Beautiful noble maiden? Nah, you get to marry a hardy farm girl who may or may not be your cousin (genealogy isn’t tracked very well around these parts). submitted by /u/Mutant_Llama1 [link] [comments]
It won’t make you smarter but it would be a good bragging right for fun. submitted by /u/Scrangdorber [link] [comments]
You have the choice of a coward’s death in the nursing home, or you bring that oxygen tank to the battlefield and show the youngons how it’s done. Cream of wheat, or mount a machine gun to your rascal scooter and go to town. Grandma is deaf and blind, but that only makes her scarier…
Choosing what to eat every single day is exhausting. One stall in every school and poly canteen should have no menu at all. You walk up, the auntie looks at your face for three seconds, decides what you need based on how tired you look, and serves it. Could be bee hoon, could be unexpectedly…
We already have salary caps, why not height cap? Let’s say your starting 5 has to average no more than 6’6”. Total of 790” on the floor at any given time You want a 7’3” guy? That’s great! The rest of your 4 players have the average 6’3” or below Why? I’m really not sure.…
Elephants are big strong animals but they wont be able to reach their full potential in nature. We should grow a small herd of elephants, give them the proper nutrition, the proper steroids and the proper workout plans to get them as large as possible. I want to see how much weight they could lift/push/pull.…
Have you ever forgotten to lock your door when going out? Well I have. So I propose removable doors for homes. Simply take the door off the house so there are no ways to enter it until you reattach the door. submitted by /u/P1zzaman [link] [comments]
Another term for a pilot is “aviator”, but “aviator” has the -tor suffix, which is a masculine suffix in the original Latin. Its counterpart is the -trix suffix (though in English we don’t use it much, it does exist, like in the word “dominatrix”). With gendered occupation terms, a female pilot would be called an…
I’ve been tossing around a business idea and I’m curious if this is something people would actually find useful. Basically, I’d help people sort through and make sense of all the “life paperwork” that piles up — important documents, bills, accounts, insurance policies, subscriptions, vehicle info, etc. We’d go through what you have, figure out…
I created an Etsy shop with a product that is getting no sales, and I confirmed the product is too expensive and the DIY route is likely what people would choose to do instead of buying my product. My question is, I have a website tool to design this product, so I’m looking for feedback…
If I upvote someone, I give them one of my karma. If I downvote someone, I take one of their karma. submitted by /u/Cherno_VM [link] [comments]
i say robotic skin because if you removed your real skin you would die of course, so we make a robotic skin which is safe to remove and then we can brush our bones which are yellow due to us never brushing them, and then we have beautiful bones that we can show off to…
There’s almost no situation where you ever need your underwear on but your pants off. If you’re on your bathroom, just be naked. It should all be built into one: all your pants will have it sowed inside. You no longer have to fold your underwear or have a special compartment from them. All your…
I feel like we lost something with the taming of the wild wild west. Let’s just draw a box somewhere in the less populated parts of the country, and within that area, no laws apply. Crime is legal. Don’t wanna be part of the perpetual purge, don’t go in the anarchy zone. It’d be well…
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If you use anything loud for the purge, everyone has 20 minutes to hunt you. submitted by /u/10ThousandMetalZones [link] [comments]
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Boom. End of all religious conflict in the world. You’re welcome. I’ll take my Nobel prize now. (I’ll settle for a FIFA peace prize) submitted by /u/Boomshank [link] [comments]
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We could get rid of every homelessness-enabling bench much faster if we used nuclear weapons submitted by /u/Unicorncorn21 [link] [comments]
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For example, maybe in order to finish current level you need help of a friendly NPC companion. But initially the NPC lacks any AI code, it doesn’t do anything, sitting around like a lifeless doll. But if you write code for the NPC it can become useful, with more advanced code being more helpful Or…
Getting transit funded is HARD in the US. It’s expensive to build and a lot of people see it as essentially a welfare program for the poor. Well, know who has time to call their reps? Retirees! The problem is many of them live in places that require cars and still drive long after they…
