If ‘competitive sex’ were added to the Olympics, what would it look like?
What categories and events would you expect to see? How would it be scored? submitted by /u/jakeobv [link] [comments]
I have a business idea but i’m not sure how to execute it
I’ve been trading forex for about 8 years now and have become reasonably successful over the past few years. Lately I’ve been thinking about starting a business around helping newer traders who are interested in learning forex trading or looking for a potential remote side income skill. My idea would be to offer free 1-on-1…
I should legally change my name to Null Null just to see how much it fucks up my life
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Law I
As imperfect as law is, it remains effective at mitigating harm. There will never be a time when no one is hurt. The duty of healthcare professionals, law enforcement, and government workers is to help guide those within the system. And freedom without constraints is not freedom. It is fantasy. “Escaping” the system is ultimately…
I’m a creative person, I like writing when I get in the flow, but I can’t accept writing in drafts; every scene must be perfect before I move on- whether it be a scene I just worked on, or a scene from ancient history.
I like being creative- it’s fun. Sometimes, it’s also fun to write things. Then, writing things about what I create in my head- it’s even more fun! It isn’t fun rewriting 10 pages over and over again when there’s no payoff. I’ve looked up this kind of feeling- writing confidence. I can write anything for…
The average assumed age of some with 67 in their username has shifted from 59 to 12.
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Each person celebrates a new year twice a year if they also celebrate their birthday.
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Fleshlight but you can stick your leg / arm in to get moisturized
Started as a brainfart but I think it deserves at least public scrutiny. submitted by /u/BroadbandJesus [link] [comments]
Better Ocean Experience- A crane suspending a room over the white waves. Please set this up for me!
I was sitting in this hotel room in Japan and wanted to be suspended over the white waves. Anywhere with good whitewater. It could even be a river with a peaceful rapid. This would be a little room with a camping toilet and potable water. You could stay a few hours or overnight. You could…
30 hours
30 hours I picked it up at my local Kroger which is weird because l’d actually gone in there to get some batteries. The cashier looked at me strangely like she’d seen me before, maybe in a dream or a courtroom. I’m fairly sure the onion got scanned twice but only charged once which feels…
What are these black round bumps place at the bottom of some Chicago buildings
Found in buildings in the Fulton Market area of Chicago. Wife wants to know what they are for. submitted by /u/loonyfly [link] [comments]
How I Built a Solid Income Selling Websites Through Cold Email
I’ve been in the web development space for a pretty long time now and over the years I’ve tried almost every client acquisition method you can think of. What I noticed is that the best method usually depends on the size of the team. Bigger agencies usually have dedicated sales people sitting on the phones…
We have no way to know if different people feel the time passing at the same speed.
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How long do you have to sit on the toilet playing games before it becomes a hobby?
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Milk should depreciate as it gets closer to it’s expiration date
There is no reason that I should have to pay the same price for a gallon that will expire in two days compared to one that will expire in over a week. Especially considering it will probably go unsold, grocery stores should have the prices go down as they get closer to the expatriation date…
Looney Tunes used to be for children only, but now with TikTok Brainrot it is actually a lot more mature than most media adults consume.
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my first ever draft
A message to my generation, we live in a world full of good and evil, but we never know where that line is drawn. My generation is seen as lazy, unmotivated and stupid, but the truth is that we are not and my generation is pushed to extreme extents for social acceptance. Many of us…
When Silence Feels Safer
A million words, a thousand different ways just to speak to you. But after a certain point, too many explanations stop sounding honest and start sounding like begging. And that was never what this was supposed to become. Not something built on the need to be acknowledged. Not something that had to plead just to…
The first quiet minute after guests leave is its own kind of event.
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What is this hand tool with 2 mm pin protrudes when handle is pushed down
What is this hand tool with 2 mm pin protrudes about 2 mm from the end when wooden palm operated handle is pushed down and the shaft collar retracts? Shape of handle is clearly meant to accommodate downward pressure with the palm. I found while cleaning out a deceased relative’s house. this person had a…
the white gums of her coffin
The heat was frying but unbearable under the umbrellas. It’s the truth of dying. Illusions of shade to comfort or disturb and disturb further the soul thinking of the sun beyond these curved shadows. She led in front in a hearse. An aunt, cousin, or maybe it’s a grandmother. I vaguely knew her name…
What is the most difficult part of finishing a draft for you?
Hey everyone! So basically, the post title. I’m curious to hear from people, particularly novelists and short story writers, who have as hard a time as I do finishing that first draft. What trips you up or holds you back? I usually knock out a good chunk early on, but then fall into the very…
New business idea. What downsides do you see?
Hi everyone. For the last two years, I’ve worked as a copywriter, offering services such as writing emails, sales letters, scripts, and so on. With the rise of AI, I can’t keep selling these kinds of individual “assets” because now anyone can create them. Competing on price doesn’t make sense. I’m developing my new offer,…
Disembodied, sentient beards that float around, and aggressively try to attach themselves to the faces of clean shaven people.
