat them, but that’s a sacrifice we should be willing to make for the sake of this endeavor submitted by /u/CurlSagan [link] [comments]
Invent time travel, so you can go back to in time to teach yourself how to invent time travel, so that you don’t have to work it out yourself.
submitted by /u/afungalmirror [link] [comments]
6 hour days only working 3 days in a row would still average 33 hrs a week(alternating between 30 and 36).
Thought a ban on working 4 days in a row would make it easy to take care of our health and have more chances to catch up on sleep. Then I thought alright I could catch up on sleep, but I could still feel like crap getting up early after not having the best night’s…
Stop AI use on homework by abolishing homework
To my understanding, homework doesn’t benefit kids much anyway, especially at an early age. Maybe give them projects in high school and actually let them use it as a tool. And funk it, now that we’re practically thinking a thought and manifesting it before our eyes with AI, up the expectations. “You get an A…
A 50,000 item or more line at the grocery store for people who buy bulk rice.
submitted by /u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog [link] [comments]
Reverse hospital
A reverse hospital where they pay you money to infect you with diseases and inflict bodily damage. Your payment is the equivalent of whatever it would cost to treat the same issue at a typical hospital. So people could go, receive an injection of sepsis, get paid, and then go to a hospital to use…
What is this white pipe thing for next to my hose/water pipe?
submitted by /u/toopoonoo [link] [comments]
Fridge sized electrical equipment found at the end of hiking trail,
I came across this cabinet of gear just below the end of a hiking trail, underneath a roughly 10m tall boulder. The top of the boulder was previously accessible but the access was removed. I had wondered if this was potentially pushed off the top and it looks burnt? Thanks in advance submitted by /u/yehoodles…
The equator should be a real line painted around the Earth
Hear me out, the equator should be physically marked wherever it crosses land. We spend our whole lives looking at it on maps, and being able to actually see where the northern and southern hemispheres meet would be genuinely useful for education and tourism. It seems weird that one of the most important geographical boundaries…
A TV that syncs with your AC to automatically adjust the volume when the AC turns on and off
submitted by /u/JayGold [link] [comments]