A £100 fine for someone on minimum wage is different than someone making a million a year. So it should be increased depending on the persons annual wage, which you can easily do. It’ll give the councils more money and the rich will actually get consequences for their lazy oaf behaviour submitted by /u/avian_bi [link]…
Just watched a show where one of the ads did this. Honestly it was a good idea. We stopped fast forwarding the ad to watch it. submitted by /u/Space__Monkey__ [link] [comments]
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If you didn’t already know, the ability to digest lactose in adulthood is actually an anomaly—human beings by default were unable to digest lactose until a mutation occurred about 10,000 years ago that gave certain populations a lactase persistence gene. Indeed, in many parts of the world (such as in East Asia), a majority of…
First four hours: write script Second four hours: film movie Final four hours: edit / polish movie Obviously there will be snack breaks in between. Whether or not we include those as part of the twelve-hour process is to be determined. I have limited knowledge about filmmaking by the way. Edit: I’ve been informed by…
All these scientists keep trying to figure out how to harness the power of the sun, or how to make gas cleaner. What we should be doing is figuring out how to use the waste products of our bodies to fuel our society. Think of all that hair people grow and just cut off? DARPA…
Most have had Cows milk or Goat Milk but what about Dog Milk or Pig Milk? While disgusting to imagine, cows milk is pretty disgusting already. I want to try Elephant milk on my lucky charms. submitted by /u/CrunchyAssDiaper [link] [comments]
It would give walkable spaces to old people or a super fun indoor track for go karts. submitted by /u/ggoptimus [link] [comments]
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I would pay money to visit it. submitted by /u/TheUpcomingEmperor [link] [comments]
So nowadays, regardless of method, one of the worst parts of being chosen to be permanently eliminated from society is the anticipation. Whether they know the day or the minute, I bet the lead up is the most agonizing part of all. So what if instead, they have absolutely no idea whatsoever. They’re shipped out…
Should be legally required to give the person(s) they are saying that too $100. Right out of their bank account even if it puts them in the red and has no cap on it. That saying is rude and inconsiderate to everyone suffering, and anyone who actually says that should be ashamed and fined. Edit:…
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Outlaw the talking heads and make everyone actually read the news. this way they can concentrate and comprehend the shit they are looking at instead of having to process it through the myriad of other shit going on in their lives. If you want to know what’s going on you have to read it. submitted…
Need a carton of milk? Fuck you. Loaf of bread? Absolutely not. Newspaper?? You must be dreaming. Snacks? Get fucked. Gum? Sorry sir, we don’t sell that particular item. Foreign power plug? Oh we got that, not the local one though, you wanna take this outside right now? submitted by /u/eyegazer444 [link] [comments]
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Boarding and deboarding might cause some injury, but that will help ease congestion as those who don’t really want/need it won’t bother. If you’re in a rush you can just run through the train cars. Put them on an elevated line with a view and have some nice dining cars. The Flattened Ferris Wheel design…
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we haven’t tried that have we submitted by /u/RiverOfSand [link] [comments]
Imagine Tinder, Bumble or Hinge, but with one twist: When you sign up, you also register a trusted person—ideally your mom. 😉 She doesn’t see your profile, doesn’t read your chats, and isn’t involved in your dating life at all. Unless…You get reported for inappropriate, sexist, or abusive messages, and the report is confirmed. At…
If I’m making a charitable donation, that money is tax-exempt. Why should that same money get taxed when it goes to the payroll section of the charity’s expenses? submitted by /u/justtrustmeokay [link] [comments]
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Like if you were robbed and forced to give your PIN you could give that number instead. The card would work like it’s supposed to but it would trigger the machine to send an alert to authorities with a photo of the user. submitted by /u/ephemeralkitten [link] [comments]
I don’t mean to sell in stores for people to take home. I’m talking about at a Con type event where they have a booth, limit one per customer, and it’s served in a glass for consumption on the spot, under law enforcement supervision etc etc. $100 per drink, and proceeds go to drug rehab…