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The launch vector model is somewhere between PE and a fully managed fund
The launch vector model does something that does not fit neatly into existing categories, they source and operate ecommerce brands but partners enter through an LLC as active members rather than fund LPs, which changes the legal dynamics and the transparency expectations significantly Traditional PE buys companies with investor capital and runs them internally, fully…
So Much Winning
Straight of Hormuz, ships getting hit, are they kidding Nah, Epstein class, so much winning Sorry kids, college isn’t affordable unless your princes Student loans, accruing interest We shot ourselves in the foot And bailed out the banks Now they’re winning There’s no trickle down It all keeps rising Have you seen groceries? Yeah, $2…
Chiquito
The lens of my Canon DSLR could barely capture the sheer, unpeeled majesty standing at the altar. As a twenty-two year old wedding photographer, I had shot dozens of ceremonies, but I had never seen a best man quite like Chiquito. He stood a proud six feet tall, a flawless specimen of Cavendish heritage with…
All we ever needed was the one 3D printer. We just needed to print more 3D printers with the 3D printer.
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Good Morrow: Reports of a Kingdom on Fire
Good Morrow, your esteemed highness! I am your humble replacement to your previous servant whom you so kindly relieved of his living privileges. I mean not to replicate his mistake of using your latrine for his personal use. Two leagues is a perfectly acceptable distance for a servants privy. How dare he!?! I’d give you…
A type of backwards poker where everyones cards are facing outward so everyone knows everyone else’s hand but don’t know their own.
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The ten-dollar menu will come and go faster than it took for the dollar menu to ever become a thing.
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Companies thought AI would let them pocket the wages of fired workers, but instead, clients just demanded price cuts, leaving Big Tech as the only ones getting rich.
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I give too much too quickly, I don’t know how else to be, I give everything like it’s my only shot, Like this is my destiny
I give too much too quickly, I don’t know how else to be, I give everything like it’s my only shot, Like this is my destiny, Truth is it’s not my lack of trying, That things don’t work out, It’s the investment in the worthless, People leave you with doubt, It’s scary to love so…
Making a magazine for Software Developers and Casual Programmers
Hi everyone, this is basically just an idea I had, and this is the only subreddit that came to mind. I am a Junior Developer, and I really like to read about programming and I like computers, I don’t really care about jobs and things like that, I have just always liked computers and everything…
You must choose whether or not you believe in free will (the ability to choose).
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There are probably a lot more baths with add in showers then there are dedicated showers.
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To the Love I’m Still Learning
I used to think love was supposed to hurt a little— that if it didn’t bruise, it didn’t count. I used to think needing space meant something was wrong, that silence meant someone was leaving. I am unlearning that. I am learning that love can sound like “take your time,” that it can look like…
I wonder if there is good money in writing (good) fanfiction and then publishing once the characters enter the public domain?
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This one is for you and you know that it’s true!
Your poetry, it sucks The tone, the lyrical embodiment of the construct in which you write is juvenile and comes across as attempting. Like brown-nosing shit fermenting Yeah I’m jaded and foul towards your entity but you’ll never be able to hide your identity I see through you like a dog running into the backyard…
Looking someone to Build an Online Casino
Hi all, I’m a network/IT engineer based in San José, Costa Rica. I lost everything after a legal scam I’m still fighting but I’m determined to start again and try something new. I have strong experience in the sportsbook and online casino industry. Worked at two sportsbooks in the past and one Live Video Casino…
If most of us ever got a biopic, our biggest concern probably wouldn’t be the portrayal, it would be whether the actor cast as us is attractive.
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What is the most obvious problem that business owners has faced in terms of generating revenue?
Is it sales, marketing, process, operations, cashflow what. And what exact in that don’t have right team right process or what is it actually submitted by /u/Super_Umpire100 [link] [comments]
Most Businesses Don’t Have a Product Problem, They Have a Scaling Problem.
A lot of businesses don’t actually have a product problem. They usually have a scaling problem. Things work at the start, but once growth comes in, everything gets messy: leads slow down follow-ups get inconsistent operations break the owner gets stuck doing everything Most people focus only on getting more customers, but not enough on…
Solving the male loneliness epidemic…with polyandry
Like I know it won’t fix any deeper stuff but if one lady offers to marry some guys, they’d be part of a family and have a built in friend group or even build their friend group via marriage to this woman by scouting the way men who want many wives want their wives to…
Prologue for a short story looking for honest critique
I’m working on a dark, philosophical story where Death is the narrator. This is the opening/prologue. I’d really appreciate honest feedback—especially on: Does the voice of Death feel distinct or too human? Does the opening feel intriguing or too generic/philosophical? Would this make you want to keep reading? I’m open to criticism, so don’t hold…
What’s the best ecommerce fulfillment service for scaling in Europe right now?
Hey everyone, I’m starting to feel like in-house fulfillment is becoming a bottleneck – orders are growing, but so are delays and time spent on ops. Logistics starting to eat up too much time from marketing and growth is usually a sign it’s time to move to a fulfillment partner. Same with running out of…